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	 I've got an early finish incentive of 20 claims passed.
	I've got an early finish incentive of 20 claims passed.
 	what do you have today?
alt. If you could go back in time, where would you go and what would you do, knowing your actions could change the future (cue racism and homophobia lols)
altalt. best stuffing
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:28,
	
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	 so we're not calling them sales anymore?
	so we're not calling them sales anymore? 
 	Also,  daily target incentives are for bar staff and children.
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:31,
	
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	 + and gay PPI callcentre workers
	+ and gay PPI callcentre workers
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:32,
	
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	 I changed it so you wouldn't be a mard arse about it.
	I changed it so you wouldn't be a mard arse about it.
 	and here we are.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:37,
	
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	 well if you can't even stand by your previous statements, howe am I ever going to trust and respect you?
	well if you can't even stand by your previous statements, howe am I ever going to trust and respect you? 
 	What does this do for our relationship?
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:39,
	
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	 You don't love or respect me?
	You don't love or respect me?
 	Seems pretty perfect to me.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:40,
	
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	 you'll miss me when I'm gone.
	you'll miss me when I'm gone.
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:46,
	
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	 I miss you now bbz
	I miss you now bbz
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:47,
	
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	 Ennui.
	Ennui.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:32,
	
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	 i'm glad you aren't pretending not to be involved with ppi claims anymore
	i'm glad you aren't pretending not to be involved with ppi claims anymore
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:34,
	
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	 A serious dose of CBA
	A serious dose of CBA
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:34,
	
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	 I know that feeling.
	I know that feeling. 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:35,
	
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	 I have done close to nothing today
	I have done close to nothing today
 	I almost feel ashamed
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:35,
	
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	 i haven't passed any claims yet
	i haven't passed any claims yet
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:38,
	
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	 neither has jay$umz
	neither has jay$umz
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:39,
	
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	 dats cos i don't do the phones, dear.
	dats cos i don't do the phones, dear.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:39,
	
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	 oh man, the unending glamour of a manchester ppi claims call centre
	oh man, the unending glamour of a manchester ppi claims call centre
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:43,
	
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	 It's because of you we'll be here til 8!
	It's because of you we'll be here til 8!
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:39,
	
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	 shit off, i go to the pub at 4
	shit off, i go to the pub at 4
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:41,
	
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	 same.
	same.
 	My first job turned out to already have been completed. But for some reason that took the office an hour to figure out and agree to let me leave site. Second job I've finished, but I don't want to call for more work yet.
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:40,
	
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	 That's the spirit!
	That's the spirit!
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:38,
	
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	 wot's all dis about Placid, the Co Op, and a recorded conversation?
	wot's all dis about Placid, the Co Op, and a recorded conversation?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:36,
	
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	 It's all here m8:
 	b3ta.com/search/answers
	It's all here m8:
 	b3ta.com/search/answers
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:36,
	
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	 lol
	lol
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:37,
	
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	 shut up. idiot.
	shut up. idiot.
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:40,
	
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	 angry ginger wanker
	angry ginger wanker
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:41,
	
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	 altalt: Not cock. Sorry.
	altalt: Not cock. Sorry.
 	
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 Muns
 Muns, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:40,
	
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	 Alt: I'd take back those words that hurt you and you'd stay
	Alt: I'd take back those words that hurt you and you'd stay
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:44,
	
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	 You'd look smashing in a fishnet all in one, straddling a sailors cannon.
	You'd look smashing in a fishnet all in one, straddling a sailors cannon.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:50,
	
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	 disgusting
	disgusting
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:55,
	
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	 I bet you've straddled a few sailors cannons.
	I bet you've straddled a few sailors cannons.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:55,
	
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	 Sailors, no.
	Sailors, no.
 	Policemen, Air stewards, army dudes and twins, yes.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:00,
	
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	 Uniform fetish?
	Uniform fetish?
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:04,
	
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	 Dressing up day at the down syndrome home
	Dressing up day at the down syndrome home
 	
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Mr Udagawa, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:09,
	
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	 hahahahahahaa
	hahahahahahaa
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:10,
	
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	 Nope. It's not like I ask occupation before shagging.
	Nope. It's not like I ask occupation before shagging.
 	Oh! And a couple of male nurses.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:10,
	
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	 No doubt the dirtiest of the lot, if their female counterparts are anything to go by
	No doubt the dirtiest of the lot, if their female counterparts are anything to go by
 	
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	 See also: Coppers
	See also: Coppers
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:17,
	
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	 I think I mentioned before I knew a girl who was nicknamed cockpocket.
	I think I mentioned before I knew a girl who was nicknamed cockpocket.
 	She's a constable.
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:20,
	
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	 Did you suggest waxing?
	Did you suggest waxing?
 	
