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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Literally anything other than a Dozer thread.Alt: Come on team, almost there.
Just a couple of hours to go, it'll be slightly more bearable for all of us if you just post some stuff on the internet.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 13:21,
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Lockheed Martin claims they've nearly made sustainable fusionwww.eweek.com/news/lockheed-martin-claims-sustainable-fusion-is-within-its-grasp.html
How do you think unlimited electricity for say £50 a year would affect the world?
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It's not that I've got anything particularly against arabs.It's just that they're sub-human parasites.
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'I don't think we should go out and burn down the nearesy Eyetie, Pakki or Chink restaurant'......'Clearly that's a job for the Army'
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I think lobbyists from all the energy companies will do all they can to delay or prevent its implementation(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 13:25,
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I don't think so, the energy companies own the infrastructure to transfer the power around so they'll still get paid.Oil and gas companies will be a problem.
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so the energy suppliers won't push back against thisbecause somebody else owns the energy delivery infrastructure?
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I thought the Energy companies owned the power plants.If they could replace their expensive to man and run power plants with cheaper to run fusion plants why wouldn't they? Same way a car factory will put robots on the production line rather than welders.
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I hope they're right, and the Skunk Works guys do have a reputation for achieving what was once thought impossibleWould potentially make the Gulf States all but bankrupt pretty quickly though?
The US is trying it's best to be energy independent (hence all the shale oil/gas exploration recently), and if it did get fusion, a lot of other countries would suddenly have a lot less money.......might make for a very different world.
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Electricity is useful for heat and light.......and, once we've found efficient ways to store it for when we need it, transport. However, as a chemical feedstock for industry it's utterly useless. Oil will never be obsolete as a commodity.
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You'd cut it more than in half I would think.www.treasurenet.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=249006&d=1332398711
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AgreedHowever, instead of cat-cracking heavier fractions to get the lighter ones (E:G Gasoline and the lighter Olefins) you would use the heavier fractions themselves as feedstock for the Chemical and Plastics industries. Plastics would get cheaper and the Arabs would lose their wealth. Win-win
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Plus assuming "free" electricity a lot of recycling would become economically viable.(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 14:16, Reply)
Well here's the website about it. www.lockheedmartin.co.uk/us/products/compact-fusion.html
A lot of it is marketing guff.
Still yes if they get it to work it would change everything, shipping container size generators working at 100MW means that the biggest ships could carry on one trip generators for 10 million people.
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Hitmen more like
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 13:27,
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Oh and apparently you're more of a reliable source than www.eweek.com are you???!!?!?(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 13:30, Reply)
What a cunt, eh?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 13:32,
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I'm a little scepticalConsidering their diagram showed 'Neutral injectors'. I think they may have meant 'Neutron Injectors' - if their editorial discipline is as good as their editing this story is likely to be 'less than factual' or 'complete bollocks' if you prefer.
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aye, up yer fucken arse ye wee fucken prickAlt: ye gangly fucken hoor.
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Oh I see, it's money you're after is it?How much is a bottle of 'Buckie' anyway?
Here's ten pounds, now run along, there's a good chap.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 13:28,
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Despite living in Corby (with a street named after it) I still haven't had the pleasure of trying buckfast(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 13:41,
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 13:31,
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I meant on this bit of the internet, by the way.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 13:37,
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Appraisal done. Turns out I'm still awesomeThey haven't noticed the dodgy web browsing and toilet wanking yet so I think a posh wank in the executive bogs is in order.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 13:39,
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there's nothing more dignified than getting lonely sexual gratification in the miasma of your colleagues' bowel movementsENJOY!
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so I've put the radiator back up and it doesn't leak and it's straight,Looks like all the old skirting board is good, so I'm just going to clean that up and put it back on the wall.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Mar 2015, 13:48,
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^ Worst euphimism EVAH(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 13:49,
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Small wonder his dog turned out gay though(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 13:50,
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Are they gay or do they just look a bit bent?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 13:51,
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Good question, fucked if I know the answer(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 13:53,
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Yeah, that works really well one this site(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 13:53,
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You need to chillax m8, I can't help you if you start shouting again. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 13:55,
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I'm only doing this so the place looks nice for when you visit. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Mar 2015, 14:00,
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can't you get an Estonian to do it?you need to make the most of cheap tradesmen before Forage sends them all home
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I quite enjoy it,Plus I'm poor
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Mar 2015, 13:59,
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You're rich in love though, it's not as good as money but it's a close second. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 14:00,
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True, and I probably could pat someone to do it, but I'd rather spend that money getting messy drunk. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Mar 2015, 14:02,
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I've seen how this film turns out*strips*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 14:00,
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I hope you're just getting changed in to your overalls(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Mar 2015, 14:01,
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Don't you just put them on 'over' 'all' your other clothes?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 14:02,
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well this wasn't meant to go here, still works though(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 14:10,
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I don't wear anything under mine unless I'm working outdoors. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Mar 2015, 14:13,
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Oh my...is it just me, or is it suddenly very hot in here?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 14:13,
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cor it's like a diet coke advert but ginger(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 14:15,
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I own and maintain my own infrastructure for methane gas production(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 13:54,
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Two nights of quorn have really ramped up productivity (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 13:57,
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I am 100% parma violets, the gayest of the sweets(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 14:00,
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It's a good point actuallyShe's been quiet lately, have you buried her under a half patio?
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Muns, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 14:11,
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Yes she's dead. It's all over mate I'm free!!!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 14:13,
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Congratulations mate. Isn't it a b3ta tradition to get overly emotional and sponsor some appropriate zoo animal when a female member snuffs it?
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Muns, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 14:22,
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Just beating you other hilarious clowns to the well lol joke(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 14:31,
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it's alright, i've risen again, fork in hand(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 14:39,
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any form of life at all would be an improvement(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 14:39,
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hey, he's unemployed, overweight, penniless and living with his parents in his mid thirties, what girl would turn that down?(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 14:42, Reply)
i interviewed someone from there the other day for a summer placement thingi asked if he was sufficiently committed to moving to london. he burst out laughing and said, "wouldn't you be???"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 14:45,
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This is dumb for even your Offtopic/effortsShow some respect to those who still have some time and love this place. If you don't like it then stop whining and feck off and leave us alone from your childish pranks.
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$$ ✅, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 14:32,
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suppose I shouldn't give the satisfaction, but this is the last time I will ever visit this site. but this is the last time I will ever visit this site.
So long B3ta, thanks for the laughs.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 14:37,
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TOOLS DOWN FUCK YOU thread at 3 then please thanks love you xx(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 14:37,
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I hear that unpopular forum poster Bagginski once fucked a young girl on a weighbridgeIt was sex abuse on an industrial scale
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i heard he was still a virginwhich seems much more likely, really.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 14:49,
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He only claims to be for legal reasonsbecause most of the children on his street aren't.
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Muns, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 14:53,
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i heard he looks like the love child of jimmy savile's anal rape of rolf harris(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 14:54,
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I heard he's a very ordinary family man from dreary suburbia who makes jokes about being a child abuser because he's not very popular online and craves attention(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 15:09, Reply)
you know lokesyeveryone knows lokesy
and his massive hands
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 15:01,
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