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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Anyone ever cooked meth with Supermarket ingredients?
Share your tales of budget drugs here.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:13, 131 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
POLYPHEMUS!
Or Geoff.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:15, Reply)
The Dog Phucker?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:17, Reply)
ha!

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:26, Reply)
Ti think the cheapest thing we ever did for drugs was to raid student halls parties.
Just wander in behind a group, then go around the rooms that were unlocked and steal any drugs/booze we found.

Although as youngsters we did try smoking oregano. That was horrid.

Also, I've just handed in my notice, which is nice, and have decided to do very little between now and Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:17, Reply)
Career Victory!

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:26, Reply)
I'm going to go do less of what I'm doing now, for more money, closer to my house.
I cant see a downside, other than it being a hospital. So I might get ebola or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:28, Reply)
*fist bumps*

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:29, Reply)
*washes hands*

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:29, Reply)
YAY! It didn't seem like you were enjoying.
What are you moving on to?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:29, Reply)
Almost ye same thing, but at a hospital.
Don't mind the job, it's just working as a contractor means loads of driving and long hours. Leaving at 6am and getting at 7 is a bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:32, Reply)
He is a mild mannered janitor

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:34, Reply)
THREE CHEERS FOR WINDY PIG

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:30, Reply)
Actually only one, that was excessive

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:30, Reply)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:31, Reply)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:32, Reply)
desperate are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:19, Reply)
I cooked up meth using common cold medication
then made myself look a prick online before claiming TTT
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:19, Reply)
I've just read methgate.
Good old Baggenfock, still an utter wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:25, Reply)
Who is it?
Has it always been baggy frock?
It hates me :)
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:40, Reply)
I dunno, I think proper new person.
I was 2.0 for a bit for calling him shit after an argument about estate agents.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:11, Reply)

I tried to buy 2 packs of pre-meditative flu tablets and a pack of ibuprofen in aldi today and the woman made a big fuss about me only being allowed 2 packets in case I cook meth or something.
Called the supervisor over and everything.
I WAS SHIVERING COS IT WAS COLD OKAY?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:21, Reply)
HA HA JUST KIDDING GUYS
cracker chat just wasn't doing it for me.
And look at all the fun we're now having.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:22, Reply)
How can so many people be wrong at the same time?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:23, Reply)
With B3ta, everything's possible.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:25, Reply)
Even meth from Aldi?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:26, Reply)
Simply having a wonderful Christmas tiiiiime

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:29, Reply)
I've just logged in to Twitter for the first time in about 2 months.
Put some fucking clothes on.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:30, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/posts/me?q=put+a+shirt+on
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:32, Reply)
Yeah, great link mr IT professional
I think it's time you considered a career change, maybe something in AV instead?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:34, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:36, Reply)
LOL

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:41, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2424877
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:32, Reply)
Which one are you?
DM me bbz xx
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:40, Reply)
My surname is a US state.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:48, Reply)
Which is why
after you have been roundly buggered by your missus wearing a strapon she always says "I am not in Kansas anymore"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:53, Reply)
it's spelled Missouri not Misery

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:55, Reply)
Gotcha ;)

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:23, Reply)
What's your fucking problem mate?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:26, Reply)
Calm down love

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:27, Reply)
NO U

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:28, Reply)
No. I wont. And you can't make me.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:29, Reply)
I know, you're too powerful.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:31, Reply)
I'm at my desk laughing out of sheer, hopeless despair.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:27, Reply)
yeah well i still have a headache

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:28, Reply)
You want some headache tablets? I've got 2 packs.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:31, Reply)
UH-OH!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:31, Reply)
2pac RIP 5eva

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:31, Reply)
Its ok mate she has gone home now
ahahahahahahahaahahhaahhahah
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:33, Reply)
having cooked off a vileda supermop I strained it through a henry hoover bag mixed with fairy liquid (original), baked me for the week

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:26, Reply)
bullshit the cashier would never have sold you those things together and would have called a supervisor

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:27, Reply)
IT WAS POLYPHARMACY YOU DONT NOE ANYTHING

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:29, Reply)
Drug wise I want for nothing
I pay about ten times the minimum requirement for them, plus transfers to two trusts for hallucinogens and a saving scheme for cocaine and amphetamines.

Could you afford that?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:27, Reply)
I could afford a (full) day of it.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:29, Reply)
I normally get the older boys to buy mine for me.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:30, Reply)
I did snort an ex housemates anti depressants for the lols when I was a teenager.
I recall they made everything sparkly.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:28, Reply)
strikethrough so it seems like you sniff pants lolol

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:31, Reply)
I can understand why your housemate would be depressed.

