i want a new orleans style parade
with dramatically gloomy trumpets. Also fireworks and things. Perhaps one of the fireworks is my elaborate coffin being shot into space. Oh! and they should sew bits of me on in different orders (like arm on a head or something) to confuse alien scientists
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:41, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

*jazz funeral fives*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:43, Reply)

yeah!
all this 'I don't want any fuss' nonsense. I want noise and melodramatics and professional mourners
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:45, Reply)

Just hold it at Anfield then

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:47, Reply)

i don't do football references
please reapply
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:48, Reply)

Errr marry a royal then have affairs and die by crashing into a bridge?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:54, Reply)

I don't want to be a saint
which she so clearly is/was. I reckon she faked it all and is living with Elvis in Atlantis
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 15:00, Reply)

Elvis Shergar
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 15:01, Reply)

No, that's her ex-husband.

( Muns, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 15:08, Reply)