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Skiing, worth doing or not? My brother loves skiing, his wife loves skiing. I hate my brother and his wife, so I generally avoid anything they like.
Any of your prejudices mean you miss out?
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 9:07, 95 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Skiing?
Not something I'd fancy. Almost all of the people I know who ski have had either a broken bone (or several) or buggered cartilages/ligaments in their knees - sometimes both. There's the added joy of all the hoorays you may encounter.
For those reasons, ahhm oot!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 9:16, Reply)
I know a guy who has now had three knee surgeries because of skiing. Where is he at the moment, skiing.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 9:25, Reply)
See ... if you did that with recreational drugs they'd label you a feckless addict.

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 9:27, Reply)
can i ski on drugs?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 31 Jan 2015, 9:39, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 9:40, Reply)
I assume heroic addicts are ahead of the game.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 9:51, Reply)
I'm there.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 31 Jan 2015, 9:58, Reply)
cool
see you in the twee log cabin full of braying hoorays just after tiffin, yah?
(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 10:05, Reply)
don't see what could possibly go wrong

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 9:48, Reply)
sign me up, meet at the Alps on 24 hours, I'll bring the goods.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 31 Jan 2015, 9:58, Reply)
You can ski on drugs
Probably better on skis though.
Just sayin'.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 9:52, Reply)
Literally fewer

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 9:53, Reply)
one of my minions went skiing last week and came back with his entire upper body purple and both arms in slings
He's a chocolate teapot for the next six weeks. Skiing is clearly for morons.

I've never enjoyed a decent NF rally on account of hating racism.
(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 9:18, Reply)
I have enjoyed three NF rallies, due to going as a member AFA.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 9:26, Reply)
but the raw fury and shit punk records aren't nearly as good on the anti side

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 9:28, Reply)
Dunno, them military trained Jew boys get quite furious.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 9:52, Reply)
I'm starting a shit punk band called the Furious Jews

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 10:02, Reply)
Do you know what gets me really racist? Flying. I've never been so racist as being on a flight.
From all the jehadists getting off at Istanbul to hop into Iran, to the peasent locals taking huge luggage bags and bringing their own big bag of nuts on the flight, to the English who start clapping when you land.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 9:42, Reply)
don't forget the Jews in bin bags

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 9:47, Reply)
Yup, they're on the list. God forbid they touch a women.
Those hassidics are like the Jewiban.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 9:55, Reply)
train

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 31 Jan 2015, 11:58, Reply)
cans

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 12:42, Reply)
what time are you about from?
I am ready when you are!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 12:42, Reply)
not sure, ladypig wants to do a bit of shopping and visit the aquarium.
Probably the evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 31 Jan 2015, 12:49, Reply)
women, eh?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 12:58, Reply)
Cor! Birds! Whhhhheeeeeyyyyyy!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 13:11, Reply)
cor!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 13:12, Reply)
PHWOOOOAAAARRRR!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 13:13, Reply)
Is this another budgie thing?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 31 Jan 2015, 13:12, Reply)
No I'm being a trulad silly buns

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 13:13, Reply)
well pack it in.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 31 Jan 2015, 13:16, Reply)
let me begin

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 13:18, Reply)
BANTZZZZZZZZZZ!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 13:26, Reply)
Stay about from his time.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 12:49, Reply)
skiing eh?
Wanking off two guys at once?

You sicken me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 12:38, Reply)
Bosh! In your face, HMRC.

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 13:29, Reply)
They sent me a rebate a couple of year back.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 13:32, Reply)
I just paid them several money.

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 13:35, Reply)
as much as several.
That's more than some.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 13:38, Reply)
I got 300 plus back in Sepember.
^drone
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 13:41, Reply)
did you sort out your personal allowance thing?
You should have 2500
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 13:43, Reply)
not mine dude. sadly.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 13:55, Reply)
rebates mean you've given the gubmint an interest-free loan
never really understood people celebrating them
(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 13:46, Reply)
it's always on their terms as a PAYE drone.
what's not to celebrate?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 13:54, Reply)
Pay As You Earn Cartel is almost like a garage cru or something.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:01, Reply)
that means they've nicked too much of your money every month and are grudgingly giving it you back
and hoping it feels like a free gift so you won't be too hacked off at them taking it in the first place
(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:01, Reply)
yes it is.
what's your point, Shambo?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:03, Reply)
other than the point you made

