hey it's Wednesday

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 7:03, 63 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

oh turn it in you farkin melt

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 7:44, Reply)

you fackin want a dry slap, you cahnt?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 8:03, Reply)

you're a few waves short of an ocean son

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 8:04, Reply)

Dozer

( Kroney, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 8:09, Reply)

Kroney

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 8:16, Reply)

throw it down for Wednesday
or summat
( $$ ✅, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 8:24, Reply)

No Offence

( Peej, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 8:35, Reply)

None Taken

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 8:42, Reply)

incorporating
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( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 8:42, Reply)

Stop talking out of your rut.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 9:06, Reply)

the monkees' later work was really dated zzzzzzz

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 9:09, Reply)

My nose is big
Uh-uh I'm not ashamed - big like a pickle; I'm still getting paid
I get laid by the ladies, you know I'm in charge - both how I'm living and my nose is large.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 9:18, Reply)

Weetabix is fucking pish.
Sicken me with tales of your pork based breakfasts.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 9:19, Reply)

i had a bagel smothered with crunchy (organic sugar free) peanut butter and some icy cold smooth fresh orange juice
if that helps
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 9:21, Reply)

That sounds quite nice.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 9:27, Reply)

it was excellent
but too filling. can't move.

although it might be a good one for you - any truth in this, do you think? it sounds convincing, but then again, one might think that the peanut institute has rather a vested interest in getting people to eat peanuts...

www.peanut-institute.org/health-and-nutrition/disease-prevention/diabetes-and-blood-sugar.asp
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 9:30, Reply)

Despite the partisan nature of the peanut institute
i choose to believe them.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 9:34, Reply)

this is good to know
get amongst it. i like the whole earth one, not because i give a shit about organics, but because i think it tastes better without sugar. all nutty and salty.

healthyeating.sfgate.com/can-diabetics-eat-peanut-butter-5525.html
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 9:35, Reply)

you've got nuts and salty all over your face.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 9:37, Reply)

how did i not see that coming?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 9:40, Reply)

if you had you could have moved out the way.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 9:42, Reply)

hahahaha

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 9:43, Reply)

I know you can use smooth peanut butter instead of shaving foam

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 9:48, Reply)

Do dogs like shaving foam too?
good to know
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 9:49, Reply)

I had some natural yoghurt and granola.
I tend to have some honey with it, but we haven't got any at the moment.

I like to eat it while listening to Thought For The Day on Radio Four.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 9:27, Reply)

This sounds worse than mine.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 9:28, Reply)

I then do yoga for an hour, and meditate on the enviro-crime of the modernised world.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 9:30, Reply)

I had 2 fried eggs, 3 hash browns, fried bread and beans from the work canteen
Cost £1.56
( Peej, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 9:30, Reply)

And a partridge in a pear tree.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 9:30, Reply)

Fuck you, man. You used to be cool.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 9:32, Reply)

when?

( Peej, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 9:34, Reply)

Fair point.
Fuck you, dork.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 9:34, Reply)

I'm telling on you

( Peej, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 9:35, Reply)

when you dressed up as a pirate

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 9:35, Reply)

So have you never done fancy dress in your life?
Because you bloody looked like you were in fancy dress when I met you
( Peej, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 10:21, Reply)

WHERES THE FACKING MEAT YOU NONCE

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 10:46, Reply)

GOOD MORNING CAMPERS
HI DE HI
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 9:22, Reply)

Alright, Ted Bovis.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 9:28, Reply)

baby BABEH

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 9:32, Reply)

mmmm babybel

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 9:35, Reply)

baby GREGGS HAT
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 9:46, Reply)

^partly mine

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 9:49, Reply)