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Let's have an evening of Amazement, Wonder and Education.
Show the crowd something that makes you think "Gosh darn it, life IS stranger than fiction".
I'll start:
io9.com/terrifyingly-brilliant-spider-creates-stunningly-advanc-1643278204
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:29,
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I love those underwater hotels. That's the first thing I'd do with a lottery win
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:36,
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I'd love a bit of that.
I wonder what you'd do for a fag tho
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:38,
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he'd fire up Grindr
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:40,
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^ or, you know, get the lift to the surface smoking area?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:43,
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YOUR FACE needs a lift
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:18,
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am I doing this right?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:19,
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No.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:23,
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and Im on scruff, not grindr.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:43,
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ninja tuna is ace
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:44,
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I saw Scruff back in 1998
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:44,
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yeah?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:47,
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yeah
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:51,
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u r so kool pal
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Mr Udagawa, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:51,
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not kool enough to rock a pair of oxblood tasselled loafers like you m8
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:55,
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Have you done *anything* of interest since the 90s? Apart from my mum lol
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:54,
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yer, I played pool with Tony Wright out of Terrorvision in 2006.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:56,
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Not really interesting though is it, soz
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:57,
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it was for him, he played pool with dozers off the internet
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:59,
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i doubt he even remembers, especially seeing as it never happened
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:00,
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nah m8, it deffers happened
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:01,
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chinny reckon
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:02,
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my mate Pete knows him, we went to see Tony's band Laika Dog at the Junction, he was playing pool in the bar before the gig, we played pool and had a pint.
That's it.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:06,
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Oh yeah now I believe you because you have a mate called 'Pete' and some other sundry hastily googled 'evidence'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:09,
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bit of a shit story to make up tho innit
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:09,
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Yes I did think it was rather odd, but now you've admitted it was bluster and bullshit we can all move on
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:11,
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I got Rick Witter to play Beastie Boys when he was DJing once.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:12,
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Soz busy annoying DBT for half an hour now
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:14,
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Annoying him with YOUR FACE
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:42,
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soz, it was 2007
SO I
WAS LYING!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:09,
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSS I WIN!!! ANOTHER CONFESSION OF GUILT EXTRACTED BY INSPECTOR MEATY
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:10,
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UH-OH!!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:24,
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Tuna is good.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:47,
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It's manky you fuckin idiot
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Mr Udagawa, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:53,
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Never tried tuna, it fucken stinks so it must be for tramps and mingers
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:53,
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My cat likes tuna.
Therefore you have the palate of a domesticated cat.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:57,
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Why you hittin' on the gay guy G? He maybe the faggot but you're the one with the H.I.V
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:47,
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Dozers flirting is obvious, incessant and merciless
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:05,
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Apparnetly right, what you wanna do, is do to him, down there, whatever he does to your finger.
I bet that would drive him crazy.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:43,
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I'd buy the Magnum PI estate, and grow a 80's porn moustache.
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2550698/Magnum-P-I-beach-estate-Hawaii-goes-market-15m.htmlThen invite OT to come and live there, and have top banters.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:39,
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I got the perfect shirt collection for that, #trufax
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:48,
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I'd buy a few Ferarris too.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:49,
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It's crazy to think that it would just about buy you a flat in some parts of London.
Granted, fucking nice parts of london.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:54,
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Are London prices that silly now?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:08,
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Not as silly as YOUR FACE
LOL PWND SICK BURN
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:09,
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Go away.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:10,
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tosser,
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:11,
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No, instead I'm going to follow you around every thread you post in annoying you, replying to every post you make.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:12,
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Cool!
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:14,
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Unlike YOUR FACE
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:15,
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I'd tell work to fuck their job.
Probably start working for free in a record shop or something.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:50,
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Bit realistic I think, donno, not into that kind of thing, but if I was, I can see it going down like that.
I think you're right, you're spot on, you do need help.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:46,
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Dozer is beyond help.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:48,
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Beyond good. Beyond evil. Beyond your wildest imagination.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:50,
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beyond erotic.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:52,
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The trouble is, if I don't say anything, and it happens, it'll be down on me. I've heard the "It's a once off", "It's a social experment" and "I just wanted to see if I could do it" lines before.
Donno if I should say anything, I guess it could be fiction. It's probably fiction. It's fiction, isn't it?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:53,
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yes, it's fiction
But baggenfock does do paedophilia though.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:54,
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Getting srs for a sec.
I bloody well hate how words like Nonce and Peado or whatev is now synominus with "Someone I disagree with" or "Someone I don't like". It's completely belittled the word, and TBH, those who go around calling people that are generally thick as fuck.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:57,
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^ jew nonce
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:58,
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"pssst, little girl, wanna come buy a puppy?"
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:02,
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^^ Nonce Enabler
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:15,
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^ nonce victim
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:20,
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Victim? Hah, I got half your inheritance out of it. #TotallyWorthIt
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:45,
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I've not read it, is it adult kid sex stuff? Bit disturbing if it is :(
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:10,
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give it a read, don't be scared!
It's not exactly Last Exit to Brooklyn.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:11,
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Not as disturbing as YOUR FACE
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:13,
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A bit like that, i'm not sure because i'm not trying it, but it seems to be instructions on how to download kiddy porn.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:16,
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It's a bit creepy, but hardly nsfw. Just creepy.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:21,
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Creepy and NSFW like YOUR FACE
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:29,
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Put it this way, I wouldn't want that on my internet history if the PoPo come knock-knock-knocking on my door.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:45,
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*knocks*
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:50,
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*subtally racking up affiliates on iTunes *
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:11,
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not only that, I also have copies of Lolita and The Cement Garden knocking around.
