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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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She's doing the ice cream/fork thing again :o(
( , Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:23, 107 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
( , Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:23, 107 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
My fucking shitcunt work place has just increased the cost of my parking by 450%
Cunts
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Cunts
( , Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:08, Reply)
Hahahaha
Outsourced parking on campus, for your convenience we will take the amount directly from your pay.
( , Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:12, Reply)
Outsourced parking on campus, for your convenience we will take the amount directly from your pay.
( , Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:12, Reply)
in which case it would be pre-tax, so a better option than paying the effective 20% extra if paid from net salary
( , Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:16, Reply)
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Its not even outsourced
Its run by our own campus services. Its just profiteering off their own employees.
( , Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:16, Reply)
Its run by our own campus services. Its just profiteering off their own employees.
( , Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:16, Reply)
At Newcastle Uni they solved this by building on top of all the car parks
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In that case I refer you to the opening part of my post
My missus worked for the local uni years back and they went from having free staff parking to outsourcing it to a bunch of useless cunts who charged the staff £240 a year and the students double that
( , Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:20, Reply)
My missus worked for the local uni years back and they went from having free staff parking to outsourcing it to a bunch of useless cunts who charged the staff £240 a year and the students double that
( , Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:20, Reply)
My mate works at a university and he gets round this by buying one day ticket a month for a quid.
You're supposed to scratch the day off you're using and display it, but he hides that bit under his tax disc.
The most amusing part is that he lives so close to the univeristy it's actually less distance and quicker to walk through the as the roads are perpendicular to his direction of travel. His battery went flat recently.
( , Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:24, Reply)
You're supposed to scratch the day off you're using and display it, but he hides that bit under his tax disc.
The most amusing part is that he lives so close to the univeristy it's actually less distance and quicker to walk through the as the roads are perpendicular to his direction of travel. His battery went flat recently.
( , Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:24, Reply)
Oh fucking hell.
metro.co.uk/2014/09/02/iceland-launch-chicken-tikka-yorkshire-pudding-meal-for-one-the-world-weeps-4853877/
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metro.co.uk/2014/09/02/iceland-launch-chicken-tikka-yorkshire-pudding-meal-for-one-the-world-weeps-4853877/
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my local in folkestone do giant yorkshires filled with chicken curry, its alright
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Given this is from iceland and costs a quid, I doubt it will be anything near 'alright'.
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I completely agree, but filing yorkshire puddings with most food is still WIN
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I dunno
Yorkie pud = Good
Chicken = good
Tikka = good
How could they possibly go wrong
( , Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:22, Reply)
Yorkie pud = Good
Chicken = good
Tikka = good
How could they possibly go wrong
( , Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:22, Reply)
By trying to cover ingredients, manufacture and overheads costs and still make a profit retailing at £1?
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It's clearly a loss leader, they make the real money on the doner kebab pizza people no doubt also buy whilst shopping there
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This never would have happened when I was regional global director of pizza hut in 2007.
( , Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:27, Reply)
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After his short lived film career
He hit the bonios pretty hard and then had to beg for scraps outside of butchers
( , Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:13, Reply)
He hit the bonios pretty hard and then had to beg for scraps outside of butchers
( , Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:13, Reply)
Hi FRIENDS!
what's shaking?
Ive been training new staff today. I've got a full house sales team and im full of drop rates. What's your day consisting of?
( , Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:16, Reply)
what's shaking?
Ive been training new staff today. I've got a full house sales team and im full of drop rates. What's your day consisting of?
( , Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:16, Reply)
Mailbox creation and machine updates.
Pretty much all day. Boring adminny shit in preparation of the next phase of my fax to email roll-out.
( , Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:23, Reply)
Pretty much all day. Boring adminny shit in preparation of the next phase of my fax to email roll-out.
( , Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:23, Reply)
I've now got an odd little image in my head
of a tiny butane powered fax machine for use in the New Forest.
( , Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:26, Reply)
of a tiny butane powered fax machine for use in the New Forest.
( , Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:26, Reply)
hahaha that anders troll wannabe is a spastic
it's been a while since we had a new nutter
( , Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:17, Reply)
it's been a while since we had a new nutter
( , Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:17, Reply)
I liked when it was calling you 'arsewipe' as some kind of insult, it clearly didn't get your incredibly witty name
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Grey, 100% wool, V neck.
Nice and smart for work, but could go with jeans and a shirt if I wanted to look a bit Nakers-y.
( , Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:33, Reply)
Nice and smart for work, but could go with jeans and a shirt if I wanted to look a bit Nakers-y.
( , Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:33, Reply)
I've got a couple of bench jumpers that fit this bill.
I like wearing a jumper as it gives me plausible deniability about not ironing my shirts.
( , Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:56, Reply)
I like wearing a jumper as it gives me plausible deniability about not ironing my shirts.
( , Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:56, Reply)
He means he wants to get inside you to stay warm on a winter's night.
( , Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:42, Reply)
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That's right friend. Tailored suits and churches shoes or gtfo.
Also unless it's merino wool you're a knob htfhyc.
( , Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:38, Reply)
Also unless it's merino wool you're a knob htfhyc.
( , Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:38, Reply)
I'm on the look out for another cardigan to complement the brown cable-knit beast in my wardrobe.
( , Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:41, Reply)
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It isn't a proper cardigan unless it's got two pockets friend. You'll look super duper combining it with a nice scarf to go with the gingham shirt and suede oxfords during the chillier autumnal weeks that are fast encroaching friend.
( , Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:45, Reply)
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Obviously it's got pockets.
What sort of a know-nothing false cardigan twat do you take me for? Prick.
( , Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:57, Reply)
What sort of a know-nothing false cardigan twat do you take me for? Prick.
( , Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:57, Reply)
Your missus complemented the brown cable I left between her breasts
Is that the same?
( , Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:48, Reply)
Is that the same?
( , Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:48, Reply)
^ sets up an account just to have a toothless bite at strangers on the internet ^
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