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:03, Reply)
It's not so much a bonus, more of an 'accidental savings scheme'.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:00, Reply)
an interest-free savings scheme forced on you by the state

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:02, Reply)
or free money you should have had earlier

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:04, Reply)
it's not free money
it's money you earned and they took directly from your pay packet
(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:06, Reply)
Glass half full / Glass Half Empty

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 16:39, Reply)
what? no

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 17:22, Reply)
It's akin to finding a tenner in an old pair of trousers; it's your money and always has been, but it still feels like a bonus somehow.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:07, Reply)
it's more like a massively wealthy mate giving you a tenner and saying "here's that tenner I took off you last year without asking"

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:08, Reply)
And my attitude would still be 'oh I didn't notice at the time, cheers!'.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:09, Reply)
Most Skiier's/Snowboarders seem to be a bit tiresome and eager to tell you about their cretinous fascination with the sport whether you pretend to be interested or not.
For that reason, I'm out.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 13:40, Reply)
horrid bullying of naked ape

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 13:42, Reply)
yeah, it's a hobby thing.
I am like that with scuba diving
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 13:42, Reply)
I have/have had hobbies in the past and I tend to try to keep hobby chat to a minimum amongst people who couldn't care less.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 13:54, Reply)
that is why you are TBOH

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 13:55, Reply)
It's pretty fun. Bit posh though innit.
If you want to give it a go head to Milton Keynes world famous indoor ski dome, then pop downstairs for a pint and KFC or a Subway for the ladies.
(PsychoChomp, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 13:51, Reply)
I think this might be the most depressing suggestion I've ever read on the internet

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 13:52, Reply)
blow me?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 13:56, Reply)
I think this might be the most exciting suggestion I've ever read on the internet

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 13:59, Reply)
I went to the tamworth snowdome when I was a kid, I swept a middle-aged woman off her feet and lost my hat on the escalator thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:02, Reply)
are you still together?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:05, Reply)
arfs

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:06, Reply)
can you change this to 'that's the only time you swept a woman off her feet isn't it?' please?
I've got a witty comeback.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:08, Reply)
^

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:11, Reply)
That's the only time you swept a woman off her feet isn't it?

(PsychoChomp, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:11, Reply)
A bit like how your only 'crowning achievement' was slipping out of your mother's pum.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:15, Reply)
I still wear his mother's pum as a crown.
But only for special occasions, like tuesdays.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 17:52, Reply)
I'm taking the Doris indoor sky diving in MK at some point.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:12, Reply)
When I lived near there those fans annoyed the shit out of me.
If you like Chinese food go to the Taipan nearby afterwards.
(PsychoChomp, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:13, Reply)
Can't imagine we'll spend any longer thsn absolutely necessary there.
The hotels you recommended didn't inspire.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:17, Reply)
your first mistake was asking for recommendations from a man with no taste

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:24, Reply)
I think he was limited by available places to suggest
Not because he has questionable taste.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:35, Reply)
It's mainly buisness hotels they are what they are.

(PsychoChomp, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:45, Reply)
MK was always shit but it has no purpose whatsoever now things like the sanctuary are gone.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:18, Reply)
that looks pretty excellent actually
just a shame it involves going to Milton Keynes
(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:19, Reply)
Find out if it's a laugh or not when we find a weekend we can make!
I know a bloke who has been before, he said it was a laugh, so hopefully it'll be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:35, Reply)
I'm back to val thorens in a few weeks. Fantastic skiing and guaranteed not meeting any depressive weirdos who change printer cartridges and turn stuff off and back on

(Mr Udagawa, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:15, Reply)
Yes, no IT drones do predictable middle-class activities like skiing.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:17, Reply)
Exactly, their asthma inhalers dont work at altitude

(Mr Udagawa, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:20, Reply)
our IT manager has a house near there

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:18, Reply)
I'm happy that hes managed to move on from changing the printer inks

(Mr Udagawa, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:21, Reply)
I liked it and will go again
But there are better things to do for the money holiday wise for me
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:35, Reply)
Sking-k-k-king-k-king-king-k-king
Sk-k-king-k-k-king-k-king-king-k-king
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:35, Reply)
The Ski Sunday theme is quite catchy
If that influences you at all.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:36, Reply)
I quite liked that Skifree when I was a yout.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:53, Reply)
Music fair including rare vinyl at Olympia today
Wonder if they'll have the Coventry yurtsmiths
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:53, Reply)

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