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Generic evening thread, enjoy

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:23, 190 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Delete this please

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:23, Reply)
I'm not gonna bother posting in the Internet policemans threads anymore because I am upset.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:25, Reply)
Shambollocks just deletes anyway
mutton chop bumbag prick.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:36, Reply)
only when it's funny

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:37, Reply)
Deletion is for heros

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:39, Reply)
it's a power to be wielded irresponsibly

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:44, Reply)
You mean when the threads are funny.
Through no effort of your own.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:42, Reply)
effort? hahaha fuck

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:43, Reply)
Got your bonus yet meaty?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:34, Reply)
no but I know what I'm getting so that's close enough until tomorrow
Alright apers?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:46, Reply)
Long day meaty, long day
you? Does it get quiet over Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:56, Reply)
Yeah everything will shut down next week bar emergency work, im still there up to and including xmas eve though. bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 20:06, Reply)
We're only shut on xmas day itself.
However, I've managed to wangle three days off in total next week, so yay.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Dec 2014, 20:11, Reply)
I'm doing 10-2 xmas eve then off until the 2nd, could be worse I suppose

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 20:15, Reply)
Yeah, you could be on the beach with what's-her-name

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Dec 2014, 20:18, Reply)
I'm not jealous, I'm heading to folkestone for xmas

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 20:19, Reply)
Christ, you know how to live it up.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Dec 2014, 20:28, Reply)
like that's even a real place

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 20:31, Reply)
2 more days for me!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 20:15, Reply)
Bunch of benders.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:45, Reply)
NO U R

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:47, Reply)
we're better than you deserve

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:58, Reply)
And with that the board was dead for the day. Good night.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:53, Reply)
Oh. Right.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:54, Reply)
Must have smelt your glans coming

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:57, Reply)
he certainly wouldn't have seen it

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:58, Reply)
oh we're alright now you're here

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 20:05, Reply)
Innit.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Dec 2014, 20:06, Reply)
It's all going to be alright now

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 20:16, Reply)
What is this, a circle wank?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Dec 2014, 20:17, Reply)
I can't speak for anyone else, but I'm wanking

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 20:19, Reply)
Yeah go on then

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 20:19, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 20:33, Reply)
What the hell are you lot still doing up
ON A SCHOOL NIGHT?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:12, Reply)
Oh, look who's come crawling back!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:16, Reply)
Quick lonely curry for one and then back home to the bedsit in time for Grand Designs and a tearful wank

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:20, Reply)
Wait, what............I don't bother with "Grand Designs" anymore

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:26, Reply)
It ain't a school night I'm on holiday ain't I

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:17, Reply)
You should mention this to Monty

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:27, Reply)
im off work so ner

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:17, Reply)
I hear that your work place productivity has gone up 25% DUE TO THIS

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:28, Reply)
definitely
the chicks no longer have me to stare at thus wasting time
/dozer
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:31, Reply)
Digs it

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:32, Reply)
I don't go to school anymore, I'm in my mid thirties for goodness sake you senile old goat.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:19, Reply)
You just hang out near the gates now?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:29, Reply)
Several of the regulars on here are always 'up' any time school is mentioned

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:20, Reply)
What I'm saying is, they have erections because they are paedophiles

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:21, Reply)
when japanese men have erections they get a new government

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:22, Reply)
Lacist

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:24, Reply)
solly

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:25, Reply)
I'd imagine that japanese men have erections all the time because they are all paedophiles too

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:25, Reply)
If their cartoons are anything to go by,
you could be right.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:26, Reply)
dont they have vending machines with schoolgirls used knickers in or summat too?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:27, Reply)
I quite often get erections does this mean I'm a paedophile?

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:27, Reply)
Almost certainly.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:29, Reply)
Shit, someone had better warn my kids

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:30, Reply)
depends where and when
during antiques roadshow, no.

outside primary school.....sorry to be the bearer, etc
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:29, Reply)
I heard he'd love to be the bearer
IYKWIMAITYDKWIM
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:30, Reply)
I'm really not sure if I could be arsed to work this out

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:32, Reply)
I know the T is for turban, not sure about the rest

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 22:08, Reply)
I feel sad because sometimes it seems everyone is a paedo but me and I'm left out the cool gang yet again

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:30, Reply)
You and me both, Frog.
*gerontophile fives*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:31, Reply)
Typical, I though older women were 'in' and now it's all about kids. I'm getting too old for all these new trends.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:33, Reply)
Olding back the years

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:33, Reply)

y
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:34, Reply)
I came to it quite late, but I read up on it so I could pretend I knew more than I did
Dozer reckons he's been doing it since school when everyone else was still into pogs and Monty used to hang out with some of London's most celebrated nonces during his 90s heyday
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:37, Reply)
ive asked for a few books on it for Xmas, it's certainly something that interests me.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:41, Reply)
Having kids of your own is the easiest way in as you don't have to go through the bother of grooming or snatching them

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:49, Reply)
but then you have to do sexings with actual adult women which seems a bit ironic if that's what irony means now, I don't keep up to date with these things any more

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:52, Reply)
Best check with Dozer

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:55, Reply)
I'll probably just leave it

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:56, Reply)
Don't worry you as a Vegetarian
probably wouldn't have the energy to nonce up kids
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:42, Reply)
Late to the party but, Bobby telling the 'Turd' story
Was one of the greatest anecdotes ever.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:42, Reply)
I liked it when Al just kicked off your wing mirrors

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:44, Reply)
I'm watching darts.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:46, Reply)
This is classified as a sport?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:47, Reply)
Yes.
Yes it is.

Ask Stunned, he came along last year.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:49, Reply)

along twice
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:50, Reply)

along and pissed in the corner
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:51, Reply)
BUM POO FART WILLY WILLY POO BUMS

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:52, Reply)
sick filth

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:53, Reply)
Alright MEATSNAKE poster off the Internet.
How is the Internet tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:54, Reply)
the Internet is providing some smirking and grimacing whilst i potter about tidying up because the cleaner comes tomorrow and I don't want to look like an animal

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:55, Reply)
I had to clean my van as I'm returning it tomorrow.
Load of old wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:56, Reply)
Just dispose of the tissues as you go, what were you saving them for?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:58, Reply)
You never know.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:58, Reply)
No wonder they sacked you

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 22:00, Reply)
:((((

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 18 Dec 2014, 22:01, Reply)
Yeah get back to games workshop where you gothic nerds belong

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 22:02, Reply)
*obvious joke about wanking in the back of your van*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:58, Reply)
YES IVE DONE THAT THANK YOU BETH

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:59, Reply)
Eh?
Speak up, dear!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:59, Reply)
This is jam hot.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:54, Reply)
KILFing in the name of

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 22:02, Reply)
...and then jaysum went home

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:55, Reply)
Wee Pee they are picking on me
Kill em all please
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:56, Reply)
It's your own fault.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:58, Reply)
>:(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:58, Reply)
Alright.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 18 Dec 2014, 22:02, Reply)
Think I might go to bed and watch
An episode of Dempsey and Makepeace.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 22:09, Reply)
Damp space Moarlike

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 22:11, Reply)
^selling point of the bedsit

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 22:12, Reply)
Like I even own it?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 22:13, Reply)
Your own bedsitting room? Cool!

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 22:16, Reply)
^shit pants

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 22:20, Reply)

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