I smashed up an old shed, it was very therapeutic
To replace with a bigger one, natch.

alt: took the sprogs to see Paddington, it was surprisingly good, 8/10

altalt: if it's just for sex, Kim Cattrall and Susan Sarandon pls, think they know a thing or two......
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:00, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Let's do a GILF thread!!

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:03, Reply)

Hello!
Looks like I arrived just at the right time...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:03, Reply)

b3th, every time.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:04, Reply)

\o/

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:09, Reply)

Helen Daniels

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:07, Reply)

Pre or post stroke?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:10, Reply)

+vinegar

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:15, Reply)

helen or chips

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:26, Reply)

Yes.
Many a bedsheet was starched as a result of Mrs. Daniels in my adolescence.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:10, Reply)

Michelle Pfeiffer

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:11, Reply)

Really?
You'd LF Michelle Pfeiffer?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:12, Reply)

Probably a french bloke.

( Muns, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:13, Reply)

Poor Kroney

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:34, Reply)

Helen Mirren

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:26, Reply)