This place would be dead on its arse if ... ?

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 7:57, 101 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

...el dozo stopped posting

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:07, Reply)

This is a campaign worth supporting

( Peej, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:10, Reply)

This is something we can all unite behind.
Like those Greek sailors behind his mum.
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:15, Reply)

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT EL DOZO!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:18, Reply)

I don't see what's insulting about a load of greek sailors behind your mum

( Glovington, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:20, Reply)

there was intent to insult
He wasn't merely being cheekily irreverent on a comedy messageboard!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:23, Reply)

this is a comdey messageboard?
holy shit. I thought it was some sort of depresso self help forum.
( Glovington, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:45, Reply)

and has it helped?

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:53, Reply)

I only came here to laugh at peoples problems

( Glovington, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:01, Reply)

so, yes

( Glovington, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:01, Reply)

alright Rob Fairholme

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:53, Reply)

if what?! don't leave us hanging like this, we NEED to know.

( Glovington, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:10, Reply)

It's like a question or sutin ... ?

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:15, Reply)

Oh, in that case, this place would be dead on it's arse if it weren't supported by PACT coffee.

( Glovington, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:18, Reply)

pthc coffee

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:18, Reply)

There was a packet of PACT coffee in the staff kitchen this morning
I wonder if my boss used the code 'b3ta' in order to get a discount.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:50, Reply)

thats only 10% discount, if you use the code "d0g F1nger3r" you get 20%

( Glovington, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:02, Reply)

10 days 'til payday cans!!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:27, Reply)

11 days and I'm going to be drinking Super T on a fast train

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:52, Reply)

The internet and particularly social media evolves, perhaps with one site becoming dominant, and all of those who have become friends on here use the newer site to stay in touch
Wait, didn't this already happen in around 2006/7?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:49, Reply)

all the cool kids are on y4ckr

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:53, Reply)

So Dave Trousers tells me

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:02, Reply)

RPI alwerz in are hart's

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:12, Reply)

It wasn't for the excitement of JeffStock 5.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:04, Reply)

I can't wait. when is it?

( Glovington, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:25, Reply)

Where is my invitation?
"lost in the post" again eh?
( Peej, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:37, Reply)

Flies stopped buzzing around shit.
kind of like the Tower of London.
( Muns, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:47, Reply)

Morning chums
Daughter is ill so I'm working from home
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:02, Reply)

..Mummy had cut the apron strings a bit sooner.
Morning all
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:09, Reply)

My mouth feels like it's full of bumpy bits that are really sore, all towards the back out of it.
It makes drinking red bull feel like drinking chilli oil because the bubbles hurt my mouth.

I think I might be coming down with something, aside a blowjob from YM, what do you suggest I do about it?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:23, Reply)

rinse your gob with bleach

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:24, Reply)

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( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:27, Reply)

:(

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:29, Reply)

My roast lunch yesterday had beetroot as a vegetable
Not had it hot before, I don't think.

I was reminded of this by the briefly terrifying shit I just had.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:36, Reply)

that wasn't the beetroot
you've got bowel cancer

lol
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:38, Reply)

...we didn't have Nakers to laugh at.
Now he's d34d 4eva I'm concerned. Nobody else is as utterly hopeless.
( Kroney, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:44, Reply)

wut???
How did he die?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:46, Reply)

auto asphyxiation wanking accident
wiv da angels now
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:49, Reply)

oh dear
the only time in his life he really did need a longer cable

*sob*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:04, Reply)

I'm sure amongst all the high achievers and intellectuals of OT we can find just one catastrophic shut-in failure

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:48, Reply)

alright!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:07, Reply)

We're only moderate life-fails on here, I think.
Most of the catastrophes seem to hang out on QFTW
( Kroney, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:07, Reply)

maybe you could lure one of them across

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:11, Reply)

Yes, what this place needs is another wailing hippo.

( Kroney, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:13, Reply)

terrible bullying of swipe in absentia

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:20, Reply)

... a thread started at 7.57am was still limping along past 11

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:07, Reply)

I can't keep this place afloat with my tales of derring-do and lady-slaying indefinitely, you know.
Other people are going to have to step forward every now and again.
( Kroney, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:08, Reply)

The internet crashed.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:10, Reply)

Everyone had a good weekend then?
I had a lovely few drinks with a guy who works in cancer research yesterday, and I didn't come across thick and Northern!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:11, Reply)

Did you wear a shirt?

( Kroney, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:12, Reply)

I find that very difficult to believe

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:12, Reply)

I bet you came across something else though ... eh? eh? like as in a sexual ejaculation sense ... eh?

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:13, Reply)

Dur

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:24, Reply)

You mean he was thicker and from further north?
Also, this should probably have been a new thread.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:13, Reply)

I'm going to be dead on my arse if this headache doesn't abate soon.

( Kroney, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:11, Reply)

rinse your gob with bleach

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:14, Reply)