I had a mini rant about tabloid papers this morning.
What was the last thing you got on your soapbox about?

alt. I watched the film 'Bad Grandpa' last night and laughed heartily.
What was the last thing that made you generally LOL?

altalt. Best cover versions of songs/ Best remakes of stuff.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:50, 116 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I'm a hugger not a ranter.

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:56, Reply)

You coulda fooled me.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:59, Reply)

sorry, that's 'pedant'

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:59, Reply)

fooled hugged
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:13, Reply)

I LOL fairly regularly, mostly at my own jokes. I LOLLED yesterday when someone called me a cunt.
A reply to my sarcastic text to Swipey made me LOL.
LOL!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:00, Reply)

well you're a funny guy.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:08, Reply)

So are you.....

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:10, Reply)

Funny LOOKING that is hahahaha trolled!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:10, Reply)

Oh YOU!!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:13, Reply)

the last thing to make me lol was billing a compensation-chasing claims firm 600 quid plus VAT
For a spasticated attempt at a complaint which had no prospect of being upheld.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:00, Reply)

Have you had any other accidents in the household in the last 2 years, sir?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:08, Reply)

I pooed myself in December.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:10, Reply)

duller than psychochomp
/ac
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:13, Reply)

I got on my soapbox when my father in law said Freddy Mercury was "basically a Paki"
Alt, I lolled at the link of Richard Dawkins reading his hate mail.
AltAlt, All Along the Watchtower.
( Peej, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:08, Reply)

How did he come to that conclusion?
was it the Indian tache he rocked?
Thankyouplease
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:09, Reply)

he was Persian.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:10, Reply)

Looked pretty white to me.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:13, Reply)

ALL WHITE ON THE NIGHT!!!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:14, Reply)

Persians are pretty white.

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:15, Reply)

For a fly guy?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:18, Reply)

Farrokh Bulsara was born in the British protectorate of Sultanate of Zanzibar, East Africa.
His parents, Bomi and Jer Bulsara were Parsis from the Gujarat region of the then province of Bombay Presidency in British India.
( Peej, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:14, Reply)

British India!!! yeah, like that's thing!!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:15, Reply)

orn in the British protectorate of Sultanate of Zanzibar, East Africa.
His parents, Bomi and Jer Bulsara were Parsis from the Gujarat region of the then province of Bombay Presidency in British India. asically a paki
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:16, Reply)

I just dun a lol at a strike through
I feel dirty
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:17, Reply)

*Gets on soapbox*

( Peej, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:21, Reply)

AltAlt: didn't have you pegged as a U2 fan, Peej

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:20, Reply)

Who isn't? I love them even more now they gave me a free album on my iPhone!

( Peej, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:21, Reply)

altalt. Placebo - Running Up That Hill

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:14, Reply)

[Monty's story about making Brian Molko cry]

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:17, Reply)

he seems tightly wound, I can't imagine it was that much of a challenge.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:18, Reply)

AND Brian Moloko

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:19, Reply)

I reckon you could make him blub just by repeating what he says back at him in a slightly camper voice

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:19, Reply)

Burger Queen is possibly their best song eh

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:20, Reply)

I think my fave is Special Needs.
It speaks to me.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:27, Reply)

Kate Bush one is much better.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:50, Reply)

altalt. Evil Dead

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:14, Reply)

altalt All Along the Watchtower

( Peej, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:20, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2450959
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:21, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2450962
( Peej, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:22, Reply)

the parlous state of the british high street is my highest soapbox
alt: i'm going to see "the play that went wrong" tonight, gets good reviews. so hopefully that.

altalt: no doubt's cover of "it's my life" is one of the very few covers i actually like.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:27, Reply)

I do like No Doubt. Dunno why their last album tanked, it was a good effort.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:37, Reply)

because you're a gay with terrible ears?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:50, Reply)

Altalt: The Renegades cover of 13 Women:
youtu.be/wu2pKXSIzr4
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:29, Reply)

I like the original and all:
youtu.be/xzL8n5_OOkA
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:29, Reply)

Muslims of course. And whether Islam is a fundamentally violent religion.
alt: A Bit of Fry and Laurie.

altalt: My ding-a-ling.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:30, Reply)

I had a bit of a soapbox thing over those who live their life by the Bible too.
These people also don't believe in evolution?
or do they just pick and choose bits of it that speak to them?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:36, Reply)

The Muzzers are about 500 years behind Christianity
and still have proportionately more believers that stick to the literal interpretation of the texts. If we look at the Christians of 1515AD they were all a bit backward or look that way to us now.

In short, we should fuck them all off back to bongo-bongo land to live in tents.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:48, Reply)

the yids are 2000 years behind christianity

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:51, Reply)

and still denying they killed Christ.
King of the Jews
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:53, Reply)

The Romans killed Jesus.
HTH.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:57, Reply)

Yeah but did they really?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:59, Reply)

The Sanhedrin wanted a seditious jew out of the way hth
#jewskilledjesus
(Mr Udagawa, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 13:00, Reply)

True enough but they don't want to bomb you back to the middle ages.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:58, Reply)

...unless you're palestinian and would quite like to stop being subject to horrific infringements of human rights

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 13:06, Reply)

Of course it it.
But they only inflict it on themselves.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 13:08, Reply)

