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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hi pricks and fannies!
How we all doing? Happy Monday?
I had a successful date at the weekend and tried bison grass vodka. what did you have?
alt. last film you saw at the cinema and rate it please.
I saw It Follows and it was a genuinely creepy film. 9 popcorns out of 10
altalt. who would be the bread in your celebrity sandwich?
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:14, 205 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
How we all doing? Happy Monday?
I had a successful date at the weekend and tried bison grass vodka. what did you have?
alt. last film you saw at the cinema and rate it please.
I saw It Follows and it was a genuinely creepy film. 9 popcorns out of 10
altalt. who would be the bread in your celebrity sandwich?
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:14, 205 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
You're twisting my melon, man.
Alt alt: we've already decided that. Cliff Richard and Delia Smith ... nobody is gonna top that. NOBODY.
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:18, Reply)
Alt alt: we've already decided that. Cliff Richard and Delia Smith ... nobody is gonna top that. NOBODY.
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:18, Reply)
By successful do you mean you got to masturbate using another guy?
Bison Grass vodka is ok ice cold and neat. I have lots and lots of Gin.
Alt. Book of Life. I took my daughters, I enjoyed it.
AltAlt. n
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:18, Reply)
Bison Grass vodka is ok ice cold and neat. I have lots and lots of Gin.
Alt. Book of Life. I took my daughters, I enjoyed it.
AltAlt. n
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:18, Reply)
NO!
I mean it had good flow of conversation, he was aesthetically pleasing and we are doing all that business on the next date.
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:22, Reply)
I mean it had good flow of conversation, he was aesthetically pleasing and we are doing all that business on the next date.
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:22, Reply)
I bought a bottle of Opihr gin and I liked it so much I bought another one.
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:24, Reply)
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:24, Reply)
See, they should reconsider abandoning qotw when there are still epic anecdotes like this to be shared.
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:29, Reply)
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:29, Reply)
oh boy!
It looks like The Resident Loon is back. How can they abandon qftw when its weakest member has returned?
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:33, Reply)
It looks like The Resident Loon is back. How can they abandon qftw when its weakest member has returned?
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:33, Reply)
I had a curry, but not from the place I intended on buying from, as there was a notice from the health inspectors on the door advising that they had closed it down. Oops.
Alt: I don't go to the cinema to watch films, I go to a hip bar to watch them and drink craft ales.
It's still the same film it was last time this question was asked.
Altalt: 5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2477572
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:22, Reply)
Alt: I don't go to the cinema to watch films, I go to a hip bar to watch them and drink craft ales.
It's still the same film it was last time this question was asked.
Altalt: 5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2477572
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:22, Reply)
Last film - Good Vibrations - the Terri Hooley story.
It's on iplayer. It's alright.
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:24, Reply)
It's on iplayer. It's alright.
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:24, Reply)
the scene where he discovers punk was one of my favourite bits of cinema of the year
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I wonder how long it had been there
It's always in the last place you look, isn't it?
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:29, Reply)
It's always in the last place you look, isn't it?
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:29, Reply)
His missus had that fit but dour pauper look that's prevalent in the Irish.
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he's a mate of a mate so he occasionally pops up on The Facebook
he looks a bit like a friendly bank manager these days
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:31, Reply)
he looks a bit like a friendly bank manager these days
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:31, Reply)
I had a look on Wikipedia after th be film. Seems like a great guy.
But not the best businessman.
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:32, Reply)
But not the best businessman.
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:32, Reply)
he is by all accounts a thoroughly lovely chap
but even worse at The Music Business than Tony Wilson
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:35, Reply)
but even worse at The Music Business than Tony Wilson
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:35, Reply)
Who puts bread in a sandwich?
Unless it's a club sandwich, but then your metaphor is being stretched beyond reason.
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:27, Reply)
Unless it's a club sandwich, but then your metaphor is being stretched beyond reason.
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:27, Reply)
I had roast pork, it was very nice.
Alt: I can't remember the last time I went to the cinema so cannot answer this question truthfully, sorry.
Altalt: I refuse to answer this on the grounds that I'm not a 'lad' with a stupid list of celebrities who would 'get it'.
Cheers.
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:28, Reply)
Alt: I can't remember the last time I went to the cinema so cannot answer this question truthfully, sorry.
Altalt: I refuse to answer this on the grounds that I'm not a 'lad' with a stupid list of celebrities who would 'get it'.
Cheers.
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:28, Reply)
I got in trouble because I misunderstood the "freebie list" concept and didn't realise it had to be famous people.
"That lass on the checkouts at Tesco with the smashing rack"
*Smack with a book*
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:32, Reply)
"That lass on the checkouts at Tesco with the smashing rack"
*Smack with a book*
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:32, Reply)
Reasonably quiet at work today, which makes a change.
