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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Let's have an evening of Amazement, Wonder and Education.
Show the crowd something that makes you think "Gosh darn it, life IS stranger than fiction".
I'll start: io9.com/terrifyingly-brilliant-spider-creates-stunningly-advanc-1643278204
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Show the crowd something that makes you think "Gosh darn it, life IS stranger than fiction".
I'll start: io9.com/terrifyingly-brilliant-spider-creates-stunningly-advanc-1643278204
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I love those underwater hotels. That's the first thing I'd do with a lottery win
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not kool enough to rock a pair of oxblood tasselled loafers like you m8
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Have you done *anything* of interest since the 90s? Apart from my mum lol
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my mate Pete knows him, we went to see Tony's band Laika Dog at the Junction, he was playing pool in the bar before the gig, we played pool and had a pint.
That's it.
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That's it.
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Oh yeah now I believe you because you have a mate called 'Pete' and some other sundry hastily googled 'evidence'
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Yes I did think it was rather odd, but now you've admitted it was bluster and bullshit we can all move on
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSS I WIN!!! ANOTHER CONFESSION OF GUILT EXTRACTED BY INSPECTOR MEATY
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Never tried tuna, it fucken stinks so it must be for tramps and mingers
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My cat likes tuna.
Therefore you have the palate of a domesticated cat.
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Therefore you have the palate of a domesticated cat.
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Why you hittin' on the gay guy G? He maybe the faggot but you're the one with the H.I.V
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Apparnetly right, what you wanna do, is do to him, down there, whatever he does to your finger.
I bet that would drive him crazy.
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I bet that would drive him crazy.
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I'd buy the Magnum PI estate, and grow a 80's porn moustache.
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2550698/Magnum-P-I-beach-estate-Hawaii-goes-market-15m.html
Then invite OT to come and live there, and have top banters.
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www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2550698/Magnum-P-I-beach-estate-Hawaii-goes-market-15m.html
Then invite OT to come and live there, and have top banters.
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It's crazy to think that it would just about buy you a flat in some parts of London.
Granted, fucking nice parts of london.
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Granted, fucking nice parts of london.
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No, instead I'm going to follow you around every thread you post in annoying you, replying to every post you make.
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I'd tell work to fuck their job.
Probably start working for free in a record shop or something.
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Probably start working for free in a record shop or something.
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Bit realistic I think, donno, not into that kind of thing, but if I was, I can see it going down like that.
I think you're right, you're spot on, you do need help.
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I think you're right, you're spot on, you do need help.
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The trouble is, if I don't say anything, and it happens, it'll be down on me. I've heard the "It's a once off", "It's a social experment" and "I just wanted to see if I could do it" lines before.
Donno if I should say anything, I guess it could be fiction. It's probably fiction. It's fiction, isn't it?
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Donno if I should say anything, I guess it could be fiction. It's probably fiction. It's fiction, isn't it?
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Getting srs for a sec.
I bloody well hate how words like Nonce and Peado or whatev is now synominus with "Someone I disagree with" or "Someone I don't like". It's completely belittled the word, and TBH, those who go around calling people that are generally thick as fuck.
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I bloody well hate how words like Nonce and Peado or whatev is now synominus with "Someone I disagree with" or "Someone I don't like". It's completely belittled the word, and TBH, those who go around calling people that are generally thick as fuck.
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Victim? Hah, I got half your inheritance out of it. #TotallyWorthIt
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I've not read it, is it adult kid sex stuff? Bit disturbing if it is :(
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give it a read, don't be scared!
It's not exactly Last Exit to Brooklyn.
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It's not exactly Last Exit to Brooklyn.
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A bit like that, i'm not sure because i'm not trying it, but it seems to be instructions on how to download kiddy porn.
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Put it this way, I wouldn't want that on my internet history if the PoPo come knock-knock-knocking on my door.
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not only that, I also have copies of Lolita and The Cement Garden knocking around.
What am I like!
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What am I like!
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Novels.
Not ones you'll find in the 'teenage fiction' section of Waterstones, prolly the reason you don't know what they are.
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Not ones you'll find in the 'teenage fiction' section of Waterstones, prolly the reason you don't know what they are.
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I'm just leaving your city now, gonz
I'll be honest, I'm pretty pissed
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I'll be honest, I'm pretty pissed
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luckily predictive text knows what I want to say, unlike Dr fat hands
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fucken a
Bit of industry shizzle, some networking with suppliers and a load of booze
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Bit of industry shizzle, some networking with suppliers and a load of booze
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I like industry piss ups.
Investment houses tend to have a lot of money to splash around.
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Investment houses tend to have a lot of money to splash around.
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i tried to clear a bit of wax in my ear with my finger and made it worse.
Then I poured cooking oil in there. This has also made it whose and given me a greasy ear and neck.
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Then I poured cooking oil in there. This has also made it whose and given me a greasy ear and neck.
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I've got oil in there to break it down. Haven't got any buds though.
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I was taking the piss, don't try any manual manipulation yourself, it's easy to damage the inner ear, use clean olive oil and see your gp. Syringeing doesn't happen now, there are other options.
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You know how they say it's impossible to lick your elbow, it's only possible if you can get your other elbow to touch your ear.
G'wan, give it a try. On webcam.
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G'wan, give it a try. On webcam.
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SORRY GUYS HAD TO DELETE STUFF BECAUSE OF MY REAL NAME BEING POSTED IN A BLATANT ABUSE OF THE FORUM RULES BY DOCTOR BEST TROLL
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i've reported this to rob and possibly other on twitter *ave, you don't have to take this bullshit in your life mate
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THANKS FOR THE GAZ MESSAGES OF SUPPORT GUYS, YES IT HAS BEEN REPORTED, IF YOU COULD EMAILTO COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS TROLLING THAT'S RUINING OFF TOPIC ID APPRECIATE IT THX
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I know your Christian name from your previous postings, Jesus. And that isn't your Christian name.
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THATS FOR ME TO POST AS AND WHEN I WISH, NOT FOR YOU TO POST TRYING TO TROLL ME
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Thanks Dave, Can you hook me up with one of 'swipes fit'n'rich mates..... so you can then text her to get me to delete this?
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is it the whispy paedo beard? it's the whispy paedo beard, isn't it? :(
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SOZ MATE BUT PEOPLE POSTING MY REAL NAME COULD POTENTIALLY JEOPARDIZE MY CAREER
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OKAY PANIC OVER GUYS JUST GOT THIS GAZ
re: Alright
sorry iposted yuor name and sorry im a nonce, oh yeah i am actuakky bearpookie
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re: Alright
sorry iposted yuor name and sorry im a nonce, oh yeah i am actuakky bearpookie
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HI GUYS WHAT'S SHAKIN' AND I DON'T MEAN YOUR MUM'S SWEATY GUNT OLOLOLOL
HI GR**ME
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HI GR**ME
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Home from yet another trade show
I'm knackered (all that expenses-fuelled schmoozing dontchaknow). Feel free to abuse me as usual.
On another note, I tried a flatiron steak for the first time last night. I was impressed.
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I'm knackered (all that expenses-fuelled schmoozing dontchaknow). Feel free to abuse me as usual.
On another note, I tried a flatiron steak for the first time last night. I was impressed.
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was stuggling on the 'p' tbh, if you can improve all suggestions welcomed
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