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Last week at this job, guess I'll not be on here at the new one. Make the most of me
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:18,
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latest was 11 years ago)
Mods, ban this user please(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:18,
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The Big Issue is a street newspaper published in four continents; it is written by professional journalists and sold by homeless individuals, and was founded by John Bird and Gordon Roddick in September 1991. (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:20,
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:20,
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I thought it was you at first and was surprised to see the announcement of a new job.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:22,
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I don't need a new job, I had a pay rise instead, so I can fool myself into thinking I'm happy and fulfilled here for a bit longer now.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:23,
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Actually it's not really a pay rise, I just have more money from changing my travel arrangements, but I'm hoping for a bit extra when I've been here 2 years next week, maybe, got 20% last year.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:38,
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I had a shitty 2% rise this month, bringing it up to 4% for the year. Still more money is better than no more money.(
Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:29,
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When i start my new job my pay will have risen by 18% in 12 monthsI hope this somehow makes you feels better
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:32,
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My pay has gone up 50.3% since I started 7 years ago. I can't complain too much really as I haven't had to move jobs..
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Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:35,
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Same job?Because over 10 years mines gone up fuck loads because I had a shit job 10 years ago
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Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:39,
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the important thing is I didn't squash it(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:22,
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you said that last timeyou lasted 24 hours
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:23,
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pfft it was several weeksmember back in September when I was on hols and didn't post for a couple of weeks? It'll be like that, but FOREVER
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:26,
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perhaps, but the days will be long empty wastelands of Baggen fock "jokes" and AA anecotes(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:35,
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someone will have butchered baggenfock for stupidity by then(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:40,
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he must have found out you were older than 12and of non-english origin
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:02,
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Kim Jong Un just has a massive boil on his nose and he's embarrassed to go out. My mate Dave told me(
Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:47,
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Please delete Frog's real name, Phil(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:57,
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Hang on! Crap arse, ginger hair!Its all becoming clear to me!
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Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:58,
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excuse me, i have an excellent arseit's way better than your face
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:01,
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That's a picture of me. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:07,
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i was looking for a picture i'd seen on reddit about your new jobthen i saw that, and thought it was better
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:22,
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how does that picture relate to my new job?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:23,
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it doesn'ti thought you'd appreciate that one more.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:29,
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Why would you not be on here at the new job? You're not going to get any less stupid or lazy.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:57,
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Will you have Internet access when you're a janitor?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:13,
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Dunno. Probably. I know I get a desk. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:23,
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why would you need a desk? surely you just need a mop cupboard(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:26,
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I dunno ape, but I'll be sure to get a workstation assessment. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:29,
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Will you get to occasionally transform into a crime-solving kung-fu expert?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:27,
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Course. It's one of the benefits. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:28,
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:31,
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You'll be sneaking on via the medium of a smartphone or saink. Don't lie.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:01,
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It's threads like this that make you TBOH(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:26,
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I can't believe everyone hates Nakers so much they've stopped posting(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:40,
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Its OK, I think he's gone now(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:44,
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if anything, they should be celebrating.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:44,
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BOR-ING! CH-CH-CHA! BOR-ING! CH-CH-CHA! BOR-ING! CH-CH-CHA! BOR-ING! CH-CH-CHA!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:50,
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