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I've got an early finish incentive of 20 claims passed.
what do you have today?
alt. If you could go back in time, where would you go and what would you do, knowing your actions could change the future (cue racism and homophobia lols)
altalt. best stuffing
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:28, 178 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
so we're not calling them sales anymore?
Also, daily target incentives are for bar staff and children.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:31, Reply)
+ and gay PPI callcentre workers

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:32, Reply)
I changed it so you wouldn't be a mard arse about it.
and here we are.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:37, Reply)
well if you can't even stand by your previous statements, howe am I ever going to trust and respect you?
What does this do for our relationship?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:39, Reply)
You don't love or respect me?
Seems pretty perfect to me.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:40, Reply)
you'll miss me when I'm gone.

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:46, Reply)
I miss you now bbz

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:47, Reply)
Ennui.

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:32, Reply)
i'm glad you aren't pretending not to be involved with ppi claims anymore

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:34, Reply)
A serious dose of CBA

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:34, Reply)
I know that feeling.

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:35, Reply)
I have done close to nothing today
I almost feel ashamed
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:35, Reply)
i haven't passed any claims yet

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:38, Reply)
neither has jay$umz

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:39, Reply)
dats cos i don't do the phones, dear.

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:39, Reply)
oh man, the unending glamour of a manchester ppi claims call centre

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:43, Reply)
It's because of you we'll be here til 8!

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:39, Reply)
shit off, i go to the pub at 4

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:41, Reply)
same.
My first job turned out to already have been completed. But for some reason that took the office an hour to figure out and agree to let me leave site. Second job I've finished, but I don't want to call for more work yet.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:40, Reply)
That's the spirit!

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:38, Reply)
wot's all dis about Placid, the Co Op, and a recorded conversation?

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:36, Reply)
It's all here m8:
b3ta.com/search/answers
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:36, Reply)
lol

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:37, Reply)
shut up. idiot.

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:40, Reply)
angry ginger wanker

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:41, Reply)
altalt: Not cock. Sorry.

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:40, Reply)
Alt: I'd take back those words that hurt you and you'd stay

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:44, Reply)
You'd look smashing in a fishnet all in one, straddling a sailors cannon.

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:50, Reply)
disgusting

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:55, Reply)
I bet you've straddled a few sailors cannons.

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:55, Reply)
Sailors, no.
Policemen, Air stewards, army dudes and twins, yes.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:00, Reply)
Uniform fetish?

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:04, Reply)
Dressing up day at the down syndrome home

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:09, Reply)
hahahahahahaa

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:10, Reply)
Nope. It's not like I ask occupation before shagging.
Oh! And a couple of male nurses.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:10, Reply)
No doubt the dirtiest of the lot, if their female counterparts are anything to go by

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:15, Reply)
See also: Coppers

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:17, Reply)
I think I mentioned before I knew a girl who was nicknamed cockpocket.
She's a constable.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:20, Reply)
Did you suggest waxing?

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:21, Reply)
cunt stubble more like ahahahahahah

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:21, Reply)
Was she shaken and stirred often?

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:23, Reply)
now male nurses I disagree with, even if they are chutneys.

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:16, Reply)
With fascinating vocations such those
Imagine how disappointed they must be to find out they've just fucked a PPI callcentre worker.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:50, Reply)
14 pc bucket. 10 wings. 4 chips and 4 sides. Done.

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:51, Reply)
Hope you got a diet coke to go with it.
Don't want to over do it now, do you.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:00, Reply)
full sugar dr pepper ftw

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:01, Reply)
I just polished off a bottle of that

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:09, Reply)
calm down, farage.

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:10, Reply)
it's not supplied in bottles, billy bullshit

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:14, Reply)
you're a hero

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:18, Reply)
Sub thread:
Who do you rate in the world of stand up comedy?
I need some netflix ideas.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:15, Reply)
Tim Vine, Gina Yashere, Roy Chubby Brown.

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:17, Reply)
I know this is sarcasm but yak.

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:39, Reply)
Mitch Hedberg

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:17, Reply)
any of the gay ones who talk about willies and that

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:19, Reply)
I'm hearing a lot about Russell Brand these days

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:21, Reply)
the only funny thing about him is his politics!
Amrite!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:22, Reply)
i'm just glad he's around to tell us that drugs abusesers are suffering from an illness, because drugs abuses is an disease now apparantly

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:26, Reply)
Meh billy bragg is less annoying as a 'professional socialist'
his guitarwork's better as well.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:32, Reply)
I luuuuuuurve me some Rusty

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:39, Reply)
Marcus Brigstoke
Eddie Murphy Raw
Richard Pryor (as suggested by beefers)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:24, Reply)
Seeing funny Eddie Murphy just makes me sad about what he's become.

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:33, Reply)
Hes fucked at least one more spice girl than you mate. Yeah.

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:38, Reply)
How do you know how many spice girls I haven't fucked?

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:46, Reply)
I imagine that when you have sex
Mace is usually involved.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:52, Reply)
Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you love?

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:53, Reply)
Bill Cosby

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:40, Reply)
Ray Pissed

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:02, Reply)
Peter File

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:17, Reply)
8 to go!!!!

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:00, Reply)
I think a new thread is needed.

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:02, Reply)
Get to it

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:06, Reply)
No.

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:07, Reply)
NEW SPORTSTHEAD

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:24, Reply)
Oh boy
I am so excited I bet its a really happy cheerful thread and in no way a middle aged man moaning
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:29, Reply)

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