What am I like!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:55,
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donno what that is, soz, ain't no afficinardo
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:10,
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Novels.
Not ones you'll find in the 'teenage fiction' section of Waterstones, prolly the reason you don't know what they are.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:12,
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YOUR FACE is beyond help
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:13,
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I see a pattern emerging here
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:18,
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Are you looking through a kaleidoscope?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:19,
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no hes looking at YOUR FACE
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:30,
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I'm just leaving your city now, gonz
I'll be honest, I'm pretty pissed
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:05,
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luckily predictive text knows what I want to say, unlike Dr fat hands
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:07,
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^^upset
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:11,
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go away, tosser
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:13,
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^^still upset
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:17,
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alright tangfastic, did you enjoy The Big Smoke?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:19,
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fucken a
Bit of industry shizzle, some networking with suppliers and a load of booze
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:27,
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I like industry piss ups.
Investment houses tend to have a lot of money to splash around.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:29,
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i tried to clear a bit of wax in my ear with my finger and made it worse.
Then I poured cooking oil in there. This has also made it whose and given me a greasy ear and neck.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:09,
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classic Gormo!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:14,
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Cotton bud and olive oil, have a good rummage around.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:19,
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I've got oil in there to break it down. Haven't got any buds though.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:22,
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^ no mates
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:24,
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I was taking the piss, don't try any manual manipulation yourself, it's easy to damage the inner ear, use clean olive oil and see your gp. Syringeing doesn't happen now, there are other options.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:27,
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terrible medical advice
Nothing smaller than your elbow, yeah
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:24,
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You know how they say it's impossible to lick your elbow, it's only possible if you can get your other elbow to touch your ear.
G'wan, give it a try. On webcam.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:30,
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I'm naked and online NOW
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:33,
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hey, me too!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:35,
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SORRY GUYS HAD TO DELETE STUFF BECAUSE OF MY REAL NAME BEING POSTED IN A BLATANT ABUSE OF THE FORUM RULES BY DOCTOR BEST TROLL
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:42,
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alright Paul, calm down eh
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:43,
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i've reported this to rob and possibly other on twitter *ave, you don't have to take this bullshit in your life mate
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Mr Udagawa, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:43,
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THANKS FOR THE GAZ MESSAGES OF SUPPORT GUYS, YES IT HAS BEEN REPORTED, IF YOU COULD EMAILTO COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS TROLLING THAT'S RUINING OFF TOPIC ID APPRECIATE IT THX
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:45,
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I know your Christian name from your previous postings, Jesus. And that isn't your Christian name.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:46,
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THATS FOR ME TO POST AS AND WHEN I WISH, NOT FOR YOU TO POST TRYING TO TROLL ME
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:47,
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Thanks Dave, Can you hook me up with one of 'swipes fit'n'rich mates..... so you can then text her to get me to delete this?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:27,
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Deleting pricks
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:43,
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^crangry
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Mr Udagawa, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:44,
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totes going to post some gay scat porn now
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:58,
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I think I'll join you.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:59,
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get bent
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:17,
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General idea mate.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:22,
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All those lentils have made him extra thick, go easy on im mate.
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Mr Udagawa, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:22,
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I don't get it
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:24,
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I'm not surprised having seen your photo
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Mr Udagawa, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:27,
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is it the whispy paedo beard? it's the whispy paedo beard, isn't it? :(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:32,
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yes
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 22:24,
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Sorry Dave.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:25,
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Where do you get all this info from :((
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Mr Udagawa, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:28,
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Here.
dave.com
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:28,
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must be a wizard or sutin
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:33,
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SOZ MATE BUT PEOPLE POSTING MY REAL NAME COULD POTENTIALLY JEOPARDIZE MY CAREER
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:49,
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#headhunters
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:59,
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OKAY PANIC OVER GUYS JUST GOT THIS GAZ
re: Alright
sorry iposted yuor name and sorry im a nonce, oh yeah i am actuakky bearpookie
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:54,
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D*************'s getting a bit weird.
Love, pookie rory bear xx
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:58,
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yeah bored of that now bye
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:03,
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HI GUYS WHAT'S SHAKIN' AND I DON'T MEAN YOUR MUM'S SWEATY GUNT OLOLOLOL
HI GR**ME
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Kroney, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:55,
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I'm about to share tasting notes for the Yamazaki 12 year old
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:00,
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I think I saw that in Sainsbury's the other day.
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Kroney, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:02,
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it's very nice
Japanese whiskies are excellent.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:10,
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YOUR FACE is excellent
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 22:01,
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well yes, it is, I have great bone structure
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 22:12,
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Home from yet another trade show
I'm knackered (all that expenses-fuelled schmoozing dontchaknow). Feel free to abuse me as usual.
On another note, I tried a flatiron steak for the first time last night. I was impressed.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:06,
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I seriously like steak, not tried a flat iron though :(
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:08,
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Tender as a fillet, tasty as a rump*
*Fnaaar. I said 'rump'
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:26,
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captain placid likes properly tenderised hind cuts
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 22:03,
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Well shoehorned!
*golf clap*
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 22:11,
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was stuggling on the 'p' tbh, if you can improve all suggestions welcomed
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 22:14,
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'prepubescent'?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 22:17,
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captain placid likes Percutaneous transhepatic cholangiography
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 22:19,
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![](http://i.imgur.com/u0VxuNv.png)
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 22:22,
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no real pics plz
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 22:23,
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'Percutaneous transhepatic cholangiography'
Phwoooaaaaar!!
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 22:22,
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^probably totally hates Coventry
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 22:25,
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Don't make me hurt you
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 22:27,
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placid threatened hateful cockney
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 22:27,
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