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Let's all be lovely to one another.
Alt: what's the loveliest thing right now?
(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 18:41, 130 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
stuj, obv

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 18:44, Reply)
he really is VERY lovely

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 18:52, Reply)
I've always secretly admired your gigantofannybag, particularly it's mobile storage capability and hope to one day, when I'm middle aged, have one of my very own.

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 18:51, Reply)
they're about a tenner from a hiking shop
maybe when you get your next McDonalds star you can treat yourself
(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 18:53, Reply)
Why would mcdonalds give me a star? Are you stupid?

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 18:59, Reply)
I dunno ... maybe you mopped the floor without breaking something
or greeted a female customer without pissing your uniform
(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:04, Reply)
yeah hahaha

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:06, Reply)
you're right
that second one was a bit far fetched
(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:07, Reply)
it seems unlikely that mcdonalds would employ a persistently incontinent member of staff simply from a food hygiene / infection control stance. Come on Russell Group even you can do better than this

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:10, Reply)
I don't think either of you are being particularly lovely here

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:14, Reply)
Actually he started it after I complimented his gigantofannybag

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:16, Reply)
they're about a tenner from a hiking shop
I can give you the money if you're not confident of ever earning it
(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:21, Reply)
Gee tell me more of your fabulous wealth, no doubt acquired when you're not constantly posting stuff on the internet all day long

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:31, Reply)
alright, swipe

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:33, Reply)
its weird I'll admit, more than one person noticing your daily wall of posts about everything, to everyone

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:35, Reply)
what is the acceptable posting frequency these days?

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:39, Reply)
i guess after a decade of posting all day every day the facade of dr shambolics hugely successful life begins to slide

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:41, Reply)
prolly a lot less for people who type with a dobber or slave 12 hours in a tedious office job
it's no wonder they can't even be happy in a LOVELY thread
(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:46, Reply)
^tearful

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:53, Reply)
The angel faces of little children

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 18:57, Reply)
trapped in your basement

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 18:59, Reply)
this would be funnier if you weren't actually sexually aroused by infants

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:01, Reply)
My mood.
I am always quite jovial mind.

YES AS FAT PEOPLE ARE LOL
(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:00, Reply)
I do like a jolly fat chap.
Well played.
(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:02, Reply)
the stroopwaffel I'm eating

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:01, Reply)
I do like a jolly fat chap.

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:03, Reply)
Mutton chop sideburns arouse me

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:04, Reply)
you should ask swipe to show you the picture of me she carries in her pencil case

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:06, Reply)
*BLUEWAFFLE

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:14, Reply)
I've alway secretly admired your embarrassing comedy t-shirts and stupid mutton chops and goatee beard combination and your inability to shut up

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:01, Reply)
Your crush is entirely understandable, internet stranger

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:03, Reply)
shut up stupid

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:04, Reply)
ok

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:08, Reply)
why has everyone seen the photo of him except me?

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:05, Reply)
because you're too stupid to search the b3ta bash photo pool

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:06, Reply)
just who is this 'sylvia garassino'???

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:11, Reply)
boudicca?
The only person on here so mental that the Admins banned an entire country
(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:13, Reply)
oh christ

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:15, Reply)
what are you on about?

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:13, Reply)
I can't even work out which upset regular it is
I thought it must be baggyfrock but he's currently pretending to be dozer
(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:15, Reply)
probably baldmonkey

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:16, Reply)
I should have killed him in that knife fight

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:18, Reply)
hth xxxx
www.flickr.com/search/groups/?q=shambolic&w=77617660%40N00&m=pool
(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:16, Reply)
I had no idea that existed.
Who's the chubby 10 year old in the 3rd photo?
(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:17, Reply)
that's old woman river

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:23, Reply)
blue something
he was a nice bloke so far as I remember ... even though he looks like a cheap panto Augustus Gloop
(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:25, Reply)
fuck ... me, Fenris and Mr Tea in one photo
I genuinely didn't know that anything as sexy as that existed.
(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:19, Reply)
Jesus H Christ
This is the very reason I have so far not gone to any b4sh
(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 20:43, Reply)
because you're not an insecure internet tragedy

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:08, Reply)
^ obv the one dr s DIDN'T 'friend' on 'facebook'
:(((
(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:08, Reply)
:((((

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:15, Reply)
I think the only occasional OTer I have on FB is the lovely gonz

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:16, Reply)
then we have a mutual Facebook friend.
Which basically makes us lovers.
(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:19, Reply)
everybody should be gonz's internet friend
He's the best one there.
(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:19, Reply)
somehow I was his xbox live chum a few years back, dunno how that came about

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:23, Reply)
don't be a cunt.
Alt: certainly not you, you old cunt.
(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:04, Reply)
you totes love me

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:08, Reply)
totes don't.

