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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I can't be arsed with this date tonight.
he seems like a bit of a thick alcoholic, which, coming from me makes you realise how bad it is. I've just messaged saying I don't think it will go anywhere.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:38, 5 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
had you met him previously?

(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:39, Reply)
Nope.

(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:43, Reply)
how do you know he is an alkie?

(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:46, Reply)
because every night for the past week he's been "on it" in some way shape or form with whoever.

(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:49, Reply)
Partgay!

(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:57, Reply)
In a Pear Tree
5 broken rings
(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:02, Reply)
4 screeching birds

(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:04, Reply)
3 french letters

(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:06, Reply)
2 total poofs

(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:07, Reply)
And a PartGay in a peartree

(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:08, Reply)
*high fives*

(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:09, Reply)
*reciprocates*

(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:15, Reply)
benders

(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:26, Reply)
Come on that was good and you knows it

(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:28, Reply)
His mobile number was on the coach station gent's loo wall, along with a pricelist.

(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:45, Reply)
I worry that you'll never be loved jaysums

(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:39, Reply)
Been loved and have loved.
Hows about you, internet sock puppet?
(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:43, Reply)
You need a Mrs Potatohead not a Mr Potatohead, that's the fundamental flaw in your search mate.

(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:46, Reply)
what do you know about my love life, anonymous stranger?

(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:49, Reply)
You seem to be an abominable thick mess only interested in tawdry bedsit sex with equally ugly loose boweled men.

(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:52, Reply)
lols for loose boweled men

(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:57, Reply)
fuck him first
god ... the yoof of today
(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:40, Reply)
You know, Im more looking forward to a wank and some American Horror Story for afters.

(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:42, Reply)
At least phone him Jay, have some manners and consideration. He may have been really looking forward to some cabf with you.

(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:40, Reply)
I've only been messaging him for a week or so.
manners only matter after a longer time period and at least one meet.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:42, Reply)
You are cruel and heartless...

(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:43, Reply)
Ive never spoken to him before.
The first words to be "no thanks, it's not you its me" would be cruel.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:45, Reply)
I'd have to be pissed out of my head to tuck into some arse as well.

(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:42, Reply)
^ lies on the internet ^

(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:43, Reply)
Not so much lies but mearly a typo
We all know that Stunned loves the watersports first then the bumming
(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:46, Reply)
Don't tell Jay that.
I'll have to beat him off. If you catch my drift.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:47, Reply)
You'd certainly have a shitty stick

(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:48, Reply)
So you admit it then.

(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:48, Reply)
^ loves a piss boy ^

(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:01, Reply)
I aint catchen nuttin comin from you Holmes

(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:49, Reply)
Just don't try watersports, wearing a condom.

(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:49, Reply)
everybody loves a piss bomb
/ac
(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:52, Reply)

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