Just had a letter from HMRC, outlining whether I had overpaid my tax for last year
I hadn't, i owe them.

WANKERS
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:53, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

UH-OH!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:53, Reply)

only £91, but still I got all excited thinking I was gonna get a rebate :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:54, Reply)

Offer to pay it back over 12 months

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:54, Reply)

i think it is automatically anyway

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:56, Reply)

TBH we've moved mini ape top a much nicer nursery that is also much cheaper and she gets the 15 hours a week free now so that monthly bill has gone from 5 hundred odd quid to fuck all!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:57, Reply)

This^
£400 a month to £0 \o/
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:58, Reply)

Fucking freeloading benefits claimants.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:00, Reply)

it's just my money coming back to me innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:02, Reply)

That's what all the council estates oiks say. Scummo.

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:03, Reply)

difference being Ape pays tax.
Who are you calling scummo? YOU DON'T EVEN PAY TAX!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:06, Reply)

far too much of it as well

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:09, Reply)

You didn't pay enough last year

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:10, Reply)

typical tax dodger innee

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:21, Reply)

yer, says the 'government'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:38, Reply)

I feel your pain, brah.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:10, Reply)

It's hard being successful ent it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:11, Reply)

It certainly is.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:12, Reply)

and it's not like there is anyone else on here that understands

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:14, Reply)

just chippy northerners with misplaced unhealthy postcode snobbery

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:21, Reply)

you two are all mean these days
i don't like you any more
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:26, Reply)

maybe you can start paying for your wine instead of stealing it now

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:01, Reply)

only if i have to

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:03, Reply)

honesty isn't mandatory, i thought better of you though :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:04, Reply)

really?
I've proved myself time and time again to be a pretty terrible person
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:05, Reply)

i thought it was just your 'online persona'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:06, Reply)

oh, is that what people do?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:08, Reply)

i'm not sure now

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:09, Reply)

That's a new tv for someone who doesn't have to go to work

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:55, Reply)

they shouldn't be allowed tvs
that way they wouldn't get tempted by the shiney things advertised
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:56, Reply)

Some fat shitcunt benefits whore was moaning in the Metro
this morning that £20k p/a benefits wasn't enough to eat healthily and it wasn't her fault she was 25st. She said she spent £300 a month on takeaways.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:04, Reply)

i hope she falls througha railway bridge in front of a train

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:08, Reply)

+ to winchester

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:16, Reply)

£300 on takeaways?
Fucking hell. I probably spend about £50 in total
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:21, Reply)

I probably 2 or 3 a month. Max £70 the lot.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:22, Reply)

It must be a relief that all the alcohol you consume must come to far more than that a month, and is far more detrimental to your diabetic spaz health you chubby flid.

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:25, Reply)

Not so much a relief as ORSUM!
I spend more than £70 a month on johnnies I use to fuck YM.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:27, Reply)

Poor stunned and his all too common diabetic affliction of erectile dysfunction. Keeps opening the packets in the forlorn hope that he might eventually get a stiffy.

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:30, Reply)

Not so much forlorn as ORSUM.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:32, Reply)

Ok GG Allin.

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:34, Reply)

proper nutter that bloke

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:37, Reply)

I thought you might be able to relate to his penis issues.

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:38, Reply)

i had to wiki him
he sounds like a right twat
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:39, Reply)

I thought you were into all that poo play?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:42, Reply)

Crimblepops this year !
Could you afford that?
(Mr Udagawa, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:55, Reply)

You should have channelled your wages through an Isreali holding company

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:33, Reply)