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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 13:58,
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Yerr. Work is pretty slow today. But I'm inside the m25 so I'm close to loads of my Internet chums.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Nov 2014, 13:59,
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I went for a blood test earlier.They kept me waiting for over an hour. The cunts.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 14:00,
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Three hours until holiday time!!!!I just wish Jeff was here so I could remind him
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 14:02,
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Where are you going again? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Nov 2014, 14:04,
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Don't tease me, you know I'm dying to meet you. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Nov 2014, 14:10,
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HI JEFF WE ARE GOING TO NEW YORK TOMORROW(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 14:06,
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Oh wow.Just can't believe you've left it this late to tell us all.
I hope you keep your travellers cheques safely in your fanny pack.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 14:10,
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Are you still coming to London next Saturday?I can show you ALL the photos!!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 14:12,
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Yeap.I hope you'll have time to do a slide show.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 14:13,
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I have a white screen and projector ready(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 14:13,
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Can't wait.Should I book the function room and a buffet?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 14:15,
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You can but don't go mad on quantities for the buffet as everyone will be engrossed and won't want the distraction(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 14:17,
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Will Trueprint get the pictures back to you in time?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 14:18,
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One hour they say, two if we get the t shirts and mugs done too(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 14:19,
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Is it today?! Aww man. This place will be dead etc.How long for?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 14:06,
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remember to walk down Manhattan for 10 hours so I can cat call you (
$$ ✅, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 14:17,
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Could everybody please stop abusing Baggenfock?Being a paedophile isn't a choice, you know.
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Kroney, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 14:08,
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If Top Of The Pops comes back on the telly.They we should try and get DG and Sporty to present it. But only after getting this song in every position of the Top10.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=NGaVUApDVuY
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 14:09,
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ho'way!In at nine, hwooocus pwooocus by Fuwwwcus!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 14:11,
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I've had DG in every position going(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 14:16,
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Oh, I thought he'd deleted, but alas, he's banged on the 2.0 button. Can someone tell him I'm really sorry and please take me off 2.0 as I can't cope without him?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Nov 2014, 14:49,
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He's my first. Im so proud.I wasn't even horrible or anything!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 14:54,
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I found out recently that my Shambles account no longer had the record for most ignoresI was proper gutted.
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He tried plugging his shit book on here, once.That thread was a good laugh.
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Kroney, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 15:09,
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Everything you do is shit. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Nov 2014, 15:18,
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I'M ASKING FOR HELP YOU BUMHOLE(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Nov 2014, 15:17,
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I did say he was incredibly shit. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Nov 2014, 15:17,
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Cry baby bitch can't handle the truth.I doubt we are missing much.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 15:20,
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JEEZ GUYS WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING POSTING HERE???BAGGENFOCK HAS JUST DONE THE *BEST* THREAD EVER, COR WHAT A HOOT!!! DON'T MISS OUT, GET IN THERE NOW!!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 15:24,
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OH MAN THAT IS LIKE SOOOOOOO BRILLIANT(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 15:25,
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HA HA HAVE YOU SEEN THE 278th POST? OH GOD ITS LIKE THE GLORY DAYS!!!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 15:27,
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Boy are you missing out on some LOLs(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 15:33,
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You're all lying. I logged out and it's shit.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 15:35,
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They fixed 2.0 now, you're looking at the wrong one, you can't see the right one soz.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 15:45,
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it's the best internet I've seen since that time that baldmonkey dismantled his washing machine(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 15:35, Reply)
ffs someone has just turned up to fix the printer from the external providersaid he could only deal with the "power source" problem and wasn't briefed to fix anything else. i fixed the power source problem 6 hours ago by plugging it in myself.
fucking IT, i would call them a useless shower of wankers, but most of them don't know what a shower is.
where is lighty today anyway?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 15:27,
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Who else would you contact in the event of a printer malfunction?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 15:50,
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The company we use provide support for printers as well.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 15:57,
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What? It's interesting and true!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 15:57,
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surely if it's connected to the network and has an ip address IT should take some responsibility
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$$ ✅, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 16:00,
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IT is actually a freaky psychopath clown that's really a big alien spider or some shit(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 16:04, Reply)
What if its just on a local machineAnd the problem is a hardware issue rather than network or software
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2407006
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 16:06,
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I'm going to print "lol IT benders" on a two metre wide banner on one of the many working printers and plotters in the building(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 16:14, Reply)
I dont even care if this has been posted before Its my favourite thing of today
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2820950/Why-internet-shouting-Parklife-Russell-Brand.html
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 16:14,
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I did lol at that, despite my love for him.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 16:26,
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I should have posted this in the "insults" thread as this is the best comeback I've seen for a long timeI FUCKING HATE RUSSELL BRAND
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 16:28,
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^ Most of them don't even know what half the words he projects, mean.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 16:33,
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I do know know what half the words he projects mean and he's still a fucking prick.(
Kroney, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 16:35,
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He doesn't know the meaning of half the words he spoutsStupid shit heroin
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 16:35,
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Two high scoring threads today.Baggyfuck is missing out.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 16:36,
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 16:51,
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does everybody know that the two most ignored b3ta accounts are SpankyHanky and Legless?(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 16:58, Reply)
you have a deviant and loveless lifestyle.You will either die from an Aids-related illness, or vanish only to have your bones turn up in a bin bag beside a desolate stretch of motorway.
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You shouldn't be throwing them stones in your glass house, dear.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 17:26,
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