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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Seeing as I am to be here first,
Let me open my doors and invite you all in.
( , Thu 22 Jan 2015, 7:38, 93 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Let me open my doors and invite you all in.
( , Thu 22 Jan 2015, 7:38, 93 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
no worries, everyone makes mistakes, I'll just have the carpet gnomes clean it while singing their merry song.
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slow, bit worried i might not meet this months target, plus i have a KPI review at the end of the month because of that unfortunate rich tea incident
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Already managed that mate, and with an open rate 6.8% over industry average it is smooth sailing from here. Thanks for your support.
( , Thu 22 Jan 2015, 8:56, Reply)
( , Thu 22 Jan 2015, 8:56, Reply)
TAKE A DEEP BREATH...
Remember.....
It's just a bad day.....
NOT A BAD LIFE!!!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
( , Thu 22 Jan 2015, 8:18, Reply)
Remember.....
It's just a bad day.....
NOT A BAD LIFE!!!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
( , Thu 22 Jan 2015, 8:18, Reply)
gayer than your gay dogs gaying on each other and watching
but morning
( , Thu 22 Jan 2015, 7:59, Reply)
but morning
( , Thu 22 Jan 2015, 7:59, Reply)
lol rupert trol u
twitter.com/TheSunNewspaper/status/558162156454445056
( , Thu 22 Jan 2015, 10:11, Reply)
twitter.com/TheSunNewspaper/status/558162156454445056
( , Thu 22 Jan 2015, 10:11, Reply)
I'm up for a sexual encounter with somebody hopefully of the opposite sex but i'm not fussy *glomps*
( , Thu 22 Jan 2015, 8:39, Reply)
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No, but i expect someone will do a lolwaki 'morning' or 'alright' one, they're always well received.
( , Thu 22 Jan 2015, 9:02, Reply)
( , Thu 22 Jan 2015, 9:02, Reply)
Good morning fair Windulous Piggington III
I slept in and then showered before "pissing about on the internet with a cup of tea" instead of after. This novel approach allowed me to catch a slightly earlier tube and not have to deal with disapproving looks as I amble in around 20 past. Go me!
( , Thu 22 Jan 2015, 9:19, Reply)
I slept in and then showered before "pissing about on the internet with a cup of tea" instead of after. This novel approach allowed me to catch a slightly earlier tube and not have to deal with disapproving looks as I amble in around 20 past. Go me!
( , Thu 22 Jan 2015, 9:19, Reply)
Languidly but comfortable thanks very much for asking.
What shenanigans are going down in Shenanigans Town today?
( , Thu 22 Jan 2015, 9:28, Reply)
What shenanigans are going down in Shenanigans Town today?
( , Thu 22 Jan 2015, 9:28, Reply)
Nope, I'm sat at home with him
He's going at lunchtime though as there's fuck all wrong with him
( , Thu 22 Jan 2015, 9:38, Reply)
He's going at lunchtime though as there's fuck all wrong with him
( , Thu 22 Jan 2015, 9:38, Reply)
I just heard someone with a 'Dancing in the moonlight' Toploader ringtone and it's ruined my day.
( , Thu 22 Jan 2015, 9:44, Reply)
( , Thu 22 Jan 2015, 9:44, Reply)
I never change from the default ringtone because I don't care and I'm lazy
unfortunately some guy in the office feels the same and we have to same shit phone.
( , Thu 22 Jan 2015, 9:55, Reply)
unfortunately some guy in the office feels the same and we have to same shit phone.
( , Thu 22 Jan 2015, 9:55, Reply)
Me too, but I forget and think his phone is mine
It's the film thats getting a great reception! Rob Schneider's in The Ringtone!
( , Thu 22 Jan 2015, 10:04, Reply)
It's the film thats getting a great reception! Rob Schneider's in The Ringtone!
( , Thu 22 Jan 2015, 10:04, Reply)
Its not that I fancy her particularly
You can just tell shes pure filth.
( , Thu 22 Jan 2015, 9:56, Reply)
You can just tell shes pure filth.
( , Thu 22 Jan 2015, 9:56, Reply)
She can take me all around Englind Irelind and Scotlind I can tell you
and sometimes The Midlinds!
( , Thu 22 Jan 2015, 10:01, Reply)
and sometimes The Midlinds!
( , Thu 22 Jan 2015, 10:01, Reply)
I think that's the chef special appetiser at Bhangla Lounge Indian Restaurant, Hall Green
( , Thu 22 Jan 2015, 10:01, Reply)
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