i am, totally exhausted after back to back 1am finishes, stupid job
never. my dad made me work for him from 14-18, then i worked holidays through university from 18-21, went full-time from 21-23, worked holidays there whilst doing law degree, joined law firm at 25, never had more than 2 days between jobs since.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:21, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

you have maternity leave to look forward to though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:23, Reply)

Great, nice to know the broodiness has been sated:)

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:26, Reply)

fuck that shit
nobody with nieces and nephews would fuck their life up like that.

frog and i have 8 between us.

that's 8 warnings to use 8 condoms every time.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:27, Reply)

^ broody

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:29, Reply)

The clock ticking is palpable in almost every post

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:30, Reply)

tick followed tock followed tick followed tock

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:32, Reply)

she ovulates
it's what she does
and I'll tell you what
tick followed tock followed tick followed tock followed tick
Frogs says I don't care who you are
here's to our dream
the old spinsters return to the bar
HERE'S TO YOU SWIPEY
and the fat b3tan spanked his cock with all his heart

here's to waiting
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:43, Reply)

Moby Prick

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:44, Reply)

chicken fucker

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:46, Reply)

That made me cry :'(((

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:46, Reply)

are you on your period?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:46, Reply)

I'm feeling very needy too.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:47, Reply)

^ has to buy second hamsters to feel the touch of another living being ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:41, Reply)

He has Mrs Dozer.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:42, Reply)

haven't we all

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:44, Reply)

hey, I have a cat as well

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:43, Reply)

Get him to have the snip.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:30, Reply)

you can do that for him
we'll come to the pub for lunch
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:42, Reply)

I can suggest a good vet?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:44, Reply)

i don't want to neuter lemmy
he's a very handsome little recessive pied
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:57, Reply)

How is lemmy?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:09, Reply)

he's so cute
he came out and sat on top of the boxing tube this morning, singing away. he likes it up there. how are jenny and jimmy?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:30, Reply)

The what?
Boxing tube? Oh, punching bag.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:42, Reply)

^ 'Immerses herself in her career' to try to keep the broody voices at bay ^

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:05, Reply)

Women need to breed to be whole, this is medical fact.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:10, Reply)

You're the doc, Doc.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:16, Reply)

A lot of the time though when they breed it ruins their hole

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:16, Reply)

Not that I have much time for Robbie Williams
but I did appreciate his comment about "it felt like watching my favourite pub burn down".
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:21, Reply)

Caesarian innit.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:23, Reply)

Sunroof

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:24, Reply)

^ has to pretend to love his kids because he has fucked up by not sheathing up ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:30, Reply)

^ Dead inside ^

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:39, Reply)