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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What's the best Cereal, I'm gonna say Kelloggs Start
alt: who wants to buy Sporters house?

altalt: who wants to date Jason now he's a free agent anus again
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:34, 192 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Special K Red Berries
Alt:
Got a viewing on Saturday.

AltAlt:
Poor Jason
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:35, Reply)
Your choice of cereal makes me think you'd be a good match for jaysum

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:36, Reply)
Hey
It tastes nice and is good for you. The cereal too!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:40, Reply)
bent

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:40, Reply)
If this is the best poster OT has to offer
then God help us all.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:35, Reply)
i'm better at replies :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:36, Reply)
dont kid yourself

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:30, Reply)
I would d8 jaysums as he's tall and strong and cuddly and has bags of personality.

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:37, Reply)
he has shoulder boobs
or "shoobs" as I like to call them.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:40, Reply)
Its in his kiss

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:41, Reply)
If you wanna know, how much for a blow, it's in his zzzzzzzzz

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:45, Reply)
crunchy nut chocolate cornflakes
being a lady diabetic i steer clear of this and have therefore never tasted it but I bet it is the greatest thing ever.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:40, Reply)
It is

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:40, Reply)
kids are so lucky these days
except for all the celebrity peado-ing.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:41, Reply)
Yes poor fuckers. No wonder they feel so unattractive. Kids in the 70's got way more peado-ing that kids today.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:47, Reply)

cornflakes granola
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:41, Reply)
Have you tried not being a diabetic?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:42, Reply)
Fucking insulin mouse

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:44, Reply)
Yeah, I preferred it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:44, Reply)
Well then quit. Duh.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:45, Reply)
this, by a country mile
www.ocado.com/webshop/product/Kelloggs-Crunchy-Nut-Oat-Granola-Chocolate--Hazelnut/81739011

but it's not a breakfast cereal, it's a fucking pudding.

altalt: i will, if frog is up for a bit of menage.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:41, Reply)
i'm getting some of that at lunchtime.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:43, Reply)
it really is fuckng awesome

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:43, Reply)
did you have a spak out bloo bloo when you wrote your sig?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:46, Reply)
the chocolate bits just end up at the bottom of the milk, i'd recommend eating it with whipped cream instead
and jam
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:45, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:46, Reply)
Good idea, even better replace the cereal part with scones.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:50, Reply)
But then which order would you put the cream and jam on?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:51, Reply)
carrots first

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:52, Reply)
tggi

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:52, Reply)
i just mix the jam and cream in a bowl first

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:53, Reply)
rebel

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:53, Reply)
I really can't see what difference it would make

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:53, Reply)
DONT EVEN GO THERE

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:54, Reply)
cream fist then jam
that way you get the tangy sweetness of the jam followed by the tempering of the cool creamy clotted cream
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:55, Reply)
It does ease its passage in

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:57, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:07, Reply)
Do you place it into your mouth upside down?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:58, Reply)
CREAM FIST

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:06, Reply)
CREAM FIST

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:09, Reply)
and randy butter

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:13, Reply)
haha, i'd forgotten that

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:16, Reply)
it was supposed to be the end of my sig, but i ran out of room
ghost butt :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:17, Reply)
you don't put milk on it, you fucking heathen
you eat the cereal dry, with the milk in a pint glass next to you, like a normal person.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:12, Reply)
with a fucking straw no doubt

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:18, Reply)
Fork or GTF

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:19, Reply)
the learned bovine is correct

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:28, Reply)
no, straws are only for drinks that are bad for your teeth, like acidic fruit juices or pop

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:28, Reply)
The nutrition information suggests this "cereal" if for fatties

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:44, Reply)
this is why i said it is not a breakfast, it is a pudding

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:12, Reply)
Cereal is for children and cunts
But from my younger days I recall a certain fondness for weetabix.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:41, Reply)
*weetabix fives*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:43, Reply)
Weetabix is great although its remnants, if allowed to dry sets like mortar.
Someone's going to call me a northern poor or a foodwrong, but a dry buttered weetabix is nice as well.

I don't usually bother with cereal, would rather have the extra 5 minutes in bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:46, Reply)
When in Holland I had some sort of round weetabix biscuit smothered in cream cheese with strawberries on top

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:52, Reply)
dry



buttered


weetabix


??????
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:52, Reply)
That reeks of
Pov



Er


Ty
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:31, Reply)
My daughter likes weetabix and I wash up immediately after she eats it. I have sliced my finger open on dried weetabix. I think they should make houses out of it.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:55, Reply)
Just add milk to make the mortar

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:57, Reply)
gay skin^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:09, Reply)
Maple and Pecan crisp

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:45, Reply)
Anything maple and pecan is fucking win

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:47, Reply)
too right
the yanks do maple and pecan well
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:51, Reply)
The Tesco maple and pecan plaits are 107% pure joy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:52, Reply)
Breakfast cereals are for children.
Alt: No one lol.
Altalt: I don't think the gays do dating, they prefer promiscuity. He should be alright though, I don't think they're that fussy about what they stick their cocks in.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:49, Reply)
GeordieJay got paedophiled by Keith Harris, Orville and Chuckles

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:51, Reply)
He hated that fuck

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:52, Reply)
POTD

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:58, Reply)
Just had a letter from HMRC, outlining whether I had overpaid my tax for last year
I hadn't, i owe them.

