I thought Cornishers were below blacks in the 2014 official pecking order.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:22, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Well you thought wrong, we are one of the last places still holding out against them
With a 98.2% White population and just 0.2% blacks. You other parts of the country should pay attention! The 2011 Census put the Muslim population on Cornwall at 0.0% thats right, no muzzas!

Could you afford that?
( Peej, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:28, Reply)

I'm there.

Are there lots of children too?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:31, Reply)

We've got enough Paedos thanks, what with Gary Glitter hiding out down here

( Peej, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:32, Reply)

Lewisham is 53% white.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:32, Reply)

Sounds shit.

( Peej, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:33, Reply)

It is.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:34, Reply)

53% white south of the river. *pats sympathetically*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:34, Reply)

Don't be mean, we've been to stunned posters 'hood, the only black thing we saw was his crystallised foot

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:45, Reply)

and his desiccated heart

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:48, Reply)

And the charred remains of the leathery pheasant we had for dinner

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:49, Reply)

In the 2011 census the population of Whitley Bay was 9,416 and is made up of approximately 51% females and 49% males.
The average age of people in Whitley Bay is 39, while the median age is higher at 40.
89.9% of people living in Whitley Bay were born in England. Other top answers for country of birth were 2.9% Scotland, 0.6% Bangladesh, 0.5% Wales, 0.5% Northern Ireland, 0.4% Ireland, 0.3% South Africa, 0.3% India, 0.3% United States, 0.2% Australia.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:36, Reply)

who comes all the way from australia
and ends up in whitley??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:39, Reply)

My mate Nina did
after marrying a Welshman
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:41, Reply)

Jesus.
She must have done something pretty horrific in a past life.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:43, Reply)

She's doing something pretty horrific now!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:43, Reply)

I'm sure Australia has places as bad or worse.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:44, Reply)

i don't think it's bad, i mean, it's not in the midlands or anything inhumane
i just think it's tres random
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:57, Reply)

Yeh but how many of the 89.9% born in England were black?

( Peej, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:40, Reply)

And how many ended up that way down t'pit

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:43, Reply)

I thought Whitley Bay didn't have any pits
It turns out it did have one

This happened nearby though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:47, Reply)

Poor Hare

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:52, Reply)

I thought you might pick that up

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:57, Reply)

I expected him to leveret into conversation.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:08, Reply)

*small cricket ripple*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:13, Reply)

All of them, sir

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:43, Reply)