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I can't be arsed with this date tonight.
he seems like a bit of a thick alcoholic, which, coming from me makes you realise how bad it is. I've just messaged saying I don't think it will go anywhere.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:38,
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had you met him previously?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:39,
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Nope.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:43,
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how do you know he is an alkie?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:46,
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because every night for the past week he's been "on it" in some way shape or form with whoever.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:49,
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In a Pear Tree
5 broken rings
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:02,
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3 french letters
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:06,
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And a PartGay in a peartree
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:08,
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*reciprocates*
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:15,
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benders
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:26,
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Come on that was good and you knows it
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:28,
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His mobile number was on the coach station gent's loo wall, along with a pricelist.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:45,
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I worry that you'll never be loved jaysums
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Mr Udagawa, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:39,
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Been loved and have loved.
Hows about you, internet sock puppet?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:43,
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You need a Mrs Potatohead not a Mr Potatohead, that's the fundamental flaw in your search mate.
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Mr Udagawa, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:46,
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what do you know about my love life, anonymous stranger?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:49,
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You seem to be an abominable thick mess only interested in tawdry bedsit sex with equally ugly loose boweled men.
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Mr Udagawa, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:52,
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fuck him first
god ... the yoof of today
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:40,
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You know, Im more looking forward to a wank and some American Horror Story for afters.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:42,
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At least phone him Jay, have some manners and consideration. He may have been really looking forward to some cabf with you.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:40,
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I've only been messaging him for a week or so.
manners only matter after a longer time period and at least one meet.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:42,
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You are cruel and heartless...
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:43,
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Ive never spoken to him before.
The first words to be "no thanks, it's not you its me" would be cruel.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:45,
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I'd have to be pissed out of my head to tuck into some arse as well.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:42,
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^ lies on the internet ^
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:43,
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Not so much lies but mearly a typo
We all know that Stunned loves the watersports first then the bumming
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:46,
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Don't tell Jay that.
I'll have to beat him off. If you catch my drift.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:47,
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So you admit it then.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:48,
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^ loves a piss boy ^
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:01,
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I aint catchen nuttin comin from you Holmes
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Xav loves PhillieJoe, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:49,
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Just don't try watersports, wearing a condom.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:49,
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everybody loves a piss bomb
/ac
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:52,
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