I have shoe woes
My sole is coming away on my trainers
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:44, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

sounds like cobblers

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:49, Reply)

Sounds like a job for SuperGlueMan

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:50, Reply)

he's got a face like a cobblers thumb

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:50, Reply)

like a burglars dog

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:51, Reply)

dahn sarf, we say robbers dog.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:55, Reply)

I think my favourite one is a zookeeper's boot

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:58, Reply)

Boxer chewing a bag of wasps

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 16:10, Reply)

A bulldog licking piss off a thistle

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 16:11, Reply)

trainer chat

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:49, Reply)

which ones are they

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:50, Reply)

what you gonna get

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:50, Reply)

why have you only got one pair

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:50, Reply)

whats wrong with you

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:50, Reply)

I only have two feet, hence I only need one pair at a time
/bullyingofstunned
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:51, Reply)

I've lost my left sock
I only fucking had it an hour ago. I've probably eaten it in a fucking Alzheimer's moment
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 16:10, Reply)

How the fuck can you lose a sock?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 16:11, Reply)

I DON'T FUCKING KNOW
I can't even blame the wife and kids cos they're not here. If I find it tucked into the arse of my pants or something I'm putting myself in a home.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 16:15, Reply)

I'm probably fucking wearing it or something.

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 16:15, Reply)

it's OK it's on the bed somebody obviously sneaked in and moved it

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 16:16, Reply)

Just take the other one off and throw it away and no one need ever know

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 16:15, Reply)

I'm not wearing them.
I'm losing my marbles but not quite that fast.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 16:17, Reply)

officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 16:16, Reply)

Gotta catch em all

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:50, Reply)

I have a puncture

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:50, Reply)

punct midge
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:51, Reply)

This means nothing to me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:51, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:52, Reply)

officelol

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:54, Reply)

hahahaha

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:56, Reply)

but it brought tears to your eyes

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:53, Reply)

no sex for you then

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:51, Reply)

I know
I'm married
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:52, Reply)

Oi

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:53, Reply)

#terriblebullyingofhh

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:54, Reply)

I've been bullied enough for one day

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:56, Reply)

UNPOSSIBLE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:58, Reply)

We'll be the ones to decide that.

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 16:01, Reply)

YEAH BITCH!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 16:02, Reply)