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There are two types those that admit that they wee in the shower and those that lie about weeing in the shower.

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Peej, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:57, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

3 types
Those that try to piss on their missus while in the shower
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:59, Reply)

All those women who go "ewwww gross" at the concept of weeing in the shower are unaware that their menfolk wee in the shower.

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Kroney, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:59, Reply)

I'm fully aware that mone does it
but I still say "ewwww gross!" because it is gross.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:02, Reply)

Pooing in the bath isn't much better.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:05, Reply)

You have to mash it into the plug hole with your feet

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:07, Reply)

ewwww ewwww ewwwwwww ewwwwwwwww

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:07, Reply)

Haha.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:10, Reply)

'waffling'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:16, Reply)

does he have one of those baths with a lowering lift?

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:07, Reply)

No, silly.
He has a wetroom shower.
It has handrails and everything.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:09, Reply)

like a moist sex gym

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:12, Reply)

I'll be honest,
it has seen some acrobatics in its time...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:16, Reply)

eew

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:17, Reply)

Fat elderly sex :(((

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:20, Reply)

As a doctor (formerly and fake)
Surely you should know that a healthy sex life is a good thing for older folks. Plus a parkinsons wank is a high speed thing of joy
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:29, Reply)

I attended a conference once, on the disabled and sexual activity, I did lol a bit. Am I going to hell?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:32, Reply)

Only if it was while you were joining in

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:36, Reply)

Does a toilet wank count?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:40, Reply)

Yeah why not

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:41, Reply)

A conference?
Never heard it called that before.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:38, Reply)

Ok, we met in a pub and did rapies in a council flat.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:41, Reply)

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Kroney, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:22, Reply)

: D

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:23, Reply)

Sackrobatics

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:23, Reply)

It's perfectly natural.
It's made out of the same stuff as the lav and even has a pre-prepared flush!
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Kroney, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:13, Reply)

They have all done the in shower lettuce shake
don't believe a woman who says she hasnt
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:17, Reply)

Especially when they can whip off the shower head and give themselves a rinsing down.

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Kroney, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:21, Reply)

Damn straight
On the pulse setting THAT NO MAN HAS EVER USED EH WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU EH
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:28, Reply)

there's a pulse setting?

(Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees , 30p each or three for a quid, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:32, Reply)

it's Tangle's favourite

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:32, Reply)

Keeps his prostate nice and clean

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:37, Reply)

i HOPE YOU CLICKED MY POST AS IT WAS AN EXCELLENT JOKE AND SHOULD BE POLULOLLE PAGED ASAP

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:38, Reply)

HAHAHA A WORD CAN MEAN MANY THINGS LOLS

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:40, Reply)

A prostate wash a day, keeps the doctor away

(Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees , 30p each or three for a quid, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:45, Reply)

I don't wee in the shower

(Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees , 30p each or three for a quid, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:05, Reply)

bent

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:06, Reply)

lies on the internet from tupperware box full of bumblebees

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:08, Reply)

it's true, I lied, I use a designated pint glass and pour it down the toilet afterwards

(Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees , 30p each or three for a quid, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:11, Reply)

alright tupperware box full of Angry bumblebees

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:13, Reply)

alright Baked Ape

(Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees , 30p each or three for a quid, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:17, Reply)

oh my god, you're from links
does this mean you'll be getting terribly upset?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:18, Reply)

I must have upset him, he let one out that stung me yesterday

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:20, Reply)

a great escape of bumblebees

(Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees , 30p each or three for a quid, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:28, Reply)

I only cry myelf to sleep occasionally

(Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees , 30p each or three for a quid, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:23, Reply)

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