As dozer seems to have broken everyones spirit lets start again
I have never been a big brandy fan, recommend me a brandy that's good and relatively inexpensive

Alt: Gaylord... insult or compliment

Alt2: you all smell
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 15:57, 193 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

This is odd I posted and deleted this about 3 hours ago

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:04, Reply)

Did it get no replies then either?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:05, Reply)

I don't understand why everyone hates Bonz so much

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:06, Reply)

yeah you do

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:08, Reply)

Yeah I do, I just wanted to give everyone an opportunity to post nasty things about you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:10, Reply)

Oh fair play
I take it back... you have no idea
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:15, Reply)

I don't hate him, I pity the fool

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:11, Reply)

Glass of Milk?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:15, Reply)

Meaty
Did you enjoy the SATC tour?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:08, Reply)

didnt even see the friends building mate :(((((

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:13, Reply)

Sad tiems
What fun did you have?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:21, Reply)

All sorts, it was ace, touristy stuff, eating, shopping, birthdaying, drinking. Hotel was wicked too.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:29, Reply)

No it didnt
Because it was deleted at the same time.... HAHAHAHA SUCKS TO BE YOU MEATFACE
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:08, Reply)

No it doesn't, it's alright being me actually pal so there

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:13, Reply)

Oh boy got that one wrong then dint i
My face is well red now
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:15, Reply)

I always found Remy Martin to be perfectly drinkable at an affordable price.
Monty will have many strong opinions about this, but has expensive tastes.
I'm more of a gin drinker anyway.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:05, Reply)

The day has finally came when I agree with Tangles.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:09, Reply)

I'm usually right, it's just your stubbornness and latent crush on me that prevents you from seeing it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:11, Reply)

Ew

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:21, Reply)

^ has just cum^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:26, Reply)

I have always liked the idea of brandy more than the taste
so I haven't really bothered with it for many years but again with age I feel like trying it again. I may have mentioned before Sloe Gin for Christmas win...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:10, Reply)

I do like sloe gin. Wish they would make it stronger though. It has a nancy queer boy percentage

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:30, Reply)

Home made sloe doesn't

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:31, Reply)

Darn Tooting Captain

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:35, Reply)

I'm gonna have to buy some sloes next year
None round our way
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:36, Reply)

I bet there will be some somewhere?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:42, Reply)

*nose points*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:35, Reply)

Haha, fucken Bongo.

( Kroney, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:10, Reply)

Not a big brandy drinker,
But I remember enjoying some calvados at some point. No idea which one though. Or how much it cost. So that's useless.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:11, Reply)

I had some brandy, once.

( Kroney, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:18, Reply)

Thanks for your input

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:26, Reply)

Stop booing stop booing
I need a second to think of what I'm doing
Rap battles are hard I need a moment
Gotta think of a dis for my opponent
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:20, Reply)

You gotta go right for the jugular
a diss that will make you more popular
yo momma so old aint gonna cut shit
you need to bend that bitch over and fuck it
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:23, Reply)

*doesn't touch this*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:27, Reply)

Im about as Ghetto as Ghandi

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:29, Reply)

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:33, Reply)

Ghandi Saville

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:34, Reply)

The other side of
non-violent resistance.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:37, Reply)

brandy is ghey m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:21, Reply)

It always looks good though,

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:26, Reply)

Evening.
What's dozer done now?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:43, Reply)

WHAT HASN'T HE DONE HE IS A GODLESS HEATHEN!!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:46, Reply)

He should really come out the closet.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:55, Reply)

give armagnac a try if you can find it
good after dinner stuff
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:46, Reply)

Three Barrels
is quite nice. I've never tried setting brandy on fire before, that's a thing people do I think.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:51, Reply)

We sell brandy, it's a bit shit really. Fascinating, eh?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:57, Reply)

No.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:58, Reply)

This post sums up your existence

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 17:30, Reply)

I once had a bottle of Waitrose's own brand Armagnac bought for me, it sat in the cupboard for months
I only brought it out when I was flambéing some desert and had a glass, it wasn't that bad but not really of Hennessy quality.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 17:47, Reply)

