SC *trigger fingers*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:36, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

wassup my niggah?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:36, Reply)

Well my local Sainsbury's express does a taste the difference bag of 4 Orange and white chocolate cookies
for only £1.65 I highly recommend that you that you purchase some for work tomorrow, then again it is my local one so they may have just got them in especially for me.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:39, Reply)

I'll get Ape to order me some in to our work one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:43, Reply)

Sounds like a plan

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:44, Reply)

It will be one of the jailbait checkout girls trying to entice you into being their baby daddy
Watch your back double H
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:43, Reply)

I don't know Lighty was making all the fuss about
I've got mad pussy being thrown at me left, right and centre
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:46, Reply)

Yeah but you dont sport the Simon Weston look so you will be ok

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:50, Reply)

hahaha BURN

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:51, Reply)

*Puts face on it*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:56, Reply)

bag of custard doughnuts for 50p

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:52, Reply)

I bet they were just plain old doughnuts before you got your hands* on them
*and by hands I mean something else
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:54, Reply)

*Special and secret custard dispensing device

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:56, Reply)

MAN CUSTARD!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:55, Reply)

^TGGI^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:56, Reply)

Mmm. I wish it did taste like custard.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:58, Reply)

i prefer the taste of spunk
custard is GROSS.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 17:00, Reply)

depends what's been eaten beforehand.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 17:01, Reply)

Custard

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 17:04, Reply)

man custard?
discustard.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 17:07, Reply)

Free pizza PROBABLY

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 17:37, Reply)

ain't that a myth?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 17:39, Reply)

try it and find out

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:03, Reply)

Custard Slices are big man food.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 17:06, Reply)