I know right? I passed through market street on Saturday and it was horrible.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:51, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

be a lot more horrible with no shops at all
shudder

i made the mistake of leaving lovely non-touristy secrety pretty shepherds market for regent street. it was FULL of 25 year olds wearing santa costumes, which seems to be this year's christmas jumper. obnoxious twats screeching and drinking in the street.

although i may have been biased by my inability to consume alcohol.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:56, Reply)

nah ive seen loads of "hilarious" students out in horrible christmas jumpers.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:01, Reply)

It's scientific fact that wearing a Christmas jumper makes you at least 48% more lollier and wackier than non-Christmas jumper-wearers.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:06, Reply)

I have already been called a miserable cunt
due to refusing to wear one.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:07, Reply)

I'm not anti-fun - Mrs Vagabond is very partial to a Christmas jumper, but that's at home.
Wearing it to work makes you lolwaki and thus Colin.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:09, Reply)

it's very uncomfortable wearing a comedy tie on the outside of a comedy jumper

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:14, Reply)

I worked an end of term party over the weekend.
There were a lot of girls dressed in a really slutty fashion, snow machines and contact jugglers. I do love my job at times.
( Muns, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:09, Reply)

Is contact juggling where you do that joke about having your tits 'weighed'?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:12, Reply)

It's more like rearranging your testicles
because the pants are too tight on your Goblin King costume.
( Muns, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:16, Reply)

Sexy as fuck.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:24, Reply)

Get rid of the high street.
Pointless and shit. Online for the win.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:03, Reply)

it's way better since all the crap shops went bust because of online competition
now it's just bars and cafés and twee galleries and shit

Who wants woolies and bhs when you can sip cocktails and buy pictures?
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:13, Reply)

This.
My ideal future high street is formed of bars, cafe's and other places for social interaction. JJB Sports and Waterstones can get to fuck. I hope they all go online or under.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:16, Reply)

I don't mind bookshops with a café.

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:26, Reply)

^ bearded wannabe hipster cunt

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:29, Reply)

I was shopping for vinyl while sipping a flat white on Saturday.

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:33, Reply)

What difference would it make to you, playing computer games in your pants behind drawn curtains?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:28, Reply)

Shops just offend me.
They're like floppy discs. Pointless and obsolete. Get rid.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:30, Reply)

and CDs and DVDs
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:31, Reply)

^^^^

( Kroney, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:36, Reply)

You forgot bookmakers.
There's always endless fucking clusters of bookmakers.
( Muns, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:18, Reply)

it's the only source of little stubby pencils now that Argos is gone

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:25, Reply)

Get down to Screwfix and fill your pockets

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:28, Reply)

What kind of self-hating deviant would want to go to a bookies these days?
What with internet and stuff.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:27, Reply)

see those tragic old bastards huddled outside Paddy Power sucking on roll ups with their frayed fingerless gloves?
that's your dad, that is
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:30, Reply)

depends where you live dunnit
some places will thrive. most towns will end up with rather sad looking streets. cafes and pubs are also disappearing overnight, they get mullered by the supermarket and people staying in rather than going out.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:40, Reply)

serves people right for being miserable cunts in shit towns

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:43, Reply)

well, taking away employment in the area will be a great way to help them kill themselves, i guess

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:44, Reply)

unemployed people are the only ones keeping a lot of pubs ticking over during the day

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:48, Reply)