I like all the Muzzers executing people for blasphemy
without realising it's a Western law to keep them in line:
www.independent.co.uk/voices/commentators/islamic-history-is-full-of-free-thinkers--but-recent-attempts-to-suppress-critical-thought-are-verging-on-the-absurd-9993777.html
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 13:04, Reply)

altalt: Souixsie's Dear Prudence, Ray Charles's Eleanor Rigby, The Fall's Victoria, Orbital's Doctor Who
edit: and Iggy Pop's Well, Did you evah! which isn't really a cover given that it's a Porter classic but fuck you, k?
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:31, Reply)

alt alts
The Slits cover of I Heard it Through the Grapevine
Johnny Cash's cover of If You Could Read My Mind
Palace's version of Horses
Nine Inch Nails version of Warm Leatherette
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:35, Reply)

I danced with her mum to that song in her final tour
/brush with fame

And you're wrong ... Grace Jones is the definitive shit cover of Warm Leatherette
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:38, Reply)

I didn't claim definitive status.
But the nine inch nails version has Pete Murphy on vocals. He does an impeccable job of it. JGB would be proud.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:41, Reply)

Red Sky Coven's cover of Rhianna's "Umbrella"
Nine Inch Nails cover of Hurt.
Guns n' Roses live cover of Knockin' On Heaven's Door
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:41, Reply)

nine inch nails cover of what?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:41, Reply)

UH-OH!!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:43, Reply)

trent reznor's cover of his own song, recorded nearly ten years before the original version by Johnny Cash

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:44, Reply)

HA! I liked a dozer post!

( Peej, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:56, Reply)

YES! I deleted a comment agreeing that the NIN cover is much better than the original

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:44, Reply)

it's not though. Johnny Cash is shit.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:49, Reply)

I love Johnny Cash but that Hurt cover is terrible.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:51, Reply)

yeah, but you're opinion on music is only just a small step above Gayson so no one cares.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:53, Reply)

you are opinion on music
Tell us all about blastbeat please.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:55, Reply)

i know, i'm just being a knob innit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:52, Reply)

bit out of character for you isn't it?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:54, Reply)

yeah it's my new internet persona

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:54, Reply)

I got a bit shirty with a guy because he was moaning about how everyone does everything half arsed,
Then got upset when I refused to cut corners on the job we were doing, so I chewed him out a bit for hypocrisy. Felt bad about it.

Alt: I laugh every morning at the tiny dog trying to jump over the dog gate and never making it. Think it would learn, but it doesn't.

Altalt: Torn by Natalie Umbruglia is better than the original.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:49, Reply)

Natalie Imbruglia eh?
Cor!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:50, Reply)

however it's spelt.
But let's not turn every mention of a woman above average looks in to some sort of male whooping mating call you pathetic manboy
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:52, Reply)

hahahaha!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:54, Reply)

^ gay

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:54, Reply)

Natalie "Mouthwash Gargling Noise" eh?
Cor!
( Peej, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:54, Reply)

I like this.

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 13:12, Reply)

*Listens to Brændt*
I agree.
( Peej, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:53, Reply)

I thought one of the main tenets of construction etc was to cut as many corners as possible whilst calling out the person before you for doing exactly the same?
Just like IT in that regard.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:54, Reply)

AltAlt U2's covers of
All Along the Watchtower
Beat on the Brat
Candle in the Wind
Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)
C'mon Everybody
Cold Turkey
Creep
Dancing Barefoot
Dancing Queen
Daydream Believer
Dear Prudence
Don't Take Your Guns to Town
Everlasting Love
Exodus
Fortunate Son
Hallelujah
Happiness Is a Warm Gun
Help
Helter Skelter
I Can't Help Falling in Love With You
I Remember You
I shall be released
Instant Karma
Irish Heartbeat
I've Got You Under My Skin
Jesus Christ
Maggie's Farm
My Girl
My Hometown
Neon Lights
New York, New York
Night and Day
North and South of the River
Norwegian Wood
Paint It Black
People get ready
Pop Muzik
Rain
Redemption Song
Satellite of Love
Sexual Healing
She's a Mystery to Me
Southern Man
Stand by Me
Sweet Caroline
Sweet Jane
Unchained Melody
What's Going On
Won't Get Fooled Again,
( Peej, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:51, Reply)

Fuck me U2 really are utter cunts aren't they.

( Peej, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:51, Reply)

truly,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:52, Reply)

I've heard there was a secret chord
That U2 played, and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for music, do you?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:54, Reply)

When Bono said he could never play guitar again I did a little skip for joy
Then I remembered he's not the fucking guitarist is he!
( Peej, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:57, Reply)

Hallelujah! Halleluuuuuuuuuu-uuuuuuu-jah!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:59, Reply)

I like this!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:54, Reply)

Garbage and The Screaming Females did a really good cover of Patti Smith's Because the Night.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:52, Reply)

altalt: Pinky & Perky's version of Yellow Submarine was far superior to the original.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:52, Reply)

they were true artists.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:54, Reply)

cowboy junkies versions of Powderfinger, Blue Moon and I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:57, Reply)

Immagants
alt: your dating profile

Altalt: cancer bats - sabotage
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 12:57, Reply)

alt. Which one?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 13:02, Reply)

EveryonehasAIDs.com

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 13:06, Reply)

why don't they go back to their own country if they don't like it here?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 13:14, Reply)

go black home

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 13:42, Reply)

i'm not really feeling this thread if i'm being honest

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 13:11, Reply)

Agreed
Did you see the folkstone con man in the papers? What a prick eh?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 13:13, Reply)

I did not.......*googles*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 13:19, Reply)

Yeah I know of that guy, I know where he lives. It's quite near my house.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 13:21, Reply)