My teenage woes generally tended to be based around
'why does no-one want to go out with a chubby, spotty, four-eyed, untrendy swot?'
How times have changed, eh?

Alt: Thursdays are universal student nights. I missed the memo as to why.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:37, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Alt
Nearly Friday innit
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:39, Reply)

Becasue on friday and saturdays normal people go out

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:39, Reply)

Because they'd otherwise be closed or open and empty.
Students can be persuaded out any night of the week for 50p a pint
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:39, Reply)

Back in the nineties
the student union was always 'pound a pint'. I think it was the law, or something.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:43, Reply)

There was outrage when our SB put the price up to £1.20
as it meant loads of shitty change,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:44, Reply)

You should have just put out more

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:43, Reply)

I probably would have done, had anyone been interested in asking.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:44, Reply)

I'd have ploughed you, b3th

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:53, Reply)

Your gonna need a bigger boat
boat tractor
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:54, Reply)

motor+

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:55, Reply)

Did you *see* that picture of me in the sixth form?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:55, Reply)

I wasnt sure which one was you!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:55, Reply)

The ugly one.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:56, Reply)

There was only one person in that photo
It was like the end scene from Akira
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:57, Reply)

Link pls

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:56, Reply)

Yeah, let me get right on that.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:57, Reply)

No, post now pls, thx

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:59, Reply)

might have been harrowing

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:55, Reply)