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( , Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:23, 107 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Cunts
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Outsourced parking on campus, for your convenience we will take the amount directly from your pay.
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Its run by our own campus services. Its just profiteering off their own employees.
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My missus worked for the local uni years back and they went from having free staff parking to outsourcing it to a bunch of useless cunts who charged the staff £240 a year and the students double that
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You're supposed to scratch the day off you're using and display it, but he hides that bit under his tax disc.
The most amusing part is that he lives so close to the univeristy it's actually less distance and quicker to walk through the as the roads are perpendicular to his direction of travel. His battery went flat recently.
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metro.co.uk/2014/09/02/iceland-launch-chicken-tikka-yorkshire-pudding-meal-for-one-the-world-weeps-4853877/
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Yorkie pud = Good
Chicken = good
Tikka = good
How could they possibly go wrong
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He hit the bonios pretty hard and then had to beg for scraps outside of butchers
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what's shaking?
Ive been training new staff today. I've got a full house sales team and im full of drop rates. What's your day consisting of?
( , Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:16, Reply)

Pretty much all day. Boring adminny shit in preparation of the next phase of my fax to email roll-out.
( , Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:23, Reply)

of a tiny butane powered fax machine for use in the New Forest.
( , Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:26, Reply)

it's been a while since we had a new nutter
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Nice and smart for work, but could go with jeans and a shirt if I wanted to look a bit Nakers-y.
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I like wearing a jumper as it gives me plausible deniability about not ironing my shirts.
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Also unless it's merino wool you're a knob htfhyc.
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What sort of a know-nothing false cardigan twat do you take me for? Prick.
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Is that the same?
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