Some cunt did this in the beer garden the other day, and expected a free pint for doing so.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:03, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

You should have barred him for life.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:04, Reply)

To befair, he's a regular, so in the interests of customer relationships he got one. He's still a cunt though.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:05, Reply)

^ pushover

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:10, Reply)

Is this gay slang?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:19, Reply)

Are any of your regulars former patients?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:11, Reply)

Couple, yes.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:17, Reply)

bit awkward

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:18, Reply)

He can do the
I have seen your wifes flume song...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:20, Reply)

Not as yet, they haven't drunkenly asked my advice. Besides, I can't mention anything medical unless they do first.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:20, Reply)

shout at the top of your voice
NO IT WONT CURE YOUR CRABS YOU NEED TO BUY DERBAC FOR THAT
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:22, Reply)

^surprising depth of knowledge of STD medicine. Also a Jock. Possibly unrelated. ^

( Kroney, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:24, Reply)

Possibly? Scabby sweaties.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:30, Reply)

I'm just saying it's possible that Scots aren't all sexually unhygienic.

( Kroney, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:33, Reply)

No shreddies and a kilt would suggest so. But drunken bareback with a cracked up Aberdeen whore, on her twentieth client of the afternoon, well....

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:36, Reply)

They are the best ones.... prelubed if you like

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:37, Reply)

Real men get crabs on their (I believe the term is) Bawbags

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:36, Reply)

To be fair
Public lice are almost endangered due to the popularity of waxing/ shaving
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:38, Reply)

You don't see WWF or PETA whining about that one, do you?

( Kroney, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:43, Reply)

Bono and Sting are doing a song aboutit.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:44, Reply)

Tina Turner
Is dedicating a re-release of Nutbush City Limits though
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:46, Reply)

Oddly no
Its probably on their winter campaign though, now that we know the pandas are sly pretend preggers cunts
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:49, Reply)

I need to complete a one day course to be a first aider here. Most people have got one exceptme. So if some cunt has a heart attack, they can deal with it, apparently I could get in trouble re insurance if I tried to help someone, as I'm ot qualified. Meh

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:26, Reply)

As a workplace first aider would you pay me 10k per week

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:39, Reply)

In money, magic beans or booze?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:45, Reply)

YES

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:49, Reply)

Does it have to be relivent..... like, if a guy is sitting with his wife and metions to you that he has a bit of a cold, can you then yell back really loudly "I HOPE THE HERPIES RASH ISN'T BOTHERING YOU ANYMORE" ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:36, Reply)

I'd really try not to get into that sort of a convsrsation.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:41, Reply)

Is there any Medical Chat you're interested in ?
Like, with IT Bods, most of us hate the old "My hard drive won't switch on", but i'll talk for hours about any new tech.

The whole Apple/Health stuff looks really good to me. I've been told "it won't happen ever" by people on my FB, but I'm still holding out for the rumoured non-blood glucose monitor sensor - I had a slight 'mishap' with steriods and it gave me diabeties =(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:48, Reply)

Honest answer, yes, I still get the journals and email specialist stuff, med was a large partofmy life, and it always sill be. Just the doc, patient interaction that go me down. I just realised I didn't care anymore. Sounds harsh, probably is, but that's
the truth mate.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:52, Reply)

Not much call for theoretical doctoring
outside of House.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:53, Reply)

You're right , I'm still fascinated in the subject.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:56, Reply)

"GOOD TO KNOW YOU HAVE STOPPED FUCKING WHORES AND GOT THAT TREATED"

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:43, Reply)

PERHAPS IF YOU DIPPED IT IN THE SINK EVERY NOW AND AGAIN IT WOULDNT STINK SO MUCH

( Kroney, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:44, Reply)

LOOK I WEAR A FANCY SKIRT AND NO UNDER CRACKERS THE BRISK SCOTTISH BREEZE COMBINED WITH THE PERSISTANT DRIZZLE KEEPS IT CLEAN

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:45, Reply)

And the Dettol.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:46, Reply)

Why waste good drinking?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:47, Reply)

I'd like to see you do the Sulphuric Acid challenge

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:26, Reply)

Lose the anger Jay. #deviantlifestyle

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:27, Reply)

I am one of the happiest people I know, Doc.
I smiled while thinking of the above post.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:45, Reply)

\0/

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:46, Reply)

^ conehead

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:54, Reply)