alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:17, 27 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

doze off fuckers

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:19, Reply)

bit harsh m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:28, Reply)

Soz bbz u ok hun?

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:30, Reply)

alright dozer.
I attended a very DYNAMIC meeting this morning - it were well lol - I half expected the chair to turn to someone and shout " ... and YOU! GET ME A COFFEE!" or something.

It was mercifully free of management speak, too.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:20, Reply)

This morning I have resolved two fucking annoying work issues

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:35, Reply)

I killed my bosses

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:35, Reply)

My staff deserve death.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:42, Reply)

For doing what?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:46, Reply)

having a drooling belmtard for a boss

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:50, Reply)

being aware of employment law

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:56, Reply)

Alright?
Looking forward to the new iPhone and Apple Watch, they look proper swank
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:36, Reply)

the new iPhone has nearly the same specs as a 2 year old Samsung.
And the watch looks shit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:40, Reply)

Nexus 4, fact fans

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:46, Reply)

Its not about the specs with Apple though, is it?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:47, Reply)

no, it's about having features everybody else had two years ago and claiming innovation

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:49, Reply)

TGGI
Specs vs Optimisation, there's no point in having high spec machines if half your apps are in the background and polling ad services every few seconds.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:51, Reply)

hardly high spec if it's equivalent to a 2012 Samsung, is it?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:54, Reply)

Only if they're running the same software (and I suppose in the same formfactor).

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:01, Reply)

when was the last time you ran anywhere Gonz?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:12, Reply)

Donno, don't really see the point in running, I can always catch the next bus/train/whatever.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:25, Reply)

This calls for a strikethrough.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:41, Reply)

Might go to Sainsbury's then, if this is the level of chat on here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:39, Reply)

Fuck off dozer, I love you but there's no need to post here.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:40, Reply)

love you too man xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:42, Reply)

Hey Dozer, if you were allowed would you vote:
- Och Aye

or

- Och aye the no
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:11, Reply)

that's not for public discussion m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:32, Reply)

^ Unable to spell 'x'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:39, Reply)