let's all talk about WEATHER
Do you have any weather? We sure do here. All over the floor and everything.
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 7:28, 80 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

What a frightfully British conversation-opener that is.

( .Yeti., Tue 3 Feb 2015, 7:34, Reply)

Have you seen the traffic on the A321? Dreadful. And what about the price of train tickets?

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 7:39, Reply)

Is this a form of bingo?
If I hear "general election", "house prices" and "rate of inflation", I get a line and probably win a tub of sweets or something.

Also, my kitchen tap needs replacing. TRUFAX.
( .Yeti., Tue 3 Feb 2015, 7:45, Reply)

I hear the price of property/petrol/groceries/sherry has gone up/down
I blame The Tories/Labour/immigrants/feminists
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 7:48, Reply)

We have a winner!
Join us next week on Daily Mail Bingo for the chance to win a photo session with Prince William and a signed pewter tankard of Paul Dacre's mouth-froth.
( .Yeti., Tue 3 Feb 2015, 7:54, Reply)

Immigrants are devaluing the queen

( Glovington, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:18, Reply)

homosexuals are stealing your freedom

( Glovington, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:19, Reply)

Charity muggers are defrauding middle britain

( Glovington, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:19, Reply)

( .Yeti., Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:25, Reply)

A taxi driver writes.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:25, Reply)

Benefit fraud hate preacher causes cancer of the house price!

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:25, Reply)

You couldn't make it up

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:26, Reply)

Immigrant lesbians ban British beer using YOUR tax money!

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:26, Reply)

Your TV licence funds EU terror cells on BRITISH High Streets!

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:28, Reply)

I like this
Mail-o-matic
( Glovington, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:32, Reply)

it's quite amusing on the surface
but utterly depressing when you remember that it's one of the biggest selling newspapers and they genuinely do print this bollocks every single day
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:37, Reply)

^hand wringing leftist agenda

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:40, Reply)

I'm prolly a Muslim homo

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:40, Reply)

I see the occasional Mail reader at my local
I try not to get caught up in conversation with them as screaming 'you small-minded petty fuckwit' at them at the top of my voice might get me barred.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:45, Reply)

agreed. But the most simple of things become depressing when you really scrutinise it, I mean ultimately the human race is wired for destruction and we are enslaved during our short time on this planet.
thats why I always try and remember that saying...YOLO!
( Glovington, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:46, Reply)

apparently that's a popular name for baby girls now
it's a shame their fucking parents lived at all
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 9:23, Reply)

I thought this sounded like nonsense, then I found this:
www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/04/unusual-baby-names-babycenter_n_6270766.html
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 9:28, Reply)

Bender? Really?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 9:28, Reply)

I am surprised McBeef's daughter isn't called Hennessy

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 9:53, Reply)

alright
Alt: ghettoblaster yeti has me on lol 2.0, someone wish him a happy Tuesday fae me, eh?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:00, Reply)

He is only doing what we are all thinking

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:23, Reply)

tell him yourself

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:26, Reply)

Me too

( $$ ✅, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:42, Reply)

I have no idea why
although people started ignoring me when I said Dr Who was a kids program
( $$ ✅, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:43, Reply)

and shit

( $$ ✅, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:43, Reply)

We seem to have had a small sprinkling of weather here in Royal Leamington Spa
Luckily I'm wfh today so I won't have to brave the fuckwit drivers on my commute who panic at the slightest bit of weather and become either 5mph terrified grannies or decide they're the Stig and powerslide everywhere.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:43, Reply)

you prefer to havoid commuting?

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:45, Reply)

No
I'm at home so I avoid Panicking Twats' Hurtling Cars.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:54, Reply)

powersliding to his coffice

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:58, Reply)

sorry, that was a bit shit

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:58, Reply)

drimble likes posting that he's contrite

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 9:00, Reply)

Do you wanna build a snowman?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:55, Reply)

y

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:58, Reply)

bit of snow

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 9:08, Reply)

not much

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 9:09, Reply)

many candles
so many candles representing so many wasted years
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 9:20, Reply)

*dons sunglasses*
*warms hands*
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 9:22, Reply)

Plenty weather here
Made my pub visit hard work last night, mind
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 9:55, Reply)

it's pretty frosty in Leeds today lol

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 10:00, Reply)

Oh hahahahaha

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 10:01, Reply)

haha three class A drugs pmsl

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 10:02, Reply)

apparently, Mercedes now recommend winter tyres.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 10:07, Reply)

One of the 'guests' on Jezza Kyle today looks a bit like Chompy.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 10:15, Reply)

a) why are you watching shit?
b) how do you know what an internerd looks like?
c) reckon nick cave did Kylie in the bum?
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 10:16, Reply)

Bloke next door has it on. I've just had to drop some wrongly delivered letters off to him.
I think I met him once.
Totes.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 10:20, Reply)

Dry.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 10:23, Reply)

Everyone see what I did there?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 10:23, Reply)

yes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 10:36, Reply)

Thank goodness for that!
I hoped at least some of you would, cos some of you(no names, no pack drill) are a bit dim innit.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 10:38, Reply)

Fair enough.
Fair enough.
DEFFO
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 10:25, Reply)

I reckon Polly Harvey did him in the bum.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 10:23, Reply)

I'd prolly let Polly peg me.

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 10:24, Reply)

Dirtier than YM after a 12 hour shift down the coal mine, I reckon.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 10:24, Reply)

easily

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 10:30, Reply)

About half an inch of snow here but it doesn't seem to be staying on the roads so hopefully the world won't end.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 10:49, Reply)

I don't see how this could prevent the inevitable end of the world.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 10:52, Reply)

www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/environment/londoners-hoping-for-enough-snow-to-build-homes-2015020394990
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 10:53, Reply)