where is everyone? hands off cocks, on socks
i've pulled my neck/shoulder and i didn't sleep well and i can't do anything without pain, it's so fucking annoying. what's making you grumpy?

alt: what's making you happy?

altalt: would you get embarrassed buying a sex toy or medical treatment for something a bit dodgy or tampax for the mrs?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 8:18, 77 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Nothing, I'm in a great mood and the aching in my arms has started to subside.
Alt: Serotonin.
Altalt: No, I'm an adult.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 8:24, Reply)

Fuck it, I'm taking off my socks and putting my hands back on my cock.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 8:34, Reply)

^forgot his anti-retardation pills today

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 8:35, Reply)

Oh man, not again!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 8:36, Reply)

you'd forget to take your pills less often if you remembered to take your pills
hth
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 9:07, Reply)

^Osteoarthritis. Hysterectomy next.

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 8:36, Reply)

It's what is commonly known as 'a crick in the neck' although the way she goes on you'd think it was a multiple spinal fracture requiring weeks of traction.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 8:38, Reply)

Oh no ! Not the donkey punch frog ! You Cassanova !

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 8:40, Reply)

don't sweat my swag bruv

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 8:42, Reply)

I had a sore leg earlier but now it's gone !

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 8:37, Reply)

I get grumpy when I think about all the injustice in the world.
You know, like rich Jews and famine coons and that.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 8:41, Reply)

Today there is a slight grumpification ...
...due to the Co-Op not having a system to give timed deliveries of white goods - they really should invest in some of that there computer technology instead of expecting punters to wait in all day like 1950's housewives.

Alt: The fact that I'm not back at work until Monday.

Altalt: No.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 8:42, Reply)

lack of sleep and that general feeling of shittiness that comes with air travel
alt: fresh air and the thought of bed

altalt:no, yes, no
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 8:43, Reply)

It isn't Friday
Alt: I have some Fruitellas

Altalt: Nope, I do the tampax thing all the time. And every time without fail she'll give me some vague instructions on what ones to get and the criteria provided applies to a gazillion different products on the shelves so I have to call her from the blobbing aisle to narrow it down.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 8:46, Reply)

Being 3ft tall and working down a mine is making me Grumpy.

Fairly happy most of the time.

As a child was sent to the shop with a note "a packet of Dr Whites please". The shopkeeper would wrap them in newspaper.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 30 Oct 2014, 8:52, Reply)

I don't use condoms just empty crisp packets I find.
doing my bit for the environment and shit.
( $$ ✅, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 8:56, Reply)

the kids saying "cox" a lot is making my happy
there really is nothing like a squeaky little child voice saying "are you having Cox too?"

(just talking baggyfrock up a paedo wank here)
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 9:02, Reply)

I amused myself last night whilst brushing my youngest's teeth
She was comparing everyone's toothbrushes - mummy has a nice little pink one and I have a large purple one.

/fobtm
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 9:07, Reply)

"maman has a big electric one that tickles"

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 9:09, Reply)

I seem to have crushed my bollocks in my sleep which meant I awoke with painful nuts
Its probably bollock cancer so I have cut them off, best be safe eh.

alt: My mental deficiencies

altalt: nah As I do most of the shopping I am always having to buy blob sticks etc.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 9:04, Reply)

have you tried not having massive chubber jumbo thighs?

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 9:11, Reply)

I tried it but it didnt work

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 9:17, Reply)

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Because looking festive can mean you look fantastic too
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 9:18, Reply)

Thanks Neneh

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 9:20, Reply)

The predominant polyester mix must really help with being wipe clean again

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 9:22, Reply)

why have they displayed it on a human-sized dummy?
the should have stretched it over a spacehopper
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 9:25, Reply)

what the shitting fuck is that fucking shit?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 9:30, Reply)

that's your christmas present off your mum that is

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 9:31, Reply)

it's better than anything she's given me since she died, i guess

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 9:32, Reply)

At least she still keeps in touch by phone

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 9:33, Reply)

its good to talk

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 9:33, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnHQp2ukDD4

looks just like that rory chap who used to post here
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 9:41, Reply)

god ... selfish cow

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 10:07, Reply)

My youngest son would LOVE that

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 10:01, Reply)

That reminds me, I still need to get a Star Trek dressing gown

( Kroney, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 10:07, Reply)

no

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 10:08, Reply)

I'm going red coat. like scotty.

( Kroney, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 10:12, Reply)

no

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 10:13, Reply)

Hi-di-hi!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 10:40, Reply)

I'm in a pretty chipper mood.
Got a call from the job I went for, and it sounds like they'll give the money I'm asking. So that's cheered me up no end, although I'll have to do 4 weeks notice at this place, which will be shit.

Altalt: no. Why would I be embarrassed? I never understand that, they're just products. Fucking grow up.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Oct 2014, 9:53, Reply)

Just waste the next four weeks posting on here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 10:06, Reply)

New job would probably stop me posting here much I imagine.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Oct 2014, 10:11, Reply)

Its ok they will withdraw the offer before then
HTHS
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 10:13, Reply)

:(
I hope my new boss doesn't find me here.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Oct 2014, 10:14, Reply)

Head hunters are everywhere mate

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 10:24, Reply)

remember to remind your colleagues three or four times a day that you'll soon be gone
in fact ... wear a massive hat with the countdown of days on it
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 10:08, Reply)

I work on my own almost all of the time.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Oct 2014, 10:12, Reply)

just keep looking in the mirror and giving yourself a thumbs up

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 10:13, Reply)

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or an
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 10:13, Reply)

Oh you.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Oct 2014, 10:14, Reply)

Shucks

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 10:24, Reply)

I'm WORKING
because
A) that's what the pay me to do, and
B) the attractive client services lady needs my help and I am of course the very definition of helpfulness at all times.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 10:07, Reply)

Bit Gay M8

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 10:09, Reply)

You chauvinist pig.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Oct 2014, 10:13, Reply)

She makes my winky tingle in a special way
So she gets my Platinum Plus service as opposed to the Basic Tin service everybody else gets.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 10:26, Reply)

It's people like you that are forcing women out of the work place and back on the rape streets UK.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Oct 2014, 10:53, Reply)

If they hired more fit birds they'd get better work out of me
so clearly it's the employers that are at fault.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 10:56, Reply)