Damn you all in this thread, DAMN YOUR EYES!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 18:40, Reply)

hahahaha
What did you expect?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 18:42, Reply)

I blame dozer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 18:42, Reply)

I preferred Monica

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 18:56, Reply)

Manica MOAR LIKE

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 18:59, Reply)

it's funny because he's a gay

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 19:00, Reply)

He IS?????
Why didn't someone tell us?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Nov 2014, 19:03, Reply)

Being a girl you are a low risk target so didn't need to be warned

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 19:06, Reply)

she looks like a bloke though

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 19:16, Reply)

I'm a fine figure of a woman.
You ask anyone.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Nov 2014, 19:24, Reply)

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 19:28, Reply)

I've been waiting
for a Brandy and Monica reference.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 19:00, Reply)

Jay is nothing if tediously predictable on matters of pop culture

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 19:02, Reply)

Jelly

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 19:02, Reply)

I found Daphne and Celeste
particularly abhorrent.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 19:03, Reply)

Ooh, stick you!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Nov 2014, 19:07, Reply)

I had their album

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 19:09, Reply)

C) Ok! I'm a cheerleader now!
[Chorus]
(D&C) u.g.l.y.
You ain't got no alibi you ugly
Eh! Hey! You ugly x4

(C) I saw you walking down the street just the other day
(C) I didn't see your damage from that far away
(C) I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming
(C) You walked up to me with your buckteeth a gleaming
(C) Your hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess
(C) I thought it was a sack but it's your favourite dress
(C) You hurt the tree's feelings and the birds all flew
(C) I don't mean to insult you
(C) Oh wait! Yes I do.

(D) Your teeth are yellow, they're covered in mould
(D) You're only fourteen you look a hundred years old
(C) When looks were handed out you were last in line
(C) Your face looks like where the sun don't shine
(D) Did you fall off a building and land on your head?
(D) Or did a truck run over your face instead
(C) There ain't no pill cos you ain't ill

(D&C) you're ugly!
(D&C) U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly x2

(D) What you really need is to wear a mask
(D) And book that plastic surgeon fast - (girl)
(C) You're scary - you're hairy I heard about you
(C) You're the main attraction at the city zoo
(D) You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab
(D) When you wear a yellow coat people shout out cab
(C) (So funny)

(D) You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big
(D) And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig
(C) Uncle Fester, remember him? I never knew that you had a twin
(D) You can't disguise your googly eyes
(D) In the miss ugly pageant you win first prize
(C) Yo mama says you ugly -
(D&C) you ugly!

(D&C) U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly x2
(D) Get busy x9
(C) Yo mama says your ugly
(D) Get busy
(C) Yo mama says your ugly
(D) Get busy
(C) Yo mama says your ugly
(D) Get busy (D&C) your ugly!

(D&C) u.u.u.u.
(D) Now I feel like Blondie

(D&C) U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly x2

(D) Quasimodo
(C) Camel breathe
(D) Squarehead
(D&C) ugly!

(C) Chicken legs
(D) Pig face
(C) Chin like bubba
(D&C) ugly!

(D) Fish lips
(C) Toad licker
(D) Poindexter
(D&C) ugly!

(C) Spaghetti arms
(D) Limp butt
(D&C) freak show -ugly!

(D&C) U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly x1

(D&C) U.G.L.Y- (C) you could make an onion cry

(D&C) U.G.L.Y- (D) like an alien chased by the F.B.I.

(D&C) U.G.L.Y you
U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly!



Read more: Daphne & Celeste - U.g.l.y. Lyrics | MetroLyrics
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 19:10, Reply)

I have that on a playlist somewhere.
Saying that, I do have the musical taste of a fourteen year old boy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Nov 2014, 19:13, Reply)

I liked the angry Russian lesbian band
where one of them bit the other ones toe off in a lovers spat or didn't.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 19:17, Reply)

The boy is his.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Nov 2014, 19:03, Reply)