WANKERS
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:53, Reply)
UH-OH!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:53, Reply)
only £91, but still I got all excited thinking I was gonna get a rebate :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:54, Reply)
Offer to pay it back over 12 months

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:54, Reply)
i think it is automatically anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:56, Reply)

TBH we've moved mini ape top a much nicer nursery that is also much cheaper and she gets the 15 hours a week free now so that monthly bill has gone from 5 hundred odd quid to fuck all!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:57, Reply)
This^
£400 a month to £0 \o/
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:58, Reply)
Fucking freeloading benefits claimants.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:00, Reply)
it's just my money coming back to me innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:02, Reply)
That's what all the council estates oiks say. Scummo.

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:03, Reply)
difference being Ape pays tax.
Who are you calling scummo? YOU DON'T EVEN PAY TAX!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:06, Reply)
far too much of it as well

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:09, Reply)
You didn't pay enough last year

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:10, Reply)
typical tax dodger innee

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:21, Reply)
yer, says the 'government'

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:38, Reply)
I feel your pain, brah.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:10, Reply)
It's hard being successful ent it?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:11, Reply)
It certainly is.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:12, Reply)
and it's not like there is anyone else on here that understands

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:14, Reply)
just chippy northerners with misplaced unhealthy postcode snobbery

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:21, Reply)
you two are all mean these days
i don't like you any more
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:26, Reply)
maybe you can start paying for your wine instead of stealing it now

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:01, Reply)
only if i have to

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:03, Reply)
honesty isn't mandatory, i thought better of you though :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:04, Reply)
really?
I've proved myself time and time again to be a pretty terrible person
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:05, Reply)
i thought it was just your 'online persona'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:06, Reply)
oh, is that what people do?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:08, Reply)
i'm not sure now

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:09, Reply)
That's a new tv for someone who doesn't have to go to work

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:55, Reply)
they shouldn't be allowed tvs
that way they wouldn't get tempted by the shiney things advertised
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:56, Reply)
Some fat shitcunt benefits whore was moaning in the Metro
this morning that £20k p/a benefits wasn't enough to eat healthily and it wasn't her fault she was 25st. She said she spent £300 a month on takeaways.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:04, Reply)
i hope she falls througha railway bridge in front of a train

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:08, Reply)
+ to winchester

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:16, Reply)
£300 on takeaways?
Fucking hell. I probably spend about £50 in total
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:21, Reply)
I probably 2 or 3 a month. Max £70 the lot.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:22, Reply)
It must be a relief that all the alcohol you consume must come to far more than that a month, and is far more detrimental to your diabetic spaz health you chubby flid.

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:25, Reply)
Not so much a relief as ORSUM!
I spend more than £70 a month on johnnies I use to fuck YM.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:27, Reply)
Poor stunned and his all too common diabetic affliction of erectile dysfunction. Keeps opening the packets in the forlorn hope that he might eventually get a stiffy.

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:30, Reply)
Not so much forlorn as ORSUM.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:32, Reply)
Ok GG Allin.

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:34, Reply)
proper nutter that bloke

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:37, Reply)
I thought you might be able to relate to his penis issues.

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:38, Reply)
i had to wiki him
he sounds like a right twat
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:39, Reply)
I thought you were into all that poo play?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:42, Reply)
Crimblepops this year !
Could you afford that?
(Mr Udagawa, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:55, Reply)
You should have channelled your wages through an Isreali holding company

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:33, Reply)
In pretty sure cereal is for children and fat people on a "diet"
Alt: can someone but my house, but then let me live there rent free and then let me have it back when the mortgage is paid off?

Altalt: Jason got dumped? Poor fella. Although at least some time alone will let his bum heal.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:57, Reply)
Now?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:58, Reply)
god i hate cunts buying coffees
it takes AGES to make them, leaving civilised people like me in the queue when we just want to pay for a diet coke and fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:15, Reply)
diet coke gives you diabetes

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:16, Reply)
It's a lower orders beverage.

