alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:05, 52 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

dunno

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:10, Reply)

Sometimes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:12, Reply)

yeah got some dinner now

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:14, Reply)

What have you got Meat?
I had pork chops and broccoli. It was all kinds of meh.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:19, Reply)

Chicken Shish AND CHIPS!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:20, Reply)

And a can of lager

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:20, Reply)

Oh man, a meal fit for a king
If I wasn't on a quest for hip hop abs I'd be all over that shizz
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:22, Reply)

I've given up on the quest for body perfection and have accepted a life of comfort

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:22, Reply)

or swipe, as she is more usually known

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:25, Reply)

are you just popping up to do lame swipe 'jokes' now?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:26, Reply)

swipe
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:28, Reply)

I'd go full Jabba if I didn't make an effort
If I don't keep a "positive mental attitude" I'm likely to start wallowing in self pity. And wallowing seriously is not a good look.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:28, Reply)

It's fine for me because I gots teh swag to rock the look yo

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:29, Reply)

I think I've found you on twitter *disengages stalkatron*
If it is you then swipey has done alright for herself. Although I dunno what she looks like so she might be slumming.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:35, Reply)

I'm called Dave and my cool stubble looks more like a porn 'tache in my pic

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:38, Reply)

That stubble looks a bit gingerish to me Dave

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:39, Reply)

harsh but fair

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:40, Reply)

Imma follow you anyways
Make sure you're interesting okay?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:41, Reply)

I don't tweet really mate, but I might try just for you

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:42, Reply)

Jesus, get a room, you two.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:43, Reply)

v gay subtext down here somewhere
^ possibly up there too
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:44, Reply)

JELLY

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:45, Reply)

You knows it, sweetcheeks.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:50, Reply)

*dances a jig*
You're alright Dave, you can be my wingman anytime
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:43, Reply)

Gee whizz thanks 'Bill Clay' even though I now know that isn't your real name

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:44, Reply)

Ah well, it didn't fool Bruce either

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:46, Reply)

no im half left

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:15, Reply)

Yeah, you?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:36, Reply)

aye

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:40, Reply)

Braw.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:40, Reply)

#fannybraw

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:42, Reply)

It's okay.
I wouldn't like to say it was braw
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:48, Reply)

but is it bricht and moonlicht?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:53, Reply)

naw, it's fuckin boggin

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:54, Reply)

Gammon, egg, home made spicy wedges, onion rings, green beans and beans.
Washed down with Marston's IPA and Newcastle Brown.

Thanks for asking.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:48, Reply)

typical Gormo!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:49, Reply)

I think this is the first time I've ever cooked gammmon in my life ackshually
Sometimes dozer it's like you don't even know me at all.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:57, Reply)

soz m8
We have trodden the same streets and raved in the same clubs.

Best buddies, separated only by time.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 22:00, Reply)

^^northern

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:50, Reply)

Ooh yum
What beans did you have with the green ones though?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:52, Reply)

Heinz.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:58, Reply)

Green and baked beans?
Not too sure about that one. I like petit pois or asparagus with gammon
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:59, Reply)

hmm I do have petit pois, but I wanted something to moisten it up a bit.
It's a cheap cut, my old housemate left it in the freezer; waste not want not etc.


In other news, sprinkling tandoori spice mix on chicken escalopes stops them tasting of FUCK ALL (I had them in sandwiches for breakfast yesterday).
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 22:05, Reply)

Gormo always has the best foodings

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:53, Reply)

I got stung by a bee once....
Twenty quid for a jar of honey!!!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 22:10, Reply)

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 22:21, Reply)

Nice one.
Now I've got man cream smeared all down my screen.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 22:29, Reply)