i'm lovely, me
i just do one thing at work that i know is prickish, but i can't help myself. in my defence, i've only done it three times in eight years.

if i'm really hungover or just tired, only a really icy cold diet coke will do. so i buy one and pop it in the fridge on my floor. and turn it way up to max for an hour or so, even though i suspect this may well freeze all the lunches that are in there.

there. i've confessed. i feel better now.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:03, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

You disgust me.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:03, Reply)

Yeh me too
full fat coke or nothing
( Peej, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:22, Reply)

then drink it with a spork, right?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:04, Reply)

People who keep sandwiches in fridges are a bit weird anyway.
Sandwiches, like a good red should be served at room temperature.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:05, Reply)

yeah ... but a sandwich that's been dried out in an office for four hours is still pretty fucking grim

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:07, Reply)

They don't dry out in a couple of hours if you keep them in a lunchbox or sandwich bags.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:10, Reply)

^ Gonna show a pic of his lunchbox in a minute ^

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:26, Reply)

I just use sandwich bags. Means I can take my lunch to work in my jacket pocket then.
Apparently this is 'wrong'.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:28, Reply)

Classy. I hope you're not on a crowded bus or tube, reeking of tuna.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:39, Reply)

bet it's Transformers or My Little Pony

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:31, Reply)

^wrong

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:07, Reply)

Cold bread is fucked up.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:09, Reply)

in your defence, people who bring packed lunches into an office clearly hate themselves so a bit more misery will probably go unnoticed

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:05, Reply)

How would you know?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:07, Reply)

^trying to justify eating a disappointing sandwich from the co-op.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:15, Reply)

We've got a free restaurant at work.

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:32, Reply)

no
what you have is a shitty hot-light canteen on an industrial estate
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:33, Reply)

in Stoke?

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:33, Reply)

i do a lot of lease renewals, oppositions and landlord/tenant disputes in your part of the world
i've never once had to deal with a decent staff restaurant as part of the alterations/reinstatement, let's put it that way.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:36, Reply)

we own the building
Hot buffet, salad bar, theatre cooking, loads of cakes ... it's not Michelin starred shit but it's free and better than a fridge sandwich or a burger van
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:43, Reply)

yeah..... i think i'll stick with the plethora of choice within 1 minute of my office
lebanese today. i fucking love a bit of lebanese action.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:47, Reply)

Red seal please

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:59, Reply)

[insert tediously long discussion of a self-styled Queen of English using a construction as clumsy as "the plethora of choice”]

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 11:06, Reply)

just trying to bend down to your level, sweetheart

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 11:22, Reply)

I miss working for oil companies with decent canteens.
There's something good about a canteen lasagne, especially the corner piece.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:36, Reply)

probably all those volatile chemicals they've absorbed from the petroleum works next door

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:37, Reply)

They tend to keep the office workers away from the coalface, so to speak.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:38, Reply)

Didn't someone (probably Gonz) once post a pic of a lasagne dish that was arranged so that everyone got maximum edges?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:45, Reply)

Was it swasitka shaped
That would give maximum edge
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:57, Reply)

definitely gonz
it was a stupid shaped baking tray kickstarter
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 11:03, Reply)

You stupid bastard.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:19, Reply)

^wilted primula sarnie for lunch ^

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:33, Reply)

i've never had primula
i proper horrified our french head of catering/sommelier at a client dinner party once, though. i pointed out a cheese on the magnificent cheeseboard that i thought was delicious and asked what it was.

"boursin, madam," he replied with a visible shudder. i'd never had it before.

i don't care if it's for plebs, that shit is some tasty shit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:35, Reply)

it's the crack cocaine of cream cheese

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:36, Reply)

the cracked black pepper one is like smack

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:36, Reply)

Its only a branded Roule
I don't see why some cunt who is a jumped up waiter would have the gaul (see what I dun there) to shudder
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:59, Reply)

An ex-GF of mine used to eat Primula squeezy cheese and ham - from the tube.
She got dumped sharpish.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:56, Reply)

foolish ... she'd prolly have sucked your unwashed dick

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 11:02, Reply)

this is kind of my thinking
i've never ever taken lunch to work and actually fancied it at lunchtime. i always end up ditching it and buying something fresh. #womancannevermakeuphermind
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:32, Reply)

Now it's getting to winter my standard fare is 2 sandwiches and a pint of homemade soup.
Cheese sandwiches dip well in soup, fact.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:37, Reply)

oh god
dunking bread in soup, worst of all the swipe food infringements.

*faints*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:39, Reply)

Dunking sandwiches is fine.
If it's just bread you tear bits of and throw it INTO the soup.

Apparently a bag of ready salted works well in tomato soup.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:43, Reply)

I think you've killed her now.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:46, Reply)

anybody who hates bread ducks in their soup
clearly hates the country and the Queen
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 11:01, Reply)

What about Baguette swans?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 11:08, Reply)

shit dude ... not even the Duchess of Kent is that posh

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 11:22, Reply)

I never take lunch to work as I rarely have time to eat it.

( Peej, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:40, Reply)

sorry for your failure

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:45, Reply)