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Glen and Children rhyme
Go eat bee shit!
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Peej, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:38,
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it's Close
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:38,
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No they don't.
Different phonetics. Rhyming's phonetic.
Fucking six-toed, cloth-eared hillbilly.
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Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:40,
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it works for me
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:41,
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So "of men" is fine but "children" isn't? Both being 2 syllables and all that jazz?
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Peej, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:42,
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to be fair, children is 3 syllables
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:43,
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Haha get fucked
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Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:43,
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Depends, i rarely hear any one say chy-ul-dren surely every one says chil-dren these days?
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Peej, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:44,
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Chil-der-ren
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:45,
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No-one says that
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Peej, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:46,
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yes theyb do
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:46,
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If they are a witch, perhaps
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:47,
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I......smell........Chil:der:en!!!
On the end of Baggenfock's cock!
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Peej, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:50,
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why are you sniffing baggenfocks cock?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:52,
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To get the delightfully heady aroma of tweencunt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:53,
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ANDS OFF MY YOKELL TRADITIONS!
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Peej, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:53,
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Chil-drun
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:58,
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backwards 3 versus upside down e, mate.
You don't know nuffin.
And syllable counting is relevant to metre, not rhyming.
Christ.
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Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:43,
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i measure my poetry by the foot cos it's the Engerlish way
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:45,
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poetry Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills and President of the Board of Trade
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:46,
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i'm sorry, idgt
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:54,
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CABLE!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:56,
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oooh, subtle...maybe stick with YM jojkes for this crowd
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:11,
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They rhyme better than when KT Tunstall rhymes calm with palm and say palm all funny
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Peej, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:45,
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Calm and palm are both pronounced ca:m or pa:m in standard English.
Can't speak for yokels or shit singers, mind.
Phonetically identical.
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Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:47,
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how does clam not rhyme with palm?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:47,
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Its not that they don't rhyme, its that she makes them sound like they shouldn't by saying them funny
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Peej, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:48,
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So tell me again how honey is bee poo.
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Peej, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:46,
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Shut up and listen, I'm being serious now.
I'm trying to teach you something useful.
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Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:47,
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Look, I can Rhyme Chil:dren with "The:Glen" if I fucking want too! What are you, the b3ta police!
Honey still isn't bee poo!
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Peej, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:49,
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Your metre's fine, your rhyming isn't.
STOP CONFUSING METRE WITH RHYME
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Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:50,
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why don't they rhyme. dren and glen rhyme and its how I say it so ands off my yokell traditions!
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Peej, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:53,
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what's the differnece?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:53,
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The difference is that not knowing the difference makes you a cunt and knowing the difference makes you not a cunt.
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Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:55,
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are you calling me a cunt
you ghastly incumbunt
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:02,
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meter is pretty much the rhythm, it describes the syllable count
You know, like 'iambic pentameter'.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:55,
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Do you think for a second that I went to gay poetry college for gay poets?
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Peej, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:56,
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Perhaps if you had gone to gay college for gay poets
you wouldn't sound like such a cunt when you try to write a poem.
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Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:02,
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was fingered by dozer at uni^
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:03,
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Better a cunt than a gay poet! My old bass player was a gay poet. What a cunt!
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Peej, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:05,
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bass player = cunt
FACT
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:05,
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Surely there is some real skill in making them rhyme when they shouldn't officially. I applaud this linguistic progress.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:52,
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THX BB!
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Peej, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:53,
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Either something rhymes or it doesn't.
You don't have to make it rhyme, but he was clearly trying to and cocked it up. I'm just trying to help, man!
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Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:54,
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All words that end with en rhyme.
Try it. ben, dren, pen, horse, ken when,
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Peej, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:56,
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officelol
Unexpected horse
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:56,
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in bagging area
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:36,
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All of those do.
Children doesn't.
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Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:00,
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"the glen" and "Children" are perfectly acceptable in my awesome rhyme and if you don't like it then I dare you to do better
But be warned! We're rhyming for pinks!
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Peej, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:01,
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Alright Krilliam Shakespeare, time to move on from your archaic use of English rhyme, we have rappers now, things have changed.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:57,
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How about this one!
Baggenfock Baggenfock
Riding through the Glen
Baggenfock Baggenfock
Likes to Chill da wren
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Peej, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:00,
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I have no complaints here beyond the execrable use of "street jive".
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Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:01,
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Look I can't help it that yokells say Chill-Dren
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Peej, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:02,
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I liked it for its referencing of the old mummers tradition of hunting the wren
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wren_Day
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:05,
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Look at that fucking picture.
What a bunch of wankers.
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Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:08,
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actually i was there only last week actually
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Mr Udagawa, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:23,
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