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These fucken deletions manWorst meme ever.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 13:43,
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latest was 10 years ago)
then we'd just be left with baggysock's crap(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:06,
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bit mean, to an impotent mana nullo, if you will
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:37,
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well this is cheerfulwww.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/ebola-crisis-virus-could-reach-the-uk-and-france-by-the-end-of-october-scientists-claim-9775693.html
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:10,
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'Scientists', yeah well scientists claimed we'd have robot slaves and food would be in pill form, ready when we've got home from work via a jet pack, I wouldn't worry too much about what they've got to say.And even if Ebola made it over here we've got healing crystals and homeopathic remedies now. Get over it.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:15,
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It will add a little bit of excitement and danger to otherwise dull tube commutes. (, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:18, Reply)
I would start coughing loudly at all timesThis will ensure people give you a wide exclusion zone and make you safer as a by product
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just my luck i'll get a feckin taxi driver with it(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:33,
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Hello LuvYou will never guess who I had in the back of my cab yesterday, yeah some geezer with blood pissing out of his arse... Sat right there on that seat an all... Still no need to clean up eh soon soaks in
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i feel rather sicki wonder if i could demand a brand new cab every morning?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:43,
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As far as I can tell its like aids and you have to have fluid transfer so I assume only the gays will get it right?(
Peej, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:32,
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It's, um, quite embarrassingIt felt necessary, y'know?
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:13,
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You don't need to fit in with the popular boys "Bill Clay"(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:17,
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That was easily the best thing that's happened today mate, never apologise.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:18,
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High mass. Good consistency (between a 3 and a 4 on the Bristol scale)
Smooth exit.
Good aroma.
9/10
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*i just don't believe we had the technology at the time(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:34,
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It stunk of Baggenfock at the weekend, it was rank.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:27,
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Could it be my massive dump?I sprayed some air freshener, but it didn't do much good.
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i assumed you lived somewhere like Scotland(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:29,
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true, King Street is basically like Sloane square but further west(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:38,
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I was born here, where were you born again?oh yeah that's right in the back of a stretched pink limo outside Cheshire's premier nightspot "Chandelier"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:46,
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When I walked to that meeting in Hammersmith when you were away I was surprised how grim it was.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:41,
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they need to flatten it and start againbrook green, brackenbury village, the bits down by the river are really lovely. but king street is a fucking shithole and should be nuked.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:42,
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Baggsy has just explained all the Rik Mayall shite we walked past on Sunday with that pic below.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:44,
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Google tells me 'fans' want the bench in the pic put back or something, all the thickies have tied notes and flowers and shit to the railings. It's just a fucken traffic island thingy in the middle of the road.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:51,
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Has everyone else had a "fucken shit" day so far?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:47,
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I've been strategising about coffee and watching 24(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:49,
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a bit, but i don't really careI do however have some awkward phonecalls to make
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:51,
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I'm trying to ignore an email from a needy customer(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:53,
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I'm really pissed off about that. All the emails say tomorrow, but I just had it in my head as Tuesday. I'll go tomorrow anyway, but after looking like a pillock it's probably futile.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:10,
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nah bit borin but actually going by quick(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:52,
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People from the North East have trouble with tenses I have discovered this over the years
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Mine has been 'alright' apart from the bee sting and the knee, had a nice email which cheered me up and too much mousse, hard to say it's been good but I've certainly had worse.Hope this helps.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:53,
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It hurts.I damaged it a few years ago and it's never been right, but it sort of gave out last week when I was standing on the back of the sofa as you do, and it's not been right since.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:55,
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Well, I've got cuts and bruises all over my hands; I've a burn about the size of a 50p on the back of my right hand;my shoulders, arms, hands and legs are stiff and sore; work's busy; I'm working tonight and I'm tired as fuck.
Does that answer your question?
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Kroney, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:55,
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Fucking innit.Who's that prick in the driver's seat, anyway?
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Kroney, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:05,
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STAY STRONG HUN BCUZ THINGS WILL GET BETTA IT MITE B STORMY NOW BUT IT CANT RAIN 4EVA(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:04,
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DNT WORRI ABT PPL HU TALK ABT U BEHYND UR BACK THEIR BEHYND U 4 A REEZON(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:07,
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Nah, mines been fucking great. I've got laid, got some free massive drugs and won £2.5k(
Peej, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:06,
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Nah, I even got to insult B3th on facebookIt's not been too bad today.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:06,
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Ronan was right. Life IS a roller-coaster!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:10,
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Yeah?Well, I got to call AA a cheeky cunt on facebook, so swings and roundabouts.
Which he probably still likes, because he's a MANCHILD.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:16,
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I fell out of bed when I woke up, other than that it's been alright.(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:57, Reply)
Alright Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:00,
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It's a bit rude no one else has said 'alright' to you, Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:03,
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i did not see tupperware box full of bumblebees posting up here(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:05,
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will you use a she-wee or just let it flow?>(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:50,
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just let it go, manI can't be shackled by The Man like that.
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Kroney, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:52,
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How was the property you looked at on Saturday?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:56,
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It's this Saturday coming, thanks for paying attention to my life I HATE YOU FOREVER(
Kroney, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:58,
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There are two types those that admit that they wee in the shower and those that lie about weeing in the shower.(
Peej, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:57,
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All those women who go "ewwww gross" at the concept of weeing in the shower are unaware that their menfolk wee in the shower.(
Kroney, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:59,
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I'm fully aware that mone does itbut I still say "ewwww gross!" because it is gross.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:02,
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does he have one of those baths with a lowering lift?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:07,
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No, silly.He has a wetroom shower.
It has handrails and everything.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:09,
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I'll be honest,it has seen some acrobatics in its time...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:16,
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As a doctor (formerly and fake)Surely you should know that a healthy sex life is a good thing for older folks. Plus a parkinsons wank is a high speed thing of joy
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I attended a conference once, on the disabled and sexual activity, I did lol a bit. Am I going to hell?(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:32, Reply)
It's perfectly natural.It's made out of the same stuff as the lav and even has a pre-prepared flush!
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Kroney, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:13,
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They have all done the in shower lettuce shake don't believe a woman who says she hasnt
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Especially when they can whip off the shower head and give themselves a rinsing down.(
Kroney, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:21,
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Damn straightOn the pulse setting THAT NO MAN HAS EVER USED EH WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU EH
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i HOPE YOU CLICKED MY POST AS IT WAS AN EXCELLENT JOKE AND SHOULD BE POLULOLLE PAGED ASAP(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:38,
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lies on the internet from tupperware box full of bumblebees (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:08,
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it's true, I lied, I use a designated pint glass and pour it down the toilet afterwards(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:11, Reply)
alright tupperware box full of Angry bumblebees (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:13,
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oh my god, you're from linksdoes this mean you'll be getting terribly upset?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:18,
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I must have upset him, he let one out that stung me yesterday (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:20,
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I can't wait to see that entry on his LinkedIn account...(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:11,
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JOY!I've fixed my upgrade!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:21,
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No, I literally fixed my upgrade(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:34,
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those new coke "life" cans looks a lot like carlsbergleading to a double take of a small, smart businessman this morning
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:45,
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Its defo a new bummderI suggest an epic spell of cock gazing to lure him into your lair
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That one that was mostly a weird mess of pink with a small dot in the middleThat was me... hope you liked it
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Its tupperware box full of angry bumble bees from /linksProlly dbts missus
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:55,
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the idea, ol' downsy bigcat, is to insult other posters, not simply state cold facts(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:21, Reply)
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