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	 Evening thread, sound off like you've got a pair
	Evening thread, sound off like you've got a pair
 	alright?
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:20,
	
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	 I'm still hung over.
	I'm still hung over.
 	I think my lunch time lagers have actually made it worse. Imma hit the whisky as soon as the offspring fall asleep.
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old man river possible lesbian, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:21,
	
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	 I've old empire IPA
	I've old empire IPA
 	contemplating watching the second hobbit movie...not sure I can be arsed though
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:25,
	
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	 wouldn't bother
	wouldn't bother
 	I really struggled to knock out a second wank to it.
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old man river possible lesbian, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:30,
	
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	 I have whisky tonight.
	I have whisky tonight.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:25,
	
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	 I can sympathise with this.
	I can sympathise with this.
 	My recent hangovers have all included introspective ennui. I don't like it.
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:36,
	
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	 how's Torry?
	how's Torry?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:37,
	
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	 alright ta.
	alright ta.
 	There was a crash outside the Northern Bar on George St last night. 
imgur.com/DrkdxkZI had to knock on the pub window at one point cos some prick was blocking my view.
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:41,
	
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	 is Torry mair gentrified thin it wis back in the mid nineties?
	is Torry mair gentrified thin it wis back in the mid nineties?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:45,
	
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	 yeah, the Eastern Europeans flooded into it and took a rather dim view on getting their stuff robbed by jakies.
	yeah, the Eastern Europeans flooded into it and took a rather dim view on getting their stuff robbed by jakies.
 	You still get a fair amount of jakies though, especially around the newer/balnagask bits.
I still wouldn't say it's 'nice' but it's better than Tilly/sanderlands/froghall etc.
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:47,
	
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	 Ferryhill for your next move!
	Ferryhill for your next move!
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:53,
	
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	 I avoid that by being fucking excellent
	I avoid that by being fucking excellent
 	any time I indulge in any introspection it just serves to remind me how awesome everything is
then I have a wank
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old man river possible lesbian, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:48,
	
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	 you know you're properly hungover when you can't even be arsed to have a wank.
	you know you're properly hungover when you can't even be arsed to have a wank.
 	
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:49,
	
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	 Sorry that's private
	Sorry that's private
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:26,
	
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	 + dover pyle
	+ dover pyle
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:27,
	
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	 Gomer
	Gomer
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:29,
	
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	 Gomer weren't it?
	Gomer weren't it?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:29,
	
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	 yep
	yep
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:30,
	
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	 google agrees
	google agrees
 	memorys going
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:33,
	
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	 you big barrel of monkey spunk
	you big barrel of monkey spunk
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:34,
	
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	 soz, not got one at the mo
	soz, not got one at the mo
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:40,
	
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	 Shit off butt munch
	Shit off butt munch
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:27,
	
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	 m-i-c-k-e-y m-o-u-s-e
	m-i-c-k-e-y m-o-u-s-e
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:28,
	
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	 neither lidl or tescos had lamb mince, the useless pricks.
	neither lidl or tescos had lamb mince, the useless pricks.
 	So I guess I'm begrudgingly having morrocan beef burgers for tea tonight.
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:37,
	
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	 Garthdee Sainers?
	Garthdee Sainers?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:39,
	
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	 can't be arsed going all that way.
	can't be arsed going all that way.
 	Morrison's usually have lamb mince but there's a spice shop round the corner with a good butcher if I'm going there.
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:42,
	
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	 It's ok, I ended up making salmon fish cakes, so i've put tons of dill/egg/potatomash/breadcrumbs/flour... and now they're back in the freezer to stiffen up
	It's ok, I ended up making salmon fish cakes, so i've put tons of dill/egg/potatomash/breadcrumbs/flour... and now they're back in the freezer to stiffen up 
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:42,
	
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	 they sound light and delicate
	they sound light and delicate
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:45,
	
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	 I'm not sure what they're supposed to taste like, never had them before and made it up on the spot.
	I'm not sure what they're supposed to taste like, never had them before and made it up on the spot.
 	I'm hoping for crispy bits.
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:49,
	
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	 snurk snurk...
	snurk snurk...
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:51,
	
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:45,
	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:48,
	
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	 Nice one Showbro
	Nice one Showbro
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:51,
	
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	 Variant number 3! Slow/snow/showbro
	Variant number 3! Slow/snow/showbro
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:52,
	
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	 Just stow it bro, alright?
	Just stow it bro, alright?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 20:17,
	
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	 lol!
	lol! 
 	Like a semi erect penis!!!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:49,
	
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	 I bet you do.
	I bet you do.
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:50,
	
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	 hur hur semi
	hur hur semi
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:50,
	
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	 There's no question mark on THAT statement of fact.
	There's no question mark on THAT statement of fact.
 	Although i'd say you love them rather than like them.
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:51,
	
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	 Soz got distracted by england winning at some rugby
	Soz got distracted by england winning at some rugby
 	inhave now embarked on the hobbit part 2 , I'll see y'all in the spring
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 20:04,
	
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	 Ordered some Chinese food.
	Ordered some Chinese food.
 	Might have a beer.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 20:09,
	
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	 b3ta.com/search/answers?q=%22pear+fact%22
	 
 	b3ta.com/search/answers?q=%22pear+fact%22
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 20:22,
	
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	 I've had Chinese food.
	I've had Chinese food.
 	I have beer and I'm watching Gogglebox.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:15,
	
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	 Google box is shit and full of cunts
	Google box is shit and full of cunts
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:36,
	
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	 How is Steph?
	How is Steph?
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:40,
	
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	 I'm lost here
	I'm lost here
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:44,
	
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	 It was a Gogglebox reference.
	It was a Gogglebox reference.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:48,
	
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	 her husband has a similar dress code to you
	her husband has a similar dress code to you
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:52,
	
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	 No he doesn't.
	No he doesn't.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:53,
	
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	 i meant nakers
	i meant nakers
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:54,
	
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	 You've upset me.
	You've upset me.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:57,
	
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	 oh ffs
	oh ffs
 	both of them wear ridiculously coloured pants
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:59,
	
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	 You wear pants on your head.
	You wear pants on your head.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:16,
	
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	 and comfy and warm they are too
	and comfy and warm they are too
 	wibble
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:25,
	
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	 I've run out of tonic :(
	I've run out of tonic :(
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:18,
	
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	 alright
	alright
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:18,
	
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	 Good.
	Good.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:33,
	
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	 plenty of sails left
	plenty of sails left
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 23:26,
	
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