morning

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 7:14, 41 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

what are you being like that for?

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 7:23, Reply)

he wants to ruin the whole week for everybody

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 8:01, Reply)

he has ruined mine

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 8:11, Reply)

Sure is!
Another Monday - happily we skip to our places of work, safe in the knowledge that our loving caring employers will be overjoyed to see us safe and well, ready to do our utmost for the good of the company and the greater community.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 7:24, Reply)

If you work from home do you skip in a circle?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 7:54, Reply)

wank in a sock more like

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 8:02, Reply)

so cynical for one so young

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 8:06, Reply)

On my online office diary WFH = Working* from home
Or Wanking For hours.

*Working - yeah, like what I do is 'work'
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 8:17, Reply)

This improved my morning
www.theguardian.com/stage/2015/jan/18/pub-landlord-al-murray-election-strategy-drink-nigel-farage-william-hague-under-the-table
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 8:10, Reply)

a british moon on a british stick

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 8:15, Reply)

shit off cunt face.
Morning everyone else.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Jan 2015, 8:33, Reply)

Morning Wi-Pi

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 8:43, Reply)

tangle.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Jan 2015, 9:32, Reply)

less than three

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 8:43, Reply)

fewer

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 8:44, Reply)

mobsta!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Jan 2015, 9:32, Reply)

morning, windyplops

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 8:46, Reply)

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( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Jan 2015, 9:33, Reply)

Jeepers!
It's Weepers!

How d'you get those Peepers?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 8:47, Reply)

Stunnedo

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Jan 2015, 9:33, Reply)

Yo.
I hope you are making the most of my tax pounds!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 9:48, Reply)

hey there

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 9:45, Reply)

chainster

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Jan 2015, 9:45, Reply)

Morning.
Thought this may interest you: -

metro.co.uk/5025206/
( Muns, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 9:37, Reply)

Hahahahahaha.
Where can I buy one?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 9:38, Reply)

You have to make your own.
You will need a meat cleaver, some pliers to remove the bone, and some varnish.
( Muns, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 9:39, Reply)

I already have one foot in a pickling jar!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 9:47, Reply)

I dont believe it

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 9:53, Reply)

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metro.co.uk/2014/08/01/quiz-dog-toy-or-sex-toy-4818384/
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 9:51, Reply)

Good morning all
Bit chilly this morning innit, had to give the car a good ol scraping,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 9:46, Reply)

I had to give YM.......zzzzzzzzzz

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 9:47, Reply)

Morning I suppose
Since Al Murray is running against Farage in his "Pub Landlord" persona, which other comedy characters should run?

And you can't say Alan Partridge. Ok you can.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 9:47, Reply)