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:15, Reply)
lalalala not listening you love me lalala

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:21, Reply)
I'm eating onion ring crisps
and the onion flavouring is melting from the crisps onto my fingers like the gentle dusting of snow borne onto the upper slopes of Mount Fuji by the healing breath of the Dragon of Spring, causing a thousand hearts to set down the millstone of their toil and dream of Buddha's enigmatic smile for the time it takes for a cherry blossom to fall from the tree onto the nascent grass.
(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:08, Reply)
this is like POETRY or sutin

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:09, Reply)
Onion rings inspire me.
Each one is like the fresh and well-seasoned anus of a Disney princess.
(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:11, Reply)
wonder if the little mermaid did normal human shits or whether it came out all stringy like goldfish shit

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:15, Reply)
don't think too hard about it.

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:15, Reply)
or, 'don't get too hard thinking about it'

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:21, Reply)
I'm pretty sure we can find some erotic fanfic that will tell us

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:15, Reply)
Either way, she's the undisputed champion at doing sneaky guffs in the bath.

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:17, Reply)
Well this *is* nice.
Alt: When everyone is lovely to one another on the internet.
(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:15, Reply)
we should do this more often
like the third Thursday of every month or something
(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:17, Reply)
Why that would be delightful

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:22, Reply)
you are an incredible human being and I'm glad to know you.

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:18, Reply)
u no I luv u babes xxx

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:23, Reply)
there's some nasty people on tonight.

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:27, Reply)
if we had proper moderators they'd all be banned

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:29, Reply)
what are you doing in my lovely sub thread with tangles?

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:30, Reply)
I'm hoping one of you gets confused in the heat of the moment and accidentally touches my intimates

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:32, Reply)
Lovely bommyknocker

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:35, Reply)
Your propensity to constantly boast about your quite mediocre and dull life on an internet forum
despite having achieved nothing of significance in your life is quite something. Good on you.
(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:18, Reply)
THANKS!

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:20, Reply)
Your propensity to constantly boast about your quite mediocre and dull clothes and whiskey on an internet forum
despite having achieved nothing of significance in your life is quite something. Good on you.
(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:20, Reply)
+you jumped up, dictionary bashing mid-life skater prick

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:22, Reply)
that's baggyfrock
him and dozer have swapped identities as some sort of pre marital ritual or sutin
(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:22, Reply)
I'm starting to suspect that dozer created baggsy just so he could have someone who cared enough to argue with him online

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:26, Reply)
no I didn't

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:27, Reply)
ha!

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:28, Reply)
It's true

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:28, Reply)
no it isn't

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:29, Reply)
what counts as 'something of significance' then?

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:25, Reply)
I dunno, ask dozer.

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:26, Reply)
askin you eh pal

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:28, Reply)
not something I've put too much thought in to.

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:30, Reply)
I can tell.

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:30, Reply)
well, it's not really a question with a straightforward answer.
But, if you pressed me, I'd say something significant in the context that dozer used it is either something philanthropic or a high flying career.
(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:32, Reply)
philanthropy is for losers

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:34, Reply)
cool

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:36, Reply)
only the poor like philanthropy, it gives them a gleam of hope in an otherwise bleak and suffering life

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:38, Reply)
Excellent.

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:39, Reply)
I thought it was to assuage rich guilt

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:41, Reply)
an erection at my age
amirite?
(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:26, Reply)
also, 'whisky'

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:27, Reply)
sure.

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:28, Reply)
no whiskey spelling correction chat

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:54, Reply)
being a mobile fone engineer is VERY significant actually m8

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:22, Reply)
did you create this sockpuppet specifically to be upset about me?
or did you have it lying around from the last time you were upset on the internet?
(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:23, Reply)
ha ha ha yeah upset good one mr internet

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:27, Reply)
it was a pity mr internet had to cancel his new years bash
I was well gutted
(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:30, Reply)
I know right? I could have avoided the hassle of getting drunk with people I like.

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:31, Reply)
sorry i had to potty train my part time daughter

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:32, Reply)
the loveliest thing is sniffing the runny muck coming out of my infected ear. smells all awesome and wrong.
Strike through, go on I left it all there for you.
(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 20:31, Reply)
I think everyone is being far to lovely to do that to you

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 20:40, Reply)
all lovely again

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 20:58, Reply)
Lovely deletion

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 21:00, Reply)
That was my best strike through EVAH
Will the bullying never cease?
(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 21:04, Reply)
:((

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 21:08, Reply)
and triple sad, a distant chum has died of the cancer gone in 6 weeks.

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 21:12, Reply)
harters is such an insensitive prick

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 21:13, Reply)
tbf, I just found out but still

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 21:15, Reply)
I didn't even bother trying to decipher it, soz

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 21:12, Reply)
think it spelt out "I will kill again'

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 21:14, Reply)

sniffing the runny muck coming out of my infected ear. smells all awesome and wrong.
Strike through, go on I left it all there for you.
board regular and all round swell gay, d.r. and quinch
(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 20:42, Reply)
*blush*

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 20:44, Reply)
clicking this

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 20:46, Reply)
leaving a dozer thread totally devoid of replies

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 21:18, Reply)
lovely

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 21:19, Reply)
What's your fucking problem mate?
I've been nothing but polite to you.

Go fuck yourself.
(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 21:32, Reply)
^upset

(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 21:35, Reply)

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