bollocks. the plural of roof is rooves.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:49, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

YEAH! Is the plural of Hoof Hoofs or Hooves!
So roof must be Rooves and the English language is perfect with literally no contradictions
( Peej, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:50, Reply)

WRONG FUCKO

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:51, Reply)

Which fucko were you looking for?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:53, Reply)

YEAH!!!

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:53, Reply)

Apology accepted.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:54, Reply)

here
imma go with the oxford dictionary over the lewisham dictionary!

www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/roof

i enjoyed this bit: Words that rhyme with roof
aloof, behoof, goof, hoof, pouffe, proof, shadoof, spoof, Tartuffe, underproof, woof
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:53, Reply)

since when did woof rhyme with roof?
what kind of dumbass dog has the author got?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:55, Reply)

Woofter, as in a gay person?

( Muns, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:56, Reply)

still pronounced wuffter though innit

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:00, Reply)

I find it's one of those words that varies place to place.
Lahndaners definitely say woofter.
( Muns, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:11, Reply)

Locals like to call it 'The Dictionary'
but it's really just a piss-soaked yellow pages in a vandalised phone box.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:55, Reply)

wooooof?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:55, Reply)

modern usage innit.
when I was a lad it was rooves.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:56, Reply)

rooves all fields
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:59, Reply)

lol

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:00, Reply)

all fields a slowly condensing cloud of interstellar gas
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:01, Reply)

hahahaha

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:01, Reply)