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Generic non-upset morning thread

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 8:10, 178 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
morning sexy scouser xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 8:12, Reply)
dozers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 8:15, Reply)
but I am upset

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Jan 2015, 8:14, Reply)
hey come on now, don't be upset.
Especially not on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 8:16, Reply)
I'll try and cheer up but I ain't promising anything.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Jan 2015, 8:41, Reply)
MORNING
I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO EXPRESS MY NON-UPSETEDNESS, PARTICULARLY TO D-DOG.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 8:48, Reply)
you just won the username failed moderation prize for lawnmower flying

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 8:50, Reply)
k

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 8:52, Reply)
i'm not upset yet
i had a nice breakfast and tried to stop the budgies from shouting the place down. but i have a massive document to read that might upset me a bit with its 187 page length.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 8:53, Reply)
send the document back with a post-it on top saying:
"didn't read, LOL!"
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 8:54, Reply)
youll find timmy saves the day by finding everyone trapped in the well at the end

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 8:55, Reply)
somebody needs to save the day
imma find a loophole
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 9:18, Reply)
Morning
I'm not upset. Working from home today, should get quite a bit done and still have time for a pub lunch. Life is good.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 9:09, Reply)
Im upset! Me me me me I am I am!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 9:11, Reply)
*throws book*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 9:14, Reply)

upset ugly
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 9:16, Reply)
bit mean

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 9:17, Reply)
xxx

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 9:18, Reply)
Even some xxx action won't make up for the mean comments soz

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 9:21, Reply)
oh man
i'll send you a rocky picture instead
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 9:24, Reply)
I'm pretty bloody upset, actually!
I feel life owes me a living, and it pisses me off that I don't get what I want, whenever I want it.

Also, it's cold, the underground's shit, and it's still only Tuesday.

Still - chin up, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 9:36, Reply)




(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 9:38, Reply)
If it even happened.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 9:39, Reply)
Woah, Liam clearly wanted the STROKE CHAT deleted. Why would you do that?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 9:39, Reply)
It's fine, no one is upset in this non-upset morning thread.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 9:42, Reply)
Oh, okay then, I'm fine with that. Sorry for insinuating you were being spiteful

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 9:42, Reply)
what happened to #jobchat?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Jan 2015, 9:44, Reply)
I deleted it, I thought that's what we were doing as a fun new meme.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 9:45, Reply)
:((((

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Jan 2015, 9:46, Reply)
Don't be sad, your words will live on in my heart, always.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 9:48, Reply)
I didn't grab that, soz.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 9:46, Reply)
you claim to care about me and then this happens

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Jan 2015, 9:47, Reply)
This isn't about you and you know it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 9:50, Reply)
It only seems to upset people when you talk about stuff anyway, if only it was possible to not comment on a sub thread you aren't interested in

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 9:47, Reply)
Implausible

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:05, Reply)
SO IS YOUR FACE

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:06, Reply)
I know dude. how can anything look and sound this good?

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:09, Reply)
It's probably drugs if I know anything about you youngsters, which I don't.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:12, Reply)
it's drugs

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:17, Reply)
Well I never

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:21, Reply)
upset in a non-upset thread
is anything real any more :(
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 9:42, Reply)
I don't exist

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 9:47, Reply)
delete this please

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 9:53, Reply)
if you want me to

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 9:56, Reply)
I've texted your wife as well
the b3ta people who change printer cartridges and sharpen pencils might be reading this
(Mr Udagawa, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 9:59, Reply)
There's a lot of very influential people here I can see why you would want your pretend upset to be hidden from them

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:03, Reply)
like stunned, possibly others

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:06, Reply)
one of cranleys finest lines to date

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:08, Reply)

Yes. He did. Quite a nasty one apparently. He swore Boyce to secrecy, but Boyce couldn't resist sharing it with me and Stunned, possibly others as well.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:11, Reply)
I know nothing and no one.
HTH
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:14, Reply)
You certainly know nothing.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:16, Reply)
It appears that Michael Gambon is transitioning to female
we should all support her at this time.


(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 9:51, Reply)
ARGH!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 9:53, Reply)
cor!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 9:55, Reply)
^ this

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:14, Reply)
I've banged worse.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:14, Reply)
Put you in a wig and some lippy you could well be a better bang

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:16, Reply)
She looks like a dirty Stephen Fry in a wig with bell's palsy

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:19, Reply)
hahahaha

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:23, Reply)
Waaaaaaaaahhh

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 9:55, Reply)
How can the DLR be effected by a strike?
IT AIN'T GOT NO FUCKING DRIVERS!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:10, Reply)
ROBOT STRIKE!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:11, Reply)
Innit!!
I like sitting at the front of the train pretending to drive it.

It's OK though, I am only 41.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:12, Reply)
sometimes when I'm driving at night, I squint my eyes so the oncoming traffic and streetlamps look like moving stars and I pretend my van is a spaceship.

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:16, Reply)
That's awesome, dude.
Do you then pick up ha'penny street walkers and kill them in the back of the van?

I know a poem about that.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:19, Reply)
not sure you get to preface "41" with "only"

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:21, Reply)
TTJ. Tit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:23, Reply)
it doesn't work, even in a joke.
bumhole.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:27, Reply)
It works, you just don't get it.
I for one laughed at Stunned Posters Joke and clicked it too.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:37, Reply)
thx, dude.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:51, Reply)
I, for one, welcome our robot overlords!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHA REMEMBER WHEN SOMETIMES PEOPLE STILL PUT THIS ON THE INTERNET IT'S FUNNY ISN'T IT HAHAHAHA NOMMY ZOMBIES TOO LOLZORZ
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:14, Reply)
I don't remember that no, but I'm sure it was all hilarious

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:16, Reply)
Look it up on 'ask jeeves' m8, hold on to your sides though because they're about to split

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:17, Reply)
So jeeves tells me its a line that was been recycled many times with various sentient beings
apparently it's super funny too, I can hardly see the screen through the laughter tears in my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:22, Reply)
I would look at the hilarity again myself but I'm busy buying supplies and ridiculous ornate knives and axes to prepare for the zombie apocalypse

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:24, Reply)
The fast moving ones or the slow moany type?

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:26, Reply)
shit, i hadn't even considered that

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:30, Reply)
You've got to know your enemy dude
poor show
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:31, Reply)
That's still funny even though it was from a 1977 film and a 20 year old Simpsons episode.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:17, Reply)
no way, nothing is funny until people type it into a web connected computer over and over

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:20, Reply)
Oh I do like this.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:16, Reply)

this BIG FAT KNOBS IN MY BUM AND MOUTH
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:29, Reply)
I felt that was the insinuation too

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:33, Reply)
You're just jealous because you've got such a thin knob

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:35, Reply)

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