christ, the country's too shit even to vote properly
"The remote nature of some Scottish regions also means bad weather could delay the receipt of ballot boxes at counting centres, in turn delaying the national result"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:50, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Exactly.
www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/jun/04/two-arrested-tower-hamlets-electoral-fraud-allegations
(Mr Udagawa, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:53, Reply)

that's tower hamlets. it is also shit.
https://i.imgur.com/Lb8jx95.jpg
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:54, Reply)

Handsome linking.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:55, Reply)

It's part of the wonderful crapital, and represents the new face of Britain.
Brown by the looks of it.
(Mr Udagawa, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:56, Reply)

That is excellent.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:59, Reply)

Oooh daytime battered

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:05, Reply)

I think you'll find Battered is a man with an icon and no fullstop.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:10, Reply)

No flies on you jeffers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:11, Reply)

Just festering sores.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:12, Reply)

There's a few flies on him - Battered is user number 90123

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:13, Reply)

Well according to Dozer I have about 27 different accounts so it may be tricky to identify me.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:29, Reply)

Nah easy, you're the midget

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:31, Reply)

And you're the bent spastic.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:32, Reply)

do you want me to list the user numbers again?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:36, Reply)

You've been very mean to me by one of them!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:36, Reply)

Alright chutney. Not me. I think that puppet may be Al.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:37, Reply)

I don't even know who he is so fair play to him if I annoy him that much.
I thought it was dozer, but he was arguing with himself the other day if so.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:43, Reply)

he did that with the stilton thing too

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:46, Reply)

weirdo.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:57, Reply)

nah, I only have one account

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 12:03, Reply)

and that's one too many

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 12:03, Reply)

Nope, thats him
Morning Battered
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:13, Reply)

Alright Sporters.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:27, Reply)

What brings you to these shores again?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:31, Reply)

Nothing in particular. Just got back from yet another unsuccessful job interview and decided to pop in.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:32, Reply)

Any more lined up?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:33, Reply)

Unfortunately not.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:36, Reply)

Do you think the interviewers might have been reading some of the scurrilous attacks on these pages?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:37, Reply)

I dont think Mr Bollocks is his real name

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:37, Reply)

More likely to be me being shit at interviews.
I need some training.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:38, Reply)

Go back to contracting.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:42, Reply)

I've been looking at that - not much about.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:48, Reply)

Remember though old chap
there are plenty of £5's to be made in that there London,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:53, Reply)

Also something somthing
if he contracts anymore something small something
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:56, Reply)

No it's me. To prove it - we exchanged text messages recently. You lucky cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:28, Reply)

indeed we did.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:43, Reply)

aye

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:20, Reply)

And most of them can't spell 'x'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:54, Reply)

Wow
It's almost like you can't understand basic principles like 'islands' and 'weather'.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:35, Reply)