Does anybody know what these bulbs are?
I remember planting them but no idea what they are.

Do you garden? Do you have a memory? Do you sound like your grandad when he was falling to dementia? Have I had me tea? Arnold? Is that you Arnold? God Save The King!
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:19, 183 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

My gardens great. Its full of brick and rubble and theres a fires of pallets and plastic on it at least once a week

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:22, Reply)

I love a good pallet fire

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:24, Reply)

Pallets ftw
I'm still burning the old fence that I acquired from our neighbour when she had 240' of it replaced round her entire garden. I've almost burnt all the slats but haven't as yet started on the big posts
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:26, Reply)

I love fire.
Palletts burn like billy-o. I got some fire powder for Xmas. It makes a campfire burn bright and different colours or saink.

It's just sachets of copper chloride and shit like that.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:32, Reply)

like this?
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/like/321025552048?limghlpsr=true&hlpv=2&ops=true&viphx=1&hlpht=true&lpid=108&chn=ps&device=c&adtype=pla&crdt=0&ff3=1&ff11=ICEP3.0.0-L&ff12=67&ff13=80&ff14=108&ff19=0
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:41, Reply)

yer

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:46, Reply)

Ironically YM started on my big post last night

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:42, Reply)

also
(I could be doing maths wrong here) but doesn't that make her garden something like 6000 sqft?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:45, Reply)

YM's gash is 6000sqft

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:46, Reply)

I should have seen that one shouldn't I

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:47, Reply)

FROM SPACE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:48, Reply)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:49, Reply)

splendid

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:51, Reply)

POTD

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:51, Reply)

JUST LIKE MM's
hey wait a minute
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:54, Reply)

my friend fitted the victorian fireplace they ripped out of their dining room into their fence in the back garden
now she can't decide if it looks cool or tacky.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:29, Reply)

tacky
see also Belfast sinks, twee wheelbarrows with gnomes climbing out and old rusting ploughs
(Mr Udagawa, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:33, Reply)

i thought it looked good at night when all you could see were the candles in/on it
but would sadly agree with you for during the day
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:37, Reply)

I've got a Belfast sink in the garden ... although it's acting as a sink rather than an ornament
And I've built a ridiculous fairy house hanging from a tree because my kids are credulous idiots
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:45, Reply)

I have been trying to get a funny strikethrough relating to George Best and Belfast Boy but they are all really shit

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 17:01, Reply)

Or even Belfast Child and Simple Minds
But again they are all shit... I can see the material is there though.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 17:02, Reply)

* Not a euphemism

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:54, Reply)

My garden is a desolate wasteland.
Not a euphemism.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:25, Reply)

garden lovelife
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:28, Reply)

dude ... he clearly has more dates than all the other shut ins put together

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:28, Reply)

I'm a dating machine lately!
No rust on these hinges.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:33, Reply)

but lots of spunk on the handle

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 17:09, Reply)

Remember Greenclaws?!
He always planted strange bulbs.

*Not a euphemism.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:25, Reply)

I do indeed garden, yes
When we moved in, the garden hadn't been touched in about 5 years. I knocked down an old shed, cut down 15' high rose bushed, cleared years of ivy off the fences and have built raised veg beds at the bottom. This years tasks will be rebuilding the old greenhouse and replanting the veg. I also have plans for a patio at the bottom of the garden with a brick BBQ and a wood fired pizza oven, but I think those will have to wait until our extension is done first
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:25, Reply)

jesus dont get him started

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:31, Reply)

PIZZA OVEN CHAT!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:33, Reply)

DID SOMEBODY SOUND THE PIZZA OVEN ALARM!?

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:47, Reply)

you could get the women in your office to blob on a circular napkin
and it'd still look more appetising than the last pizza oven pizza that got shown around these parts
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:39, Reply)

^ expert
and by parts, you mean your vagina?
(sorry)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:55, Reply)

i feel more than a little bit sick :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:58, Reply)

you should deffo build a wood-fired oven
they're the future
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:46, Reply)

and the past at the same time

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:54, Reply)

EXACTLY

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 17:13, Reply)

can you listen to music where you are?
My garden is on winter shutdown mode. Meaning I've neglected Ted it terribly since the garden furniture went in the shed and won't touch it again until I plan to start using it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Jan 2015, 17:04, Reply)

there's not much Ted to do really
the only harvestable Ted in the veg patch is winter cabbage

might wash the Teds of the greenhouse if I get really excitable
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 17:12, Reply)

I'm Ted home.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 17:55, Reply)

possibly other teds

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 17:56, Reply)

Ted is a bit down

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 17:22, Reply)

hi coons!
Alt: hope not hate NIGGERS.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 17:57, Reply)

apple report record profits for any listed company ever.
fucking shitcunts.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 18:02, Reply)

Just proves that their products are overpriced.

( Muns, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 18:07, Reply)

40% profit margin

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 18:10, Reply)

I loathe the tax dodging and abrogation of any social responsibility

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 18:10, Reply)

terrible bullying of cranlo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 18:13, Reply)

I love the word 'abrogation'.
It's even nicer when it's used correctly.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 18:14, Reply)

have I fucked that up?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 18:18, Reply)

remember your first marriage ... exactly like that

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 18:20, Reply)

hahaha.
Noted.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 18:21, Reply)

abnegation is when you reject something
abrogation is when you wear lovely shoes decorated with little punched holes
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 18:51, Reply)

one can abrogate a responsibility
maybe better used in a legal context but I think I am still within acceptable use
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 18:55, Reply)

I know. I was actually agreeing with you in the first response.
The second one was an isihac joke. You know. Like brogues. The shoes. It's VERY funny and clever.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 18:57, Reply)

your wasted here

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 18:58, Reply)

I've only had two beers.

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 18:59, Reply)

yeah, I knew that!
obvs

ahem!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 19:00, Reply)

whut?
They're selling hundreds of millions of them. How can they be overpriced?
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 18:11, Reply)

people are easily manipulated idiots

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 18:20, Reply)

speak for yourself
oh ... you were doing
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 18:52, Reply)

no youn r

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 18:56, Reply)

yeah I expect they'll mark everything down now, no one is in business to make money.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 18:12, Reply)

AMBER SNOW WARNING!
DANGER WILL ROBINSON!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 18:27, Reply)

I 'garden'
I grow chillis*, herbs, peppers, tomatoes etc etc. Love picking fresh stuff and eating it asap.

*Had such a glut** last year I dried the excess and ground it for chilli powder.

**Isn't glut an awesome word
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 18:28, Reply)

captain placid likes peppers, tomatoes, herbs, chillies

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 18:34, Reply)

ghey

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 18:37, Reply)

*golf clap*

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 18:52, Reply)

^ pretending that he's clapping

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 19:10, Reply)

My memory's so bad I could develop Alzheimer's and no cunt would notice.

( Kroney, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 18:33, Reply)

how's the new job going

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 18:38, Reply)

What new job?

( Kroney, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 18:39, Reply)

you have a new job?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 18:40, Reply)

tch, people getting new stuff and never mentioning it on here, happens all the time

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 18:44, Reply)

birds, jobs
the list is twofold
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 18:51, Reply)

the AV one
It's relatively new, right
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 18:44, Reply)

Oh man
You see what I mean? Nobody would fucking notice.
( Kroney, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 18:45, Reply)

some muppet's having a bad day
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/one-spelling-error-costs-companies-house-up-to-9-million-after-being-sued-for-ruining-business-10007372.html
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 18:37, Reply)

proofreading is very important

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 18:39, Reply)