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:31, Reply)
^snorted glitter

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:33, Reply)
+ gary

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:35, Reply)
ARRRRRGGGG YOU CANT SNORT HOUSEMATES YOU RETARD

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:33, Reply)
Proper lol

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:35, Reply)
In terms of drugs, I have genuinely accidentally spiked myself three times on three separate occasions.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:36, Reply)
Did you then accidentally rape yourself on a door knob?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:39, Reply)
"accidentally"

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:40, Reply)
"Irregardless"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:41, Reply)
"misunderestimated"

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:44, Reply)
I stole some drugs from Dozers coat pocket
or was it Stunned's? I forget
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:40, Reply)
If it was Rohypnol, probably Dozers'

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:42, Reply)
Doesn't matter, Barry got the blame

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:42, Reply)
5am kitchen floor lols

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:43, Reply)
Well I think we can all agree that considering the tough global economic climate and that was a well balanced and positive autumn budget statement

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:41, Reply)
Do we always have an Autumn one?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:42, Reply)
Your ignorance never fails to surprise me jay

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:44, Reply)
That's a yes then.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:45, Reply)
Do you learn all new things through people taking the piss out of you?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:47, Reply)
Nope. Only on here :)
I didn't really follow Politics until recently
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:49, Reply)
Co you give e me tl:Dr of it?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:43, Reply)
Conservatives are awesome at money stuff and labour are pricks

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:43, Reply)
Alright Nick Robinson

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:44, Reply)
Are you calling me a bald boss eyed telly prick?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:45, Reply)
Seems fair and balanced

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:49, Reply)
brush under the carpet the huge debt Osbourne has run up
while saying how well we have all done
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:55, Reply)
It s smaller debt than labour would have lumped us with

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:11, Reply)
you cannot say that for certain
you can however say for certain that they have borrowed more in 5 years than the previous government had in 13
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:19, Reply)
You can also say for certain that a lot of that borrowing goes to wards servicing the debt left by the previous government and the global recession
neither of which are under the control of the present government. To get to the amount labour would have borrowed take the current numbers and add back in all the money saved curbing the bloated public sector
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:22, Reply)
Yeah but David Cameron eats children while Georgie pleasures himself laughing.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:24, Reply)
Conjecture

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:29, Reply)
The first part isn't

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:34, Reply)
No
but I didn't pull you on that, it was saying that the debt would have been larger under a Labour Gov.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:46, Reply)
Isn't the basics of politics conjecture though? As both parties can't be in power impending it their p
licies at the same time? Labour were against the measures put in place to reduce the deficit, therefore they would have spent that money therefore increasing the deficiet. Simple really.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:53, Reply)
The counter argument would be that
their policies would have increased the tax revenue therefore reducing the debt
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 15:18, Reply)
Why have I got a cunt sprout for an icon?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:44, Reply)
It's the 'gay icon'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:45, Reply)
Walks/talks like duck

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:45, Reply)
It's a duck?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:45, Reply)
Loads of people look up to McBeef.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:46, Reply)
Frog, cranners, dozer
Stunned, possibly others, don't.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:47, Reply)
He was quite tall as I remember

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:48, Reply)
were you passed out on the floor?

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:00, Reply)
A giant of a man.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:13, Reply)
+ cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:14, Reply)
I haven't been sleeping well recently, does aynone know where I can get some propofol and emla cream (don't like needles) ?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:08, Reply)
You need a horlicks
or a lick from a whore either will work
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:09, Reply)
Get a non-drop tree

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:10, Reply)
just can't get enough sweet, sweet jenkem

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:16, Reply)
Ok bored now. Can someone have another bloo bloo meltdown with extra cheese please?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:27, Reply)

Say something obviously flippant that dr corduroy can take literally and spaz out about over 50,999 frothy posts in one afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:32, Reply)
where do you stand on the new stamp duty thresholds jaysums?

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:35, Reply)
TOP DOLLAR

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:38, Reply)
yes that's right, they're clearly designed to appease the electorate with a tax aimed specifically at hard working londoners

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:40, Reply)
They've fixed a stupid tax system - should have been done ages ago.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:42, Reply)
If that was the case the rates should have been set commensurate with their 90's equivalent, not being all encompassing as they are now, you stupid cunt

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:47, Reply)
*throws popcorn*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:54, Reply)
I like the ones they bring out for Christmas.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:50, Reply)
It's going to save me some money, which is nice.
It's hardly surprising that they've announced this on the run up to the next general election, they always throw some coins to the plebs a few months beforehand; doesn't mean I'm going to vote for the pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:54, Reply)
But it is also going to inflate the market above the thresholds.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 15:04, Reply)
That's probably the point.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 15:09, Reply)
Isn't that bad for you?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 15:11, Reply)
Not particularly, no.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 15:15, Reply)
bonza

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 15:21, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:35, Reply)
another blinder
I like geeky gifs
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:50, Reply)

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