Had some wine and beer and things.
Alt: Some film about a flid in a wheelchair whose wife gets stroppy at him for being in a wheelchair and then fucks some floppy-haired tweed-prick.
Altalt: Dunno, but I think I've decided that I'd probably let Taylor Swift have a go on me, if she promised not to tell anyone. You know they're fun, but you don't want your mates finding out.
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:34, Reply)
Had some wine and beer and things.
Alt: Some film about a flid in a wheelchair whose wife gets stroppy at him for being in a wheelchair and then fucks some floppy-haired tweed-prick.
Altalt: Dunno, but I think I've decided that I'd probably let Taylor Swift have a go on me, if she promised not to tell anyone. You know they're fun, but you don't want your mates finding out.
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:34, Reply)
there's nothing more dignified than getting lonely sexual gratification in the miasma of your colleagues' bowel movements
/ac
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:44, Reply)
/ac
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:44, Reply)
It really helps finish me off if an obese man in his 50s is loudly straining in the next cubicle.
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:49, Reply)
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:49, Reply)
Unloading over the cubicle divider is the holy grail of toilet wanks.
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:18, Reply)
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One, then the other.
The order depends on what it takes to bring yourself to orgasm.
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:20, Reply)
The order depends on what it takes to bring yourself to orgasm.
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:20, Reply)
Your wife must be happy.
At the point of orgasm she has a beautiful fountain to watch. Put a torch up your arse to make it even more spectacular!
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:58, Reply)
At the point of orgasm she has a beautiful fountain to watch. Put a torch up your arse to make it even more spectacular!
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:58, Reply)
Hello jason.
I went out drinking at the weekend for the first time in quite a while and got hammered. Recovered now, but have to do a shit loads of work today for a meeting tomorrow.
alt: x-men or some shite
altalt: me?
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:39, Reply)
I went out drinking at the weekend for the first time in quite a while and got hammered. Recovered now, but have to do a shit loads of work today for a meeting tomorrow.
alt: x-men or some shite
altalt: me?
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:39, Reply)
I haven't been to the cinema for ages. I can't even remember what I saw.
I just got my face drilled by a dentist. I am numb and I can taste chemicals.
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:51, Reply)
I just got my face drilled by a dentist. I am numb and I can taste chemicals.
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:51, Reply)
I can also taste chemicals.
I've had this ability for as long as I can remember.
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:53, Reply)
I've had this ability for as long as I can remember.
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:53, Reply)
This Monday is pretty meh.
I'm learning about the manufacture of sturgeon and trout food. I've had bison grass vodka before; it's a'igh'. I've also had grass and vodka separately. Never eaten bison, though.
Alt: "La Famille Bélier". Rating: surprisingly uncheesy and with some genuinely heartwarming moments. The lass playing the young heroine is also a definite would.
Alt: Is the idea of a celebrity sandwich for there to be me, a clone of me and a celebrity in between the both of us? Or do I have to share said celebrity with some other random bloke?
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:02, Reply)
I'm learning about the manufacture of sturgeon and trout food. I've had bison grass vodka before; it's a'igh'. I've also had grass and vodka separately. Never eaten bison, though.
Alt: "La Famille Bélier". Rating: surprisingly uncheesy and with some genuinely heartwarming moments. The lass playing the young heroine is also a definite would.
Alt: Is the idea of a celebrity sandwich for there to be me, a clone of me and a celebrity in between the both of us? Or do I have to share said celebrity with some other random bloke?
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:02, Reply)
altalt. You decide.
For example, I would have Tom Hardy and Ryan Phillippe
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:04, Reply)
For example, I would have Tom Hardy and Ryan Phillippe
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:04, Reply)
Right you are.
I'll have Catherine Zeta Jones in "The Mask of Zorro" and Scarlett Johansson in "Lost in Translation".
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:23, Reply)
I'll have Catherine Zeta Jones in "The Mask of Zorro" and Scarlett Johansson in "Lost in Translation".
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:23, Reply)
nice client confidentiality skills mate
No wonder you were headhunted for your high powered role.
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:17, Reply)
No wonder you were headhunted for your high powered role.
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:17, Reply)
S'ok, google thinks he has made it up anyway
www.google.co.uk/search?q=Fangita+Kandolola&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&gws_rd=cr&ei=t539VPiUFsviaJGugLgP
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:19, Reply)
www.google.co.uk/search?q=Fangita+Kandolola&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&gws_rd=cr&ei=t539VPiUFsviaJGugLgP
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:19, Reply)
UH-OH!!
More like one of the sales monkeys hasn't phonetically checked a name.
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:37, Reply)
More like one of the sales monkeys hasn't phonetically checked a name.
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:37, Reply)
Had the brother's partner stopping over at the weekend
so I took them shopping at Old Spitalfields Market. Vintage clothing, bric-a-brac and cake stalls, they were in heaven.
