I have got a fucking massive cable-knit cardy on
and I'M STILL FUCKING FREEZING WHY DOES THIS STUPID BASTARD AIR CON BLOW OUT COLD AIR DIRECTLY OVER MY DESK IN WINTER
( Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:53, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Because the building facilities management hate you

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:54, Reply)

Imma kick him right in the man-cunt

( Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:55, Reply)

Have you tried not being a massive bender?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:55, Reply)

I'm not being a bender, it's fucking freezing.
Sure the air's not all that cold at first, but I'm sat under it for seven and a half hours. It gets to you. YOU DONT KNOW, MAN, YOU WERENT THERE, MAN, YOU WERENT THERE
( Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:01, Reply)

No offence mate, it may be fucking freezing,
the air may not be all that cold at first but when you're sat under it for seven and a half hours it may get to you. I DON'T KNOW, MAN, I'M NOT THERE, MAN, I'M NOT THERE

But you are being a bender.

HTH
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:05, Reply)

I tell you want, Meaters, after I have to cut off my own fingers, blackened and dead from frostbite
with a pair of fucken nut-crackers, Ranulph Fiennes style, I'll come over your gaff and slip 'em into your chilli con carne.
( Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:07, Reply)

Would save on garlic I suppose

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:07, Reply)

Also, thanks for 'telling me want'
HAHAHHA A TYPO!!!!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:08, Reply)

I wish Dozer was here, he'd love all the mistakes in this thread!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:09, Reply)

I don't really, I hope he is dead.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:10, Reply)

HAHA OH NO I'VE RENDERED MY ENTIRE INTERNET ARGUMENT VOID WITH ONE SLIP OF A KEYBOARD

( Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:10, Reply)

Sad times bro

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:18, Reply)

Put another layer of clothing on then
There's a reason why people don't walk to the North pole in t-shirts you know.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:08, Reply)

I deliberately turn the aircon to Siberian whenever I'm in a meeting
have you considered not being a soft southern jessy?
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:56, Reply)

Imma kick you in the fucken man-cunt an' all.

( Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:01, Reply)

yeah ... if you don't trip over your cardigan and fluffy slippers, you great soft poof

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:06, Reply)

I totally have a pair of fluffy slippers. Fact.

( Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:07, Reply)

I have three pairs of slippers distributed across two countries
I also own cardigans.

But I am ignoring these so-called "facts" for the purposes of calling you a great flimsy jessica
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:24, Reply)

^ menopausal ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:01, Reply)

Have you thought about moving your desk?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:02, Reply)

or getting an adult to do it for you??

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:02, Reply)

Look, I don't know how your whacky, trendy call centre handles seating arrangements.
Maybe you're all sat around on bean bags with chunky Fisherprice My First Office furniture but some of us have dirty great big wooden cunts with drawers and shit all fixed together in fours.
( Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:04, Reply)

Unlucky

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:05, Reply)

gutted

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:07, Reply)

You'd best be strapping a cricket box on, son, 'cos I'm about twenty minutes away
from Godforsakennowheresville, The North, with man-cunt kicking in my eyes.
( Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:09, Reply)

Midge Ure's later work tended to ramble on a bit....

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:12, Reply)

give me a shout when you get there
I'm in Cambridge
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:27, Reply)