went to see Cavy and some comedians last night
up in Birmingham. Good night out, would do again. Also got rat-arsed and crashed on a couch. What did you get up to?

In a bit I have to get my shit together and get a train back to London. I have to take a gassy semi liquid shit somewhere been here and there too. Sunday plans?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 10:38, 61 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Mornin'
Went to a party/bbq/boozefest last night. Had the most amazing Jamaican style mutton curry - truly awesome. Played guitar, sang a bit and got home very late.
Suinday plans are, much like your soon-to-happen bowel movements, kinda fluid. So far I may have to pick up some Ebay purchases if I win the auction. There's an open mic in Kenilworth I may go to as well.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 10:52, Reply)

my farts are currently having to be carefully squeezed out with my full attention
so far so good
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 11:28, Reply)

Last time I worked abroad in North Africa, the team I was working with had T shirts made when we got back with the words......
...'Happiness is a dry fart' printed on them
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 11:59, Reply)

Where were you in North Africa?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 12:07, Reply)

Egypt
Working on a Gas Turbine power station. It was a while ago when I still worked for RR.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 12:08, Reply)

I worked in Algeria for a year. Flyblown shithole. An absolute dump.That's my charity shit out of the way.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 12:30, Reply)

I was underwhelmed by the standards of, well, everything - outside the tourist areas
Hotel was shocking, food was barely edible, we had a 40% attrition rate on our site from rampant squits and the locals would steal anything that wasn't nailed down - even then they'd have a good try.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 12:42, Reply)

I volunteered in a clinoc, it was medieval times. Horrible.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 12:45, Reply)

buying dado rail

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 10:53, Reply)

rock and roll

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 11:01, Reply)

innit tho

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 11:01, Reply)

Eaten large amounts of sausage and egg, which was good. On all day, got open mic on tonight, which is always fun.
Rock'n' roll, eh?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 12:04, Reply)

Might get up shortly.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 12:14, Reply)

Is Shortly your pet name for him?

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 12:16, Reply)

No.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 12:17, Reply)

Idle bugger.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 12:23, Reply)

Tired, innit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 12:25, Reply)

You fully over the aids now?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 14 Sep 2014, 12:26, Reply)

Bumaids can be quite severe. I prescribe vodka.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 12:33, Reply)

You are started to sound more like a proper doctor with each passing day.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 12:39, Reply)

I'm fairly sure that drinking too much vodka is how you get bumaids in the first place.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 14 Sep 2014, 12:41, Reply)

That's gin. Vodka is your friend.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 12:43, Reply)

Yes drinking and parenting in the sunshine

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 15:33, Reply)

I would've gone to that if I'd known
So yeah, thanks for the invitation Cavy
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 15:44, Reply)

You'd have gone to Birmingham to see cavy?
I wouldn't go to Birmingham if it was the last safe outpost in a war against the triffids and I was blind, crippled and retarded
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 15:48, Reply)

Have you forgotten where I live?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 16:34, Reply)

I'm never coming back now, you missed your chance to meet me and bask in my glory

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 16:37, Reply)

Glory is the same as fug, isn't it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 16:39, Reply)

I still want to play at the railway

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 17:49, Reply)

uh, you never asked

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 16:42, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2348644
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 17:48, Reply)

oops, sorry
i forgot. The promoter liked us three anyway, so there is a possibility of other gigs in teh area - think he runs one in Stoke
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 18:01, Reply)

Jokes in Stoke.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 18:04, Reply)

Stoke? May God have mercy on your soul.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 18:55, Reply)

oi! I come from near there
well...my family did
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 19:01, Reply)

Crewe is respectable compared to Stoke.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 19:03, Reply)

'Gary Cranley' to all questions.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 16:09, Reply)

i spent most of yesterday driving
cheers for coming - I needed someone to get the nerdy jokes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 16:43, Reply)

I just lolled at a Schrödinger's cat joke on twitter, I'm perfect cagey fodder

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 16:46, Reply)

I wonder if Lighty got home without shitting himself.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 17:21, Reply)

I did! Cleared the pipes before I got my train
Very noisy. I refused to make eye contact with anyone after leaving the stall and performing my ablutions.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 18:34, Reply)

Details please.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 18:56, Reply)

Yo.
Mmmmm, roast chicken with fennel, chilli, capers and White wine. Braised fennel and potato salad. Settling down to a bit of Predator.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 19:00, Reply)

If anyone has a link to a decent copy of Breaking Glass, I'd be indebted. :))

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 19:52, Reply)