Alt: Kingsman. Over the top amusing spy thingy. 9/10 needed more boobs.
AltAlt: Scarlett Johanssen and Famke Janssen, obvs.
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:43, Reply)
so I took them shopping at Old Spitalfields Market. Vintage clothing, bric-a-brac and cake stalls, they were in heaven.
Alt: Kingsman. Over the top amusing spy thingy. 9/10 needed more boobs.
AltAlt: Scarlett Johanssen and Famke Janssen, obvs.
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:43, Reply)
Not really unless you're fine with kids seeing people cut in half and stuff
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:49, Reply)
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Happens in my basement every other day.
They never seem to complain.
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:02, Reply)
They never seem to complain.
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:02, Reply)
hiya
i am ok thank you, i had a few pints and a hangover at the weekend
i saw the robocop remake on netflix, it was much worse than the original
i don't like celebrities
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:45, Reply)
i am ok thank you, i had a few pints and a hangover at the weekend
i saw the robocop remake on netflix, it was much worse than the original
i don't like celebrities
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:45, Reply)
I watched a film called 'The cube' or just 'cube' or something the other day. It was shit, I didn't bother watching it all the way through. I think they probably all died.
Cheers
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:47, Reply)
Cheers
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:47, Reply)
How did it end?
Did they win the jackpot, or did they gamble one too many times, forcing Philip Schofield to send them home empty handed?
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:09, Reply)
Did they win the jackpot, or did they gamble one too many times, forcing Philip Schofield to send them home empty handed?
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:09, Reply)
I had what seemed like a very fast weekend, still not sure where the fucker went
Alt: I fall asleep during any movie at the cinema, so have long since given up on paying a lot of money for a nap and a stiff neck, I did however watch "The Raid 2" on Netflix 9.5 Karambits out of 10
alt:alt: N
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:49, Reply)
Alt: I fall asleep during any movie at the cinema, so have long since given up on paying a lot of money for a nap and a stiff neck, I did however watch "The Raid 2" on Netflix 9.5 Karambits out of 10
alt:alt: N
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:49, Reply)
Now there's some quality chop socky.
I thought it definitely held a candle to the original in terms of the quality of the fight scenes.
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:56, Reply)
I thought it definitely held a candle to the original in terms of the quality of the fight scenes.
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:56, Reply)
It was everything I wanted in a good kickers Iko Uwais style reminded me very much of Tony Jaa
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:25, Reply)
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some on here are definitely pricks AND fannies
i went to a ball in manchester cathedral and i ordered a new car.
alt: "the imitation game". probably horribly inaccurate, but v good film.
altalt: i don't do odd numbers. just an open sandwich will be fine.
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:57, Reply)
i went to a ball in manchester cathedral and i ordered a new car.
alt: "the imitation game". probably horribly inaccurate, but v good film.
altalt: i don't do odd numbers. just an open sandwich will be fine.
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:57, Reply)
I don't believe anybody with that level of intelligence could be such a raging homo.
It's revisionist nonsense by the bent liberal elite.
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:00, Reply)
It's revisionist nonsense by the bent liberal elite.
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:00, Reply)
Not really jason, no.
Not everything I write on here is straight from the heart.
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:05, Reply)
Not everything I write on here is straight from the heart.
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:05, Reply)
To be fair, they don't seem to know how to use their genitals properly.
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:05, Reply)
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:05, Reply)
That's nothing.
Darth Foxtrot used to try hiding his with a beard.
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:10, Reply)
Darth Foxtrot used to try hiding his with a beard.
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:10, Reply)
probably for the best that the 'post metal' group disbanded when they did
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:36, Reply)
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I smashed up an old shed, it was very therapeutic
To replace with a bigger one, natch.
alt: took the sprogs to see Paddington, it was surprisingly good, 8/10
altalt: if it's just for sex, Kim Cattrall and Susan Sarandon pls, think they know a thing or two......
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:00, Reply)
To replace with a bigger one, natch.
alt: took the sprogs to see Paddington, it was surprisingly good, 8/10
altalt: if it's just for sex, Kim Cattrall and Susan Sarandon pls, think they know a thing or two......
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:00, Reply)
Yes.
Many a bedsheet was starched as a result of Mrs. Daniels in my adolescence.
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:10, Reply)
Many a bedsheet was starched as a result of Mrs. Daniels in my adolescence.
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:10, Reply)
Tell us about your date Maris Piper
where did you go, what did you do, what made it "successful"
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:13, Reply)
where did you go, what did you do, what made it "successful"
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:13, Reply)
altalt: having never eaten human flesh I can't say who is likely to be the best tasting
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Billy Ocean Spray Low Calorie Cranberry Flavour Drink With Added Calcium
( , Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:48, Reply)
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