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	 cunt stubble more like ahahahahahah
	cunt stubble more like ahahahahahah
 	
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	 Was she shaken and stirred often?
	Was she shaken and stirred often?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:23,
	
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	 now male nurses I disagree with, even if they are chutneys.
	now male nurses I disagree with, even if they are chutneys.
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:16,
	
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	 With fascinating vocations such those
	With fascinating vocations such those
 	Imagine how disappointed they must be to find out they've just fucked a PPI callcentre worker.
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	 14 pc bucket.  10 wings.  4 chips and 4 sides.  Done.
	14 pc bucket.  10 wings.  4 chips and 4 sides.  Done.  
 	
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	 Hope you got a diet coke to go with it.
	Hope you got a diet coke to go with it.
 	Don't want to over do it now, do you.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:00,
	
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	 full sugar dr pepper ftw
	full sugar dr pepper ftw
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:01,
	
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	 I just polished off a bottle of that
	I just polished off a bottle of that
 	
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	 calm down, farage.
	calm down, farage.  
 	
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	 it's not supplied in bottles, billy bullshit
	it's not supplied in bottles, billy bullshit
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:14,
	
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	 you're a hero
	you're a hero
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:18,
	
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	 Sub thread:
	Sub thread:
 	Who do you rate in the world of stand up comedy?
I need some netflix ideas.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:15,
	
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	 Tim Vine, Gina Yashere, Roy Chubby Brown.
	Tim Vine, Gina Yashere, Roy Chubby Brown.
 	
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	 I know this is sarcasm but yak.
	I know this is sarcasm but yak.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:39,
	
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	 Mitch Hedberg
	Mitch Hedberg
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:17,
	
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	 any of the gay ones who talk about willies and that
	any of the gay ones who talk about willies and that
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:19,
	
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	 I'm hearing a lot about Russell Brand these days
	I'm hearing a lot about Russell Brand these days
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
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	 the only funny thing about him is his politics!
	the only funny thing about him is his politics!
 	Amrite!
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:22,
	
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	 i'm just glad he's around to tell us that drugs abusesers are suffering from an illness, because drugs abuses is an disease now apparantly
	i'm just glad he's around to tell us that drugs abusesers are suffering from an illness, because drugs abuses is an disease now apparantly
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:26,
	
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	 Meh billy bragg is less annoying as a 'professional socialist'
	Meh billy bragg is less annoying as a 'professional socialist'
 	his guitarwork's better as well.
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 Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:32,
	
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	 I luuuuuuurve me some Rusty
	I luuuuuuurve me some Rusty
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:39,
	
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	 Marcus Brigstoke
	Marcus Brigstoke 
 	Eddie Murphy Raw
Richard Pryor (as suggested by beefers)
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	 Seeing funny Eddie Murphy just makes me sad about what he's become.
	Seeing funny Eddie Murphy just makes me sad about what he's become.
 	
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:33,
	
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	 Hes fucked at least one more spice girl than you mate. Yeah.
	Hes fucked at least one more spice girl than you mate. Yeah. 
 	
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	 How do you know how many spice girls I haven't fucked?
	How do you know how many spice girls I haven't fucked?
 	
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:46,
	
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	 I imagine that when you have sex
	I imagine that when you have sex
 	Mace is usually involved.
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 Muns, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:52,
	
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	 Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you love?
	Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you love? 
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:53,
	
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	 Bill Cosby
	Bill Cosby
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:40,
	
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	 Ray Pissed
	Ray Pissed
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:02,
	
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	 Peter File
	Peter File
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:17,
	
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	 8 to go!!!!
	8 to go!!!!
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:00,
	
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	 I think a new thread is needed.
	I think a new thread is needed. 
 	
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 Muns, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:02,
	
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	 Get to it
	Get to it
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:06,
	
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	 No.
	No. 
 	
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 Muns
 Muns, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:07,
	
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	 NEW SPORTSTHEAD
	NEW SPORTSTHEAD
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:24,
	
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	 Oh boy
	Oh boy
 	I am so excited I bet its a really happy cheerful thread and in no way a middle aged man moaning
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