Fancy a fag?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 17:04, 35 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

no

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 17:08, Reply)

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/football/29426274
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 17:09, Reply)

It stunts your growth.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 17:09, Reply)

Not really, no.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Oct 2014, 17:11, Reply)

Are you still doing the stop smoking promotion?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 17:13, Reply)

Yup.
But all of my clients are doing Champix at the moment.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Oct 2014, 17:16, Reply)

Suggest will power.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 17:21, Reply)

Doesn't he play for Tranmere?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 17:24, Reply)

Tell a lie, it's his brother.
www.soccerbase.com/players/player.sd?player_id=55480
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 17:25, Reply)

Don't need willpower with varenicline.
That's the whole point.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Oct 2014, 17:25, Reply)

Suggest Lady
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 19:05, Reply)

nope

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 17:13, Reply)

no ta

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 17:37, Reply)

nope, smoking loser
so, I'm doing some gigs in London at the end of the month. If anyone wants to come, they should ask me or check the dates on fb, I'm not putting them here.

Also someone asked about Birmingham, I think I have one there in November. Also, there's a Bristol one in December
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 18:00, Reply)

are you playing Leeds or York at any point?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 18:02, Reply)

unlikely - it's a bit far yet
while I'm not getting paid for them still.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 18:02, Reply)

^^stalker, bit creepy

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 18:04, Reply)

^borderline illiterate, very creepy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 18:33, Reply)

Careful he'll 2.0 you again then look stupid as it dawns on him it don't work so good

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 18:40, Reply)

he doesn't need to use 2.0 in order to look upset, thin skinned and stupid.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 18:46, Reply)

I'm sure that someone will do a joke about homosexuality if we wait long enough.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 18:47, Reply)

Oh, alright.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 18:53, Reply)

Two gay men walk into a bar.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 18:53, Reply)

They're with a load of straight friends and are not in a relationship with each other.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 18:54, Reply)

......they turn the stool upside down!!!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 18:55, Reply)

I don't get this joke.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 19:00, Reply)

a manservant of some sort?
we used to have them at school, very useful if you couldn't be arsed to move and get something.
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 18:48, Reply)

No, not really.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Oct 2014, 19:04, Reply)

Did you manage to get a better package re the job offer?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 19:09, Reply)

^interested in Winders 'package'^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 19:12, Reply)

Fucking internets full of these sex offenders.
I pity anyone he finds passed out in the toilets in the boozer that's all I'm saying.
(Mr Udagawa, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 19:13, Reply)

Just when you think it's safe yet another determined and committed rapey sex nonce pops up, will it ever end???

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 19:16, Reply)

Hiya!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 19:27, Reply)

No word yet,
Only sent the email last night with payslips and stuff on, so I imagine it's being sorted. Or they're ignoring me. But I've done everything else they asked so that when a decision is made, I'm not holding ask the process. Still got to wait for CRB check to come back and that can take weeks.

You got any more stuff lined up at the jolly Inn?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Oct 2014, 19:17, Reply)

Just want to push the grub, starting Sunday lunch this weekend, see how it goes.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 19:28, Reply)