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:19, Reply)
I must confess that the Diet Coke with lime is "ok"
This feels like a confession
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:20, Reply)
have you seen the new "coke life"
it's certainly not what I thought.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:24, Reply)
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL the people
SOOOOOOO MANY people
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:30, Reply)
I couldn't bring myself to drink something called that
Fucking Coke cunts
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:45, Reply)
you give people anal cancer

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:23, Reply)
Dont go to a fucking coffee shop to buy shit pop then

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:19, Reply)
it's our staff restaurant!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:23, Reply)
hahaha. snobsaway!
canteen.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:23, Reply)
it's a restaurant, it has a brasserie section and everything
one day i might take you there. if you're lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:24, Reply)
i prefer the woodwind section.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:25, Reply)
i prefer the drums
as soon as my niece is old enough, imma buy her a drum kit. to pay back my brother for years of him being a little shit. heh.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:27, Reply)
Does he only have a half flat as well then?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:33, Reply)
Just half a niece, the top half.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:34, Reply)
then how will she play the big drum at the bottom??

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:35, Reply)
Get that guy from Def Leppard to fill in?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:38, Reply)
Because of the difference in property prices in London
he got a 5 bedroom house.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:34, Reply)
no
he lives up north, so he managed to get an entire house and garden for less than half the price.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:35, Reply)
Is he fat too?

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:36, Reply)
put the head dobber down treacs

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:38, Reply)
I didn't turn up for this level of abuse.

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:40, Reply)
it was rather low level
but you do also smell, if that helps?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:46, Reply)
Why would they sell underwear in a canteen?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:40, Reply)
Why not buy a can beforehand? Or stop drinking the muck?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:26, Reply)
i don't smoke and i'm not really much of a drinker
gotta have one vice
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:28, Reply)
Rache
never stop drinking the muck!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:28, Reply)
actual office smirk

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:29, Reply)
Sniggers.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:32, Reply)
bit racist m8

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:33, Reply)
:))

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:35, Reply)
100!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:20, Reply)
Muesli with crunchy bacon bits.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:24, Reply)
going to a 1950's bowling alley in a couple of weeks, they serve bacon popcorn, gah
but also bourbon chocolate milkshakes, that might be nice...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:30, Reply)
Bourbon and bacon, mega breakfast there.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:33, Reply)
maybe the kiwi twat will buy us all one to share

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:38, Reply)
mate of yours?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:41, Reply)
her *lovely* friend's husband who is both tight and boring.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:42, Reply)
i hate it when girls make you "make friends" with their friends husbands/boyfriends

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:46, Reply)
bent innit

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:48, Reply)
never met a kiwi I liked or wasn't dull.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:47, Reply)
and it's not bloody surprising, mate!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:57, Reply)
Clicking this for remembered childhood lols.

(Twangy Rubber, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:05, Reply)
and smell like baboons.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:06, Reply)
I seem to recall an "article" a couple of years back saying the Kiwi women were some of the easiest in teh world
#Justsayin
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:05, Reply)
have you seen them though?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:06, Reply)
you can only differentiate them from the men by virtue of the fact that the men can spit further.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:08, Reply)
I suppose you think that's a muslim.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:35, Reply)
How'd your birthday go? Heavy drinking? Brawling? Cake?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:37, Reply)
Couple of quiet drink.
That was it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:38, Reply)
It was John Coltrane's birthday as well
I know. Exciting, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:40, Reply)
I didn't like him in that James Bond film. The fat twat.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:41, Reply)
i hated him in Birds of a Feather

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:42, Reply)
I'd bang that Dorian slag.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:49, Reply)
Her painting is nice though

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:50, Reply)
She's like 87 now or something.
and looks it!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:56, Reply)
Should we even be celebrating that Dorian slag?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:56, Reply)
HI GUYS!!!
Thanks for your support in this terrible time.
I would like to accept swipes offer, shes the best bet on here.

alt. No fucking way am I moving back to THE TOON again. Awful.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:42, Reply)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:47, Reply)
Jay is having relationship issues
and it would appear is looking for somewhere to live?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:49, Reply)
No, I still have my "bedsit"

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:53, Reply)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:47, Reply)
I think you are the only one on here who shaved their arse this week

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:49, Reply)
i'm sorry??????????????????????

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:51, Reply)
no need to apologise, i prefer it tbh

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:51, Reply)
that would explain why the plug hole looked like the floor of a Highland barber shop

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:54, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:06, Reply)
Keep your veeted arse to yourself, thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:55, Reply)
Ahem Not the ONLY one...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:57, Reply)
ahem
That's Backworth, not Newcastle
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:49, Reply)
it's still up there.
I lived in Newcastle for 29 years and not once have I heard of Backworth (strikethroughzzzzz)
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:54, Reply)
No deliveries in teh Backworth

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:55, Reply)
No fucking mobile signal either

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:07, Reply)
Options.....
Do I join a 2 hour call about Big Data Technology, or make a sandwich and watch The Bill on the Drama Channel.......

To Sunhill!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:54, Reply)
Easy that, guv.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:05, Reply)
WWTD?
What Would Tosh Do?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:07, Reply)

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