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Fuck me, that Nick Grimshaw is an awful wanker.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 7:07,
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dunno what that is sozIs he another whiny qwfter?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 7:38,
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I'm sure he can find an online documentary on how to fire his man jizz.(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 8:32, Reply)
disasterbation m8Usually when high on chems, when one is going at it like Ray Mears lighting a fire, yet is unable to fire off a tadpole squadron.
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Your problem is that you are listening to Radio 1They're ALL awful wankers - except the ones that are cunts.
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I can do that. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Oct 2014, 9:26,
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Who is worse than Hitler in his own way(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 8:27,
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Hitler's breakfast show was alright(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 9:30,
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Steve Reich in the afternoon(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 9:31,
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He's one of my favourite composers(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 9:48,
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I saw a performance of this at Symphony Hall in Birmingham a couple of years ago, just amazing.www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLckHHc25ww
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 9:56,
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Btw I know you are not referring to him at all, but I don't care(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 9:57,
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I saw a link to it on twitter this morning, but no I have not read it(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 9:55,
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This is not relevant to my interests(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 8:56,
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His everything get on my nervesHis hair, his face and his voice particularly.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 9:08,
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This is true, but also, why we're you listening to him anyhow? And don't give me "the birds in the office have it on" you could get head phones.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Oct 2014, 9:21,
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Yeah. I feel a right pillock doc. Not exactly a great first impression, not being able to work a calendar.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Oct 2014, 9:25,
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Just make a joke about you being really keen or something(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 9:28,
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Or go in tomorrow and point out that on the law of averages you are on time (, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 9:30, Reply)
This might work. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Oct 2014, 9:31,
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Tell the interviewer you think you've fallen in love with them(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 9:31,
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It's a big fella called Wayne, not sure he'll go for that. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Oct 2014, 9:32,
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Take your toolbox with you and tell him about your favourite items. You could be the OT Tim Tool Time.(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 9:38, Reply)
tell them you're used to having appointments on tuesdays as that's signing on day and you're only really there as you need to attend an interview to keep your benefits then slap him in the face with a fish or something of equal comedy value and walk off(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 9:37,
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That's not helpful at all. Signing on day is Thursday.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Oct 2014, 9:43,
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Nick Berry once sang 'every loser wins' you'd do well to remember that champ(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 9:59, Reply)
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