Good afternoon, friends.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:01, 57 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

thumbs up

( $$ ✅, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:02, Reply)

thumbs up what?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:03, Reply)

jackie collins throwing up in a bin in a failing shopping mall while wearing sock puppets on her hands and feet
y/n?
( $$ ✅, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:05, Reply)

y

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:06, Reply)

same

( $$ ✅, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:06, Reply)

Mathew Kelly dressed as Matt Lucas dressed as Emily Pankhurst y/n?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:34, Reply)

y

( $$ ✅, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:36, Reply)

Ayup!

( Muns, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:08, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:20, Reply)

alright

( Muns, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:21, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:23, Reply)

is this the lunch thread?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:09, Reply)

Are there bite marks in the strawberry cornetto?

( Peej, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:09, Reply)

Yes

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:10, Reply)

Then, I'm afraid I can swap it for a mint feast

( Peej, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:15, Reply)

No thanks.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:17, Reply)

alright

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:15, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:21, Reply)

hI PRICKS!!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:16, Reply)

Bent Jase

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:21, Reply)

Is that all we are to you? Pricks to be used and abused?

( Muns, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:21, Reply)

he's a predatory homosexual

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:23, Reply)

Homosexuality is all well and good.
But it's a bit gay.
( Muns, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:25, Reply)

I wouldnt let my daughter marry one and thats for sure

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:45, Reply)

Not if you also have a personality.
so, yes, in your case
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:28, Reply)

Ooooooh
you bitch!
( Muns, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:30, Reply)

alright

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:24, Reply)

alright

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:25, Reply)

alright

( $$ ✅, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:26, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:31, Reply)

this is boring im off to reddit to look at funny animals

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:27, Reply)

Shit innit.
Dunno why I bothered.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:29, Reply)

I like this subreddit
www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingJerks/top/?sort=top&t=all
(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:35, Reply)

/r/monkeypics
when i'm 'ere.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:43, Reply)

also
www.reddit.com/r/babyelephantgifs
(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:48, Reply)

Afternoon. I have some gyozas for lunch.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:33, Reply)

GAYosas, more like!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:36, Reply)

Aren't they a starter?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:42, Reply)

They're like dim sum but fried, not a starter not a main course.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:48, Reply)

I would need a fair number of them to consider lunch.
I'd like to find somewhere that does premade prawn toast as I could pig out on that stuff all day.

I bought some from Morrisons deli once but it tasted vile. Maybe I should've cooked it, dunno, threw it in a skip.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:59, Reply)

I had about 8, I'll probably be hungry later
I've seen a few recipes for them and want to make them at home, just make a paste spread on bread dip in seasame seeds and deep fry basically.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 14:05, Reply)

Yeah, they're not hard. But still.
One place round my way used to dip them in batter as well.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 14:07, Reply)

Nothing gets this board going like a low effort dozer thread.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:57, Reply)

just booked to do some test driving on saturday
*glees*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 14:03, Reply)

I updated my driving licence address so I can join the local car sharing scheme.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 14:06, Reply)

my friend swears by the car club one

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 14:17, Reply)

what sort of test driving?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 18 Feb 2015, 14:29, Reply)

audis
fancy a change and had mine about 4 years now, so thought we'd have a play with something else!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 14:38, Reply)

+icle

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 14:30, Reply)

( $$ ✅, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 14:27, Reply)

Hey ya!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 14:39, Reply)

I'm literally surrounded by cows.